Finland Steamship Company (alternatively Finnish Steamship Company as Finland Steamship Company actually existed until 1990).

This one is so me, somehow. Anyway, I've been thinking of actually starting to use it since my real name (or my real first name anyway) is so crappy.

International vegetarianism is spreading!
Do your duty - carry a ham!

Ann Coulter and the Scabbies

Currently I'm in a band deciding wether we want to call ourselves Meathunter or Lewis Carroll. Guess which one was my idea.

"If Australia ever gets a new national anthem I'll insist 'punch her in the twat' is in the lyrics somewhere." - PHOENIX

Compromise? Lewis Carroll and the Meathunters? ..What about Meat Carol?

I'm single. Yes, I know it's difficult to wrap your head around, but if you don't believe me, check my Myspace. Those things never lie.

I dunno, but I'm very tempted to use Merry Meatmas as my next song title...

"If Australia ever gets a new national anthem I'll insist 'punch her in the twat' is in the lyrics somewhere." - PHOENIX

Loco Motive
The Turtle Doves
The Dirty Breakbeats
los zapatos que bailan
The ManSons
Boopie and the New Tricks
Vienna Sausage Choir
Three Little Words
A-cup and the Keep Wishin' Kiddos
The Polack Gaffer
Cafe Flesh

"What I learned from the future is Sharpie markers will replace facial hair and all men are impotent except Sean Connery. The future looks bright." - T.P. on Zardoz

Chairman Mao and the Cultural Revolution
The Red Guards
Destroy the Old World
Criticise Confucius
The Gang of Four (dammit!)

Steering away from Mao...

Boris the Manskinner/Boris and the Manskinners
Claude and the Bisex
Pretentious Golf
Modern Herero


Whether in success or failure, sooner or later time must lead to disillusionment...

Glass Bitch

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Teenage Spider

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Look here for inspiration.

My vote: Mariospeedwagon

ognuno sta solo
sul cuore della terra
trafitto da un raggio di sole
ed è subito sera