Teenage Wildlife

IMPORTANT: Use your registry nickname as your username when logging in to Conversation Piece!


Free for All
   >> Coffee Shop
Thread views: 2618 Previous threadView all threadsNext thread*Threaded Mode

Pages in this thread: 1 | 2 | 3 | (show all)
Wraith2
(killer in chic)
08/26/06 06:11 PM
You have 15 dollars  

Regarding humanity in general: global warming or all out nuclear war?

Regarding you, personally: cancer or car wreck?

I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
08/26/06 06:37 PM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: Wraith2]  

Global warming and cancer. I'd like to go slowly and have my wits with me.

"Are we making any progress?"
"None whatever," said Hercule Poirot. "That is interesting."


th0mas
(acolyte)
08/26/06 07:01 PM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: Wraith2]  

Global warming - since it can be personally avoided by people owning enough to afford that, while a nuclear war would destroy everything and therefore will be prevented (which would be the main reason to hope for a war instead...) edit: does that make sense? No, it does not... I guess I go for nuclear war then.

Cancer - I don't have a car.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

Edited by th0mas on 08/27/06 11:46 PM (server time).



Starlite
(acolyte)
08/27/06 03:43 AM
I like things that go vrooom new [re: Wraith2]  

You know why I like you, Lexy? Because you're so full of optimism, pure-mindedness, and good cheer.



PHOENIX
(funny little bunny)
08/27/06 03:58 AM
I love things when they break! new [re: Wraith2]  



Am I suspended in gaffa?

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
08/27/06 06:43 AM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: Wraith2]  

Nuclear war, as long I get some heads up an hour or two before. I'll get naked, climb on some rooftop with a bottle of absinthe, cut the words "I'm coming home dad" on my chest with a razor and raise my hands like the saviour that I am just as the putrid civilization is consumed by a cleansing flame.

Car wreck but I don't want it to bee too sudden. Here's the scenario: Driving fast with a woman that I love (she's driving, I don't make mistakes), she does some horrible mistake and our car is crumpled like a tin foil after an impact with a huge ass truck. She dies instantly while my battered body lingers on for an hour or two. The cd player is still working for some reason and R.E.M.'s Find the River is stuck on repeat.

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly



Wraith2
(killer in chic)
08/27/06 03:18 PM
The only Gods new [re: PHOENIX]  

See, Phoenix and Rabbit get what I'm talkin' about. Fuck this easing into death business. Y'all are probably the type that takes 15 minutes to get into the pool. Me, I wanna be up and running until something knocks my ass down.

In reply to:

Cancer - I don't have a car.


Well, I don't either, but you don't need one to get hit by one, that's for damn sure! Even disregarding preference, I just have to concede the statistical reality that, as a cyclist, I'm a lot more likely to get wtfpwned by a 4runner than choke on a chemo cocktail.

I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid

dice
(every nation's refugee)
08/27/06 07:11 PM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: Wraith2]  

i don't understand the question



Coldfyr
(acolyte)
08/27/06 09:00 PM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: dice]  

Global Warming ,more chance of changing the outcome on that.
Cancer- already have it.




"A" is for Atonal, artfully adding audible auras

th0mas
(acolyte)
08/27/06 11:43 PM
Re: The only Gods new [re: Wraith2]  

In reply to:

you don't need one to get hit by one


My BMI won't allow the car to be wrecked that way. And even if, it is likely that I die several meters away after having a nice flight through the air.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

Wraith2
(killer in chic)
08/28/06 02:53 AM
Hidden by rebellion new [re: dice]  

Jesus Christ, dice, do I have to walk you through it? Give me your ha--give me your HAND, dammit! Okay, it's a pretty open question, see? You could answer it like everyone else has, i.e. describing how they would prefer to die or you could try the other likely interpretation: which do you think is a more likely way for you to die? Or, fuck me, dice, you could figure it out for yourself and stop asking me to do everything for you all the goddamn time. Useless bastard.

In reply to:

th0mas: My BMI won't allow the car to be wrecked that way.


Okay, pedant, car accident.

You know who else makes creatures? Satan.

dice
(every nation's refugee)
08/28/06 10:11 AM
Re: Hidden by rebellion new [re: Wraith2]  

you are SO in love with me



Emil
(acolyte)
08/28/06 10:49 AM
Someone explain what 15 dollars has to do with it new [re: K]  

I'm with K here. I always ask the dentist to be anesthesized.

It's LABRYNTH, idiot!

looking glass
(acolyte)
08/28/06 11:36 AM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: Wraith2]  

i'm immortal. none of these are of any concern to me.

hands up, WHO WANTS TO DIE!

