Wow, this is a tight race. Anyone want to make a prediction as to the winner?

I'm going to predict Stu as the winner, even though I voted for Dogz. I think that many people might think that the term "asshole" is reserved for someone who is a total prick on purpose as opposed to just allowing it to happen.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

C'mon Burgerboy, the answer's obvious. Since I'm not a homosexualist then clearly Dogz, having undoubtedly had many a large phallic object thrust therein over many years, is going to have the biggest asshole.

Oh...wait.....

Stu
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I thought it was you but, foregoing that, it's just too close to call.

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I think that many people might think that the term "asshole" is reserved for someone who is a total prick on purpose as opposed to just allowing it to happen.

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That's true, although it's questionable whether Dogz - or anyone for that matter - could display such sheer moronity purely by happenstance.

Out!

While initial thoughts would suggest that being the only candidate in the race guilty of committing electoral fraud would make Stu an obvious victor, TW seems to regard his ability to hold an intelligent conversation and the fact that he hasn't suffocated this site under the weight of his mental diahrea as a reason not to vote for him.

As we speak, dogz leads by a whopping 2:1 ratio, with the figures currently looking unmanipulated.

However, the race is far from over as the Norfolk Nonce is still waiting on his traditional support base of pedantic, supercilious pederasts to come to the polls.


Wait, Pablo left again?


You're fucked, dogz!

Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction

I voted for Dogz!

Stu
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Monkeyboy, I'm disappointed.

First your long goodbye which never happened, now this dull poll.

You are pretty below your own standards.

/Carsten

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You are pretty below your own standards.

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Have you seen a photograph of Burgerboy? "Pretty" is not the word one would use to describe him. He's better looking than Strawman of course, but so is a pig's arse.

Stu
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Have you seen a photograph of Burgerboy? "Pretty" is not the word one would use to describe him.

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Really stretching for insults aren't you, Stu?

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Monkeyboy, I'm disappointed.

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I know...hardly the stellar material that you're known for. I'm trying, carsten. Please be patient.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

Monkey, I would have expected you to nominate yourself as third option. That would have been real class.

And I want to believe that a light's shining through somehow

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Really stretching for insults aren't you, Stu?

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Remind me, are you the one that says he likes rap?

Stu
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I'd say the biggest asshole is a guy that sounds a one note theme in post after post, then announces he's leaving TW, with all the attendant fanfare, then, after never really having left, comes back to sound a one note theme in post after post - sound like anyone you know?

p.s. perhaps I'm being too harsh, after all, he does go after starlite and 96 db freak de temps en temps.

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I'd say the biggest asshole is a guy that sounds a one note theme in post after post, then announces he's leaving TW, with all the attendant fanfare, then, after never really having left, comes back to sound a one note theme in post after post - sound like anyone you know?

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Way to go with the dated and used up insults, Steve! This is quickly becoming TW's version of "show me the money!"

By the way, thanks for the use of caps in your name. I'd be lost without it.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Remind me, are you the one that says he likes rap?

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I say I like a lot of things but no. Dossier not up to date, Stu?

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Dossier not up to date, Stu?

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I don't put that much detail in there - unless it's about interesting people.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

On second thought... can I change my vote?

"If one of us dies, I'll be the one to inherit all your money."
- Mrs. K on the legal function of marriage

It's a tie! 16-16!

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

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Pablo

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I wouldn't classify him as an asshole. Not one of the biggest, at least. He's more of a pussy than an asshole, don't you think?

It might be time for another poll to figure out where on the body part spectrum he lands.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

Edited by Monkeyboy on 09/16/06 03:15 PM (server time).

Suddely I'm getting an odd Team America vibe here...

"You know who else makes creatures? Satan." - Schizo

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poorsoul

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You used the word 'happenstance'. I do love you!

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

You really are a chinless-wonder, hooray-Henry type.

Nice to see my losing this, makes a change

Besides...i'm back now, tanned, happy and ready for whatever?




London Bye Ta-Ta...