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anisette
(stardust savant)
05/17/06 01:49 PM
Where do you keep your money?  

Do you have a wallet? A handbag? A manbag? A wallet in a handbag? A wallet in a manbag? A wallet in your pocket? A wallet in a pocket in your handbag? In a sack around your neck? In your sock? In a box under your bed? In a cookie jar? In a bank? Under the floorboards? In your bra? In a fanny pack?

I have a wallet inside a handbag, but I keep my money in a bank to which I have access by debit card. That way, all of my purchases are traceable by the CIA, the FBI, and "Cheaters," and my cash won't get swept away in a flood, or stolen by dirty pickpockets.

"My pleading puppy-dog red-scarred darling eyeballs demand you to punch Rick Astley!"
-- D. F.


dice
(every nation's refugee)
05/17/06 03:29 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? new [re: anisette]  

wallet in left front pocket. and the bank. and a trading account. and another trading account



elvenlass
(acolyte)
05/17/06 03:35 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? new [re: anisette]  

Money in a wallet in a backpack, or in a handbag when not at school.

Money also in the bank.

Sometimes in my pocket too.

And sometimes people put money in my g-string.

Other times I just rub honey all over my body and all they have to do is slap a dollar bill on my thigh and it'll stick.

But then I have honey all over my money. And that sucks.

Actually, I'm lying. I made that all up. I don't have any money.

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. ~Garland Greene, Con Air


anisette
(stardust savant)
05/17/06 03:39 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? new [re: dice]  

why the wallet in the front and not the back?

"My pleading puppy-dog red-scarred darling eyeballs demand you to punch Rick Astley!"
-- D. F.


CharlieManson
(kook)
05/17/06 03:39 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? new [re: elvenlass]  

I would give you money if you covered your body with honey, As long as I can lick it off.

I keep my money in the hollow frame of my bed, along with my drugs.


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


Persilot
(stardust savant)
05/17/06 04:11 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? new [re: anisette]  

Money? I transfer mine into pint form as quickly as possible. It's far safer that way.

Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety nine bottles of beer. Percy picks one up, drinks it down... nineeytty eihhhhhhht bott led ogdg beer o n ths wall...

dice
(every nation's refugee)
05/17/06 04:58 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? new [re: anisette]  

In reply to:

why the wallet in the front and not the back?


a) posture
b) no pickpocket in his right mind would reach into the front pocket
c) why not?



elvenlass
(acolyte)
05/17/06 05:39 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? [re: CharlieManson]  

In reply to:

As long as I can lick it off.


And then chop my body into tiny bits and store me in the freezer? I'll pass.

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. ~Garland Greene, Con Air


Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
05/17/06 05:42 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? [re: elvenlass]  

But what if Charlie really IS Adam, as Shelle has suggested in another forum? Would you pass then? I don't think Adam would chop you into bits and place you in the freezer to be eaten later.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge


elvenlass
(acolyte)
05/17/06 05:49 PM
Re: Where do you keep your money? [re: Atonalexpress]  

In reply to:

But what if Charlie really IS Adam, as Shelle has suggested in another forum? Would you pass then?


Yeah, I would still pass. He's too respected a figure on these boards to be allowed to do such a thing.

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. ~Garland Greene, Con Air



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