Regarding humanity in general: global warming or all out nuclear war?

Regarding you, personally: cancer or car wreck?

I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid

Global warming and cancer. I'd like to go slowly and have my wits with me.

"Are we making any progress?"
"None whatever," said Hercule Poirot. "That is interesting."

Global warming - since it can be personally avoided by people owning enough to afford that, while a nuclear war would destroy everything and therefore will be prevented (which would be the main reason to hope for a war instead...) edit: does that make sense? No, it does not... I guess I go for nuclear war then.

Cancer - I don't have a car.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

Edited by th0mas on 08/27/06 11:46 PM (server time).

You know why I like you, Lexy? Because you're so full of optimism, pure-mindedness, and good cheer.

Am I suspended in gaffa?

Nuclear war, as long I get some heads up an hour or two before. I'll get naked, climb on some rooftop with a bottle of absinthe, cut the words "I'm coming home dad" on my chest with a razor and raise my hands like the saviour that I am just as the putrid civilization is consumed by a cleansing flame.

Car wreck but I don't want it to bee too sudden. Here's the scenario: Driving fast with a woman that I love (she's driving, I don't make mistakes), she does some horrible mistake and our car is crumpled like a tin foil after an impact with a huge ass truck. She dies instantly while my battered body lingers on for an hour or two. The cd player is still working for some reason and R.E.M.'s Find the River is stuck on repeat.

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly

See, Phoenix and Rabbit get what I'm talkin' about. Fuck this easing into death business. Y'all are probably the type that takes 15 minutes to get into the pool. Me, I wanna be up and running until something knocks my ass down.

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Cancer - I don't have a car.

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Well, I don't either, but you don't need one to get hit by one, that's for damn sure! Even disregarding preference, I just have to concede the statistical reality that, as a cyclist, I'm a lot more likely to get wtfpwned by a 4runner than choke on a chemo cocktail.

I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid

i don't understand the question

Global Warming ,more chance of changing the outcome on that.
Cancer- already have it.




"A" is for Atonal, artfully adding audible auras

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you don't need one to get hit by one

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My BMI won't allow the car to be wrecked that way. And even if, it is likely that I die several meters away after having a nice flight through the air.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?