So no one wants dibs on Sean Connery?

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i actually thought Johnny Depp would fit, given that pic you posted a few weeks back.

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Or better yet, Johnny Depp could play both of us!

What say you, JarethsGirl?

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That your type, Ani? You like the rough homeless alcoholic look?

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Hmmm, does he look like an alcoholic? He's not what I picture when I picture an alcoholic. I tend to picutre W.C. Fields or Nick Nolte.

But, I think he's cute, sure. As for my type? I like tall. Tall and fat, tall and skinny, tall and ugly, tall and handsome, doesn't matter. 6ft and up, please.


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And on another note, it seems that the username may change,

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Wow, it only took you 4 days to notice!!

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Translation: I looked in the mirror once and hoped I looked a tiny bit like Leonardo di Caprio, but I want to look cool, so I'll pretend I didn't just compare myself to him.

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What are you to talk?? You look like an utter nerd. A FUCKING NERD!! And that slimy hear you have makes you look like a sewage-rat.
But yes, it is actually true that i've been told that i look like leonardo di caprio, i'm not saying that i'm as good looking as him, but we do have some neutral facial features.
So what, it's alright to anyone here to claim that he/she looks like someone famous, but when i do it, it's a lie??
I might be many things, but i'm not a liar.

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

First up, it didn't take me four days to notice. I just didn't have any call to mention it until now. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll take any opportunity I can to slag you, but I'm hardly going to include 'oh, why has that twat changed his username?' in every single post I make. Now just happened to be the opportune moment.

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So what, it's alright to anyone here to claim that he/she looks like someone famous, but when i do it, it's a lie??

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Well, at least you've now read one part of one of my posts correctly, I guess. Congratulations. Would you like a medal? I'm assuming you do get distracted by shiny things?

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What are you to talk?? You look like an utter nerd. A FUCKING NERD!! And that slimy hear you have makes you look like a sewage-rat.

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Eh...guess that makes me a LOTR era Brad Dourif in this film, then. I'd be insulted, except for my quite liking the nerdy look. Oh well.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

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except for my quite liking the nerdy look.

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Well good for you!! Your situation would be though a bit worse if you didn't like that look, 'cos with your ugly face, you couldn't really pull off any other look!!

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

Well, it's good to know I'm making the best of what I've got. Thank you for your moral support.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

No problem mate.
But a word of advice: If you ever wish to lose your boyhood, and with a female, i recommend you an change of look, or preferably go for an plastic surgery.

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

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I'm seeing Wee Jimmie Cranky as well for some reason.

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I used to fancy Jimmie Cranky. I could never work out if that made me homosexual, hetrosexual or a paedophile.

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I used to fancy Jimmie Cranky. I could never work out if that made me homosexual, hetrosexual or a paedophile.

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Just the one word needed... SICK




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