Superman Return's

Main plot: A super man flies and kill the bad guys
Subplot: The Lois Lane's son is Superman's son...

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Because some movies don't really need much more said about them

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If you want to know me more...and my band !
That's my web site

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guess I just don't get it

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Perhaps if you PM Daimond Dave he can reccomend some good joke books. You'll probably "get" those.

(insert catch phrase)

Le Q Spot
A French "art" film.

Main Plot: A ringmaster of some circus suffers a massive stroke while sodomizing an employee and passes his knowledge of the mythical Q spot to his doctor on his death bed. The Good doctor makes most of his new found talent and has anal sex with every even remotely attractive woman who happens to cross paths with him.
Subplot: A desperate man (who's never had his arse rammed) dresses as a woman and tries to fool the good doctor into exploring his rectum...

Don't mind me, just trying to achieve an all time low.

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly

Is that a comedy? I mean, intentionally?

(insert catch phrase)

I certainly hope so for the transvestite's sake...

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly

The Plot: Steve Martin sings, dances and attempts to act (with limited results) as a crooked evangelist who commits one hustle too many and sees the light. Can he get a hallelujah?

Not from me.


The real issue: Despite being older than my mother, Debra Winger is absolutely banging.

Or at least was 15 years ago.

Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction

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Heavenly Creatures

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What did you think of the finest cinematic representation of my city yet put to celluloid ohro?

Jackson makes it look beautiful, though Victoria Park (where the murder took place) is best taken in late at night on powerful hallucinogens than through a red-mist of teenaged bloodlust.

Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction

I watched Firewall starring Harrison Ford on DVD

Main Plot: 21st century bank heist. It's all electronic now, don't you know!
Sub Plot: IT guy's family held hostage.

Not bad for a Sunday afternoon's viewing, although as with all Harrison Ford films you have to turn the volume right up to hear his whispered mumblings. But then you go back to the TV and forget - arrrhhhhh!

Its about time I had a signature

The Thin White Duke: David Bowie Tribute Band

Munich
Plot: Middle Eastern peoples chasing each other around Europe in the 70's - a la Steven Spielberg
I lost interest in the film halfway through, and if I have to see the new 007 popping up in yet another film...
Spielberg is forever trying too hard.
2/10

Breakfast on Pluto
Plot: A deptively tough young Irish man, abandoned by his mother at birth goes on a search for her.
8/10

You thought you had it covered, but you don't..

On Friday I watched "Snakes on a Plane"

Main Plot: There are some mutherfooking snakes on the plane.
Sub Plot: Some FBI guy goes looking for anti-venom on the ground.

"Huh... sorry?"