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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
02/19/06 03:34 PM
SHAT ON TOUR!!!!  

SHAT ON TOUR!!!!

Anyone know anthing about this band? what kind of music etc... these are completely new to me.




Jeff Wood and Shat are on tour in the US of A... you're not gonna wanna miss this show!
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Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
01/24/11 04:05 PM
The gay science new [re: diamondogz74]  

I may resurrect some threads with zero replies.

Shat are a four piece punk band whose songs are typically between 1-2 minutes long.

They have a Myspace page which hosts a number of their hit tunes.

One's call 'Cock Block':

In reply to:

Cock Block (x4)

I thought you were my friend
But you sold me out for a ho
And she was just a tease
And now you're just a (~indecipherable~)

Cock Block (x4)

They say that the cunt
Is mightier than the sword
Now I know it's true
The cunt is your lord

Cock Block (x8)


Not good. The first stanza is pithy enough in setting up the relationship and issues affecting the main characters. The second is disconnected, unless we assume that the 'cunt' is the 'ho' previously mentioned. But, even so, where does the cock fit into the equation, so to speak? And what is a cock block? When I hear cock block, I think Rape-aXe, though that may be because of bitter personal experience.

Rating: 2/10. Two points for the riffage, but I've read better poetry in the limerick threads.

Not easily deterred, I sampled a second, 'Show Your Tits':

In reply to:

Show your tits (x32)

Take them out so I can see
Your titties in front of me
I don't care if they're big or small
A tit's a tit and I love them all.



Dogz, I'm beginning to understand your interest in this band, but this song is not, alas, a paean to manboobs. The intro is particularly over-egged and the protagonist comes off simply as desperate. Hardly a connoisseur in titties.

Rating: 1/10. One point, and one more reply than this dreadful thread deserved.



Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
01/24/11 04:39 PM
Double Pits to Chesty new [re: Auntie Prism]  

From Urban Dictionary:

cock block

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

Leaving aside for the moment the fact that the term is defined as a noun and then cited as a verb, I've got to say I'm surprised that one hasn't made it to the UK yet.

I'll also say that I figured Rape-aXe to be a joke on your part about some sort of reverse engineered Axe Body Spray that somehow used the scent-glands of the would-be rapists who wear that shit to create the world's sexxxiest pepper spray.

Anyway, yeah, Shat. I figured from the description that they were some sort of Anal Cunt knockoff, but they sound like they're trying to acutally play songs instead of slapping an incendiary (and hilarious) title on 49 seconds of indistiguishable squall.

AC clearly knew what they were doing in this regard.

I don't walk it like I talk it cause I run it

power2charm
(cook)
01/24/11 10:39 PM
pencil dick new [re: Auntie Prism]  

In reply to:

They say that the cunt
Is mightier than the sword


*Who* exactly says this? I mean, it smells funkier than your typical sword, but mightier?

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Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy


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