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Wraith2
(acolyte)
08/10/06 04:57 PM
wtfpwn3d!!!!! new  

For those of you over the age of 23, wtfpwned is a hybrid of wtf (what the fuck?!) and pwned (owned). The former is an ejaculation brought about by complete lack of comprehension. The latter refers to a humiliating defeat in which the loser hadn't the slightest capability to defend hirself.

Par example:



Getting wtfpwned sucks. It's infuriating, bewildering and degrading. It also happens to most people on a fairly regular basis. For the average person, probably about once every two or three months. For someone like Persilot, every other week.

So the question follows: when was the last time this happened to you and how bad was it?

I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid

ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
08/10/06 05:01 PM
fux1ng h4x0r@@@@@ new [re: Wraith2]  

th3r3 w4z th1z 1 t1m3 wen a h4x0r g0t n2 my c0mp and st0l3d my m1dg37 pr0n wtfpwn3d111!1!one!1~



xxoo -ohro

anisette
(acolyte)
08/10/06 05:08 PM
Re: fux1ng h4x0r@@@@@ new [re: ohramona]  

midget porn?

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ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
08/10/06 05:12 PM
ann13 r33d5 1337???? [re: anisette]  

w4t j00 g0t 4g41ns7 m1dgets????/// //? huh huh hh???/?>>>>



xxoo -ohro

anisette
(acolyte)
08/10/06 05:20 PM
Re: ann13 r33d5 1337???? new [re: ohramona]  

i've never had anything against a midget in my life. have you?

KEEP PHOENIX, BAN DOGZ!KEEP PHOENIX, BAN DOGZ!KEEP PHOENIX, BAN DOGZ!

GreatApe
(kook)
08/10/06 06:20 PM
Re: wtfpwn3d!!!!! new [re: Wraith2]  

I'm working at an amusement park this summer and there's a lot of Ukrainian and Russian girls here as well, and living in the same apartment complex as me. I talked with one for awhile and she mentioned that she wanted to go to the Gardens, so a few days later I left a note on her door (because I don't run into her at all during the day) asking her to go. I got a note back saying yes and what time.

so, logically, i went to pick her up at the correct time at the correct date and a shirtless guy opened the door and said she wasn't around. I was bummed, but no feelings hurt. shit happens. A few days later i bumped into her and asked her what happened and if she'd like to try going another day.

and then she shot me down in a manner I never even imagined possible (and I'll add the phonetics of her accent):

"Ah. No. I hwoRk unteel tin o'clawk now. I kin nawt go et all. Also, I hrealized thet I know sev'ral Jawshes, and theen I hrealized it hwas yoo."

("Ah. No. I work until ten o'clock now. I can not go at all. Also I realized that I know several Joshes, and then I realized it was you.")

wtfpwn3d indeed. I couldn't stop laughing.

Who can i be today?

Persilot
(acolyte)
08/10/06 06:24 PM
Re: wtfpwn3d!!!!! new [re: Wraith2]  

In reply to:

For someone like Persilot, every other week.


Haha! You better believe it. Oh man... I could spend all day inputting stories into this thread. Though I'd rather hear other peoples stories for once so for now I'll remain a silently amused observer.

"Huh... sorry?"

anisette
(acolyte)
08/10/06 06:32 PM
Re: wtfpwn3d!!!!! new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

I could spend all day inputting stories into this thread.


well, if you've got one that involves midget porn, now's the best time to put it in.

KEEP PHOENIX, BAN DOGZ!KEEP PHOENIX, BAN DOGZ!KEEP PHOENIX, BAN DOGZ!

Persilot
(acolyte)
08/10/06 06:34 PM
Re: wtfpwn3d!!!!! new [re: anisette]  

Only Granny porn I'm afraid.

"Huh... sorry?"


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