These jokes, care to point them out for us lesser mortals?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

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What jokes?!?!

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Why exactly is having a stick up one's ass a bad thing? If anything, it shows that person is adventurous.

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And you say my statements are idiotic.

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Did you get it this time?

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual

Oh, haw haw. You sure showed me.

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You sure showed me

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Well...yeah. I mean, isn't that what you asked me to do?

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual

I'd jump in but I'm too busy playing with this stick.

A truly splendid example of good manners, thank you

BTW, should you ever get angry with your PC, you might like to learn this...

This is what you might say when something goes radically wrong with your computer:

<> !*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<> ~#4
&[.]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED

THE SYMBOLS RHYME
This (cursing) poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit: (This is using the names of the symbols) Wakka wakka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar underscore,
Percent splat wakka wakka twiddle number four, Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash, Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!



London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I'd jump in but I'm too busy playing with this stick.

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Oooh, did he read you any new poetry?

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual

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This (cursing) poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit: (This is using the names of the symbols) Wakka wakka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar underscore,
Percent splat wakka wakka twiddle number four, Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash, Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

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Oh yeah?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Edited by Monkeyboy on 03/07/06 03:19 PM (server time).

So, anyone gotta clue to the identity of the mystery bumper?

I thought about asking the mods about their policy on silent bumping (instant beheading, surely? ) in SF, but then I read this in its entirety and it's become my favourite Dogz thread.

True, it follows the pattern of every other Dogz thread, but there's a nice mixture of Charlie, Dogz, Pablo & Bamboo in this one, and it contains some sneaky side-sniping from Marqui, Monkee and myself (I can't believe the effort I exerted in writing mock dialogue). Plus Pablo's own hilarious gibes are lost under an avalanche of misspellings. If this isn't bread and butter stuff to you, what have you been doing at TW for the past three years? So yeah, good show everyone.

Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

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So, anyone gotta clue to the identity of the mystery bumper?

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I think you and I both know the answer to that one.

I saw hir doing it last night but couldn't get a snarky reply in before they deleted them.


But I agree I got pleasure from reading Bamboo and dogz's championing of the CCTV system memtioned in the Big Brother thread

It's a celebration!