I don't know, I'd say that was pretty clear.

But hey, I like the fact that your posts expand my vocabulary. "Metagrabolised"!

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It seems like it's ok for the guys to talk how much they'd like to rupture each other's anuses

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glad i missed that thread!

on a tangent, gay men seem to be more attracted to me than straight women. but that's probably just because they're more promiscuous

I've had sex with a woman before, and maybe I will again one day, but I consider myself straight because I'd never consider a romantic relationship with a woman. I do not want to make out with a woman or fondle her at the movies or wake up with breasts pressed against my back! Well, okay, maybe the fondling thing at the movies would work. Especially if she's wearing a skirt. But those activities seem yucky to me -- with a woman. Given the right man, it's all Nirvana. However, said woman would certainly be welcome to give me an orgasm and I'd reciprocate. And then one of us would get up and leave. None of that cuddly afterglow shit!

My very best girlfriend is so turned off by the idea of having sex with another woman that I have never disclosed my experiences in that area to her. That information is on a need-to-know basis. And Shelle, I think TW needs to know.



let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. i mean, after all, it's the thing that makes AMERICA great!

This seems like an excellent time to repost that picture of my penis.

Vote for me: TW's Top Fag!

And by the way, I just wanted to say that between the last post and this one? I got some.



let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. i mean, after all, it's the thing that makes AMERICA great!

...damn TW for not allwing html tags that would let me determine image size. I'm not hosting that pic.

My views on lezzies are as follows: any female who tags 'if this makes any sense' on the end of
such a patently clear statement declaring her straightness reveals either her own insecurities
by 'overstating' her supposed straightness* or is conceding that her straightness has been
tarnished somewhat by popular myth.

The conceitist in me wants to believe that Beltene added this as a underhand afterthought to
ensnare TW's 'isn't everyone a bit bi?' crowd. I'll explain, however, why this isn't the case.

For starters, it's no secret for the handful of TWers who routinely make it through their posts
that Bel & Shelle have been lauding compliments on each other for a number of months now. I'm
sure the relationship germinated in a fashion similar to that of Dogz and Pablo's (i.e. they only began
speaking to each other because nobody else would listen), but they soon discovered that beneath
their veneer of insatiable sexual desire for cock-chomping, they each shared a passion for
hardboiled lesbianism.

Originally their affection and petting grew publicly on the board under the banner of feminism - a
secure haven, so they thought, because feminism has ostensibly little direct connection lesbianism -
until one night something happened. Beltene, possibly under Shelle's direction, posted a shot of her
snatch on the boards. This, in hindsight, appears to have been little more than a 'test' for the
moderators and an excuse for Shelle to intensify her support for Beltene, to prove her love through
incessant appeals and petitions. Together, they collaborated to plot the downfall of Adam (a fair and just
moderator), driven by their combination of deluded misandry and unashamed dykery.

But we forgive them, for their outing has been protracted and painful. I encourage TWers to come
together and pledge their support for all lesbians on the boards, since the longevity of TW stands in
our ability to bond as a community and respect differences within. Beltene, you may now french the bride.

* It's worth remembering that prior to this thread where she outed herself, this was precisely the image
propagated by Ms Shelle.


[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

Just girls... damn... yesterday I was kissed by a boy. But the bit which makes it interesting is, that he is jewish.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

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But the bit which makes it interesting is, that he is jewish.

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The forbidden fruit, eh?

(insert catch phrase)

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Well, you're sorta close. Actually we were watching March of the Penguins as we drifted off to the land of nod in each others' arms, wrapped in my tangering/mango colored sateen sheets.



let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. i mean, after all, it's the thing that makes AMERICA great!