the nomi movie. klaus sings,friends remember

Plot summary of X Men 3
Wolverine is my ideal man (in the Man With No Name mould - can't miss the resemblance to the young Clint).

Plot summary to Pirates 2
Captain Jack is my ideal man (dreadlocks, eye liner and slurring in the Keith Richards mould - can't miss the resemblance to the young Stone).

OK, so I have 2 ideal men, what are you going to do about it? I know what I'm going to do, I'm going to shag them both at the same time. Hooray for me

I will drug you and fuck you, on the perma-frost.

On DVD: Aki Kaurismäki's I Hired a Contract Killer

Main plot: A guy loses his job, can't manage to kill himself, so hires a contract killer, meets a girl, doesn't want to die anymore.
Subplot: The contract killer is dying of lung cancer.

At the theatre: 16 Blocks

Main plot: Bruce Willis is an alcoholic cop (surprise?), who has to take a witness sixteen blocks from the police station to the court house.
Subplot: Bruce Willis' cop has a hangover, but it gets better.

I look at you and you look at me and deep in our hearts know it
That you weren't much of a muse, but then I weren't much of a poet

Heavenly Creatures (1994) d: Peter Jackson. 2 teenage girls (Kate Winslet's 1st role) '50's NZ. Lesbians? Delusional? Matricide!



"Oh my goodness! She *is* a bad nut after all!"

Pirates 2

Key! Krakken! Piracy! Swordfighting! Plotlines! Eyeliner!

Subplot: OOps, we forgot to make all these stories into a movie.

Andy, can you get me a cup of coffee? And a drummer?
1.Outside 1.die tO us 1.dO sue us 1.dO tie us

Pirates2. Better than the 1st one. Please let me suck the gold out of Johnny Depp's mouth. Oh pleeeeeeeeease!



"Oh my goodness! She *is* a bad nut after all!"

In reply to:

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Please let me suck the gold out of Johnny Depp's mouth.

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I think you need to lay down hun, way too much excitement here

Mind you!


London Bye Ta-Ta...

You're not getting one nugget outta his mouth if I beat you to it! (shhhh, don't tell the man).

After seeing #2 I can hardly wait for the third installment, seeing a certain character is back. Woo-hoo!

So tell me, who sat through all of those credits to catch the last images of the movie??? We did, we had to, because we knew the Disney style would be consistent. I guess it was worth the wait...

It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.

The Aristocrats on DVD last night.

Had been highly recommended, knew a bit of the background, had even heard the joke.

Very rude.

Some interpretations were unbelieveably funny. Some were drop dead boring.

Self indulgent comedians are not really my cup of tea, glad I saw it but glad I waited for the DVD release.




Love is the Province of the Brave

Wah Wah

Plot: A boy growing up in Swaziland during the last days of the British Empire and facing the disintegration of his family. Based on the childhood story of the film's director Richard E Grant.

Verdict: Very good film. Also provides insight into a very different part of the world.

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