Pablo-Picasso
(one of the new wave boys)
08/28/06 11:43 AM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: looking glass]  

Have fun in your post apocalyptic world..

-------------------------------------------------------
I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

looking glass
(acolyte)
08/28/06 11:49 AM
optimism new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

at least i'll finally have some peace and quiet. and i can repopulate the world with spores, if it was necessary.

hands up, WHO WANTS TO DIE!

theidiot2
(grinning soul)
08/28/06 11:59 AM
Re: every cloud new [re: looking glass]  

In reply to:

i can repopulate the world with spores, if it was necessary


And with everyone else dead you wouldn't have to deal with the awkward social situation of having to bring some spore home to meet your parents.



Temperature's rising, but any idiot would know that...

Persilot
(acolyte)
08/28/06 12:28 PM
Crap joke new [re: looking glass]  

In reply to:

can repopulate the world with spores


You sound like a real Fun Guy... fungi, get it?

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

ani the gun
(acolyte)
08/28/06 12:30 PM
Crappier Joke new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

You sound like a real Fun Guy... fungi, get it?


yeah, we could start calling him Gus. Fungus, you see?

I wanna be your only possession

ani the gun
(acolyte)
08/28/06 01:31 PM
Bad boys and painkillers new [re: Emil]  

If the dentist is anesthesized, wouldn't getting your teeth cleaned hurt worse? You might want to ask him to anesthetize you.

I wanna be your only possession

Emil
(acolyte)
08/28/06 02:53 PM
Re: Bad boys and painkillers new [re: ani the gun]  

In reply to:

You might want to ask him to anesthetize you.


Are you sure? I'm quite certain my mother told me to ask him to... wait a minute. No wonder my teeth are in such a bad shape.

It's LABRYNTH, idiot!

Wraith2
(killer in chic)
08/28/06 02:59 PM
Burned by the Sun new [re: dice]  

Answer the question, jackass! I don't want any more excuses!

You know who else makes creatures? Satan.

Pablo-Picasso
(one of the new wave boys)
08/28/06 03:07 PM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: Wraith2]  

Global warming, people are not stupid enough to actually launch into a war that would untimately destroy everyone, however people are stupid enough to destroy everything through apathy and greeed. If they see something as a long term threat, they will hope someone fixes it in the future whereas an instant destruction is too much for most people to contemplate.


Give me the car crash, I have seen people die of cancer, I would prefer a quick lights out.

-------------------------------------------------------
I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

Auntie Prism
(cracked actor)
08/28/06 04:34 PM
The Atrocity Exhibition new [re: Wraith2]  

Regarding humanity in general: Nukes, I guess. Nukes look stunningly sexy {hot! hot! hot! }. I'm going for the visuals here, cos I imagine most people would die slowly and painfully through radiation.

Global warming, pah. Is it even possible to die from that? If you have a hovercraft, I mean?

Regarding me, personally: Car wreck, for the same reason; Mr Ballard sweet-talked me into it.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

Persilot
(acolyte)
08/28/06 04:41 PM
Re: The Atrocity Exhibition new [re: Auntie Prism]  

By the way are we talking a-bombs or h-bombs, cos that would influence my decision.

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

dice
(every nation's refugee)
08/29/06 10:35 AM
Re: Burned by the Sun new [re: Wraith2]  

well, i hope YOU die of cancer



elvenlass
(acolyte)
08/29/06 03:33 PM
Re: You have 15 dollars new [re: Wraith2]  

Global Warming and car wreck at age 105.

"Maybe you are jealous because your face will still look like an anus no matter what you do." ~Vanessa


Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
08/29/06 03:53 PM
Smorgasbord new [re: elvenlass]  

I figure in ten years or so global warming (well, pollution in general) will have depleted the ozone to the point where I'll develop skin cancer upon my unprotected noggin. As soon as I'm diagnosed, I plan on plowing my speeding car into the nearest nuclear facility.

This is what a poor person do for a scholarship
He turned around, got a face full of hollow tips
But don't be mad
He died for the flag



Wraith2
(killer in chic)
08/29/06 05:09 PM
Fatal injection new [re: dice]  

I hope YOUR FACE dies of cancer!

You know who else makes creatures? Satan.


Pages in this thread: 1 | 2 | 3 | (show all)
Previous threadView all threadsNext thread*Threaded Mode
Jump to

Teenage Wildlife Davie Bowie | Email Us! Forums powered by WWWThreads v5.1.5perl

Teenage Wildlife Home Page Bowie's music Info on Bowie Other Media Have your say! Search the Site Help me!


Toolbar (Interact)

Etete Systems