I can't believe there isn't one started already.

Photos. Of your costumes. Post them. Now.

(Please?)

You'd think a group of Bowie fans would be appropriately theatrical and creative on a holiday such as Halloween. I hope you guys won't disappoint me!

I guess I should post a photo of my own costume if I want to be fair here.

So here we go.

Yeah... um... it turned out very pink. It was meant to be creepy, really, but I think I overdid it on the lace and stuff. I'll post a pic of me actually wearing it when the rest of you lovely people share your own concoctions.

Well seeing as how I don't like Halloween I'm refusing to dress up for it. However... since Halloween simply involves everyone dressing up like Wankers, here's a picture of me dressed up and behaving like a wanker...



"Don't see what I do not want to see,
you don't hear what I don't say.
Won't be what I don't want to be,
I continue in my way."

Oh yes, I'm really glamming it up this year...here's me today:



can you guess what I am? well, you don't have to if you right click on the image.

meow

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I went as a goth person... o_O I wore a long black dress, not pictured. I hope to have more details later.



-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.

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I wore a long black dress, not pictured.

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Isn't that rather obvious by the complete lack of photos of black dresses you provided?

"Don't see what I do not want to see,
you don't hear what I don't say.
Won't be what I don't want to be,
I continue in my way."

WOW!!! please excuse me whilst i have a multiple



I'm seriously tempted to forgo my fear of being up t'north.

Not much point in posting an image of me in Hallowe'en costume, you've seen them all.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Not much point in posting an image of me in Hallowe'en costume, you've seen them all.

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Dogz (allegedly) fucks children and fingers his dog's balloon knot.

Yikes, dogz, please don't sexually harrass people on this thread. Seriously.

Annisette, I love your costume. How long did it take to put together?

Hawaiian Pirate

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Annisette, I love your costume. How long did it take to put together?

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mmm....about 20 minutes. in between baking halloween cupcakes:




i'm a real martha stewart lately. anyway, i stapled a bunch of stuff to a trash bag. easy peasy, and it didn't cost me nothin, but it won me a $50 gift certificate. but this was no huge feat -- only 5 people in my office dressed up.

meow

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Sadly, I wasn't able to dress up this year. I worked all day today visiting high schools, and it wouldn't have been appropriate for me to be in costume. This evening I have rugby training, so I won't be in costume there either, unless you want to consider me dressed as a rugby player for Halloween.

3 months of pregnancy may increase the length of pregnancy, banana. -Spam

'shopped.

meow

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Claude, stop doing that. Either post yourself in a real costume, or don't post anything at all.

meow

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Sorry, who are you?

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hey, "Fuck you!" wasn't my post title, non lo conosco!



meow

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You know who else makes creatures? Satan.

how'd you get those dildos to stick on your head?

meow

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Postino????
THE GREAT POSTER!!!!

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Hey, Claude, read my first post. You already made a thead where you post random crap vaguely related to Halloween. Don't kindly clutter up this one. Either post your costume or go play in your own thread.

P.S. Dammit, those cupcakes really are amazing. Now I want one. Or five. So colorful!

Anotalexpress--why Hawaiian?

OMG, I'M SO DRUNK........ VERY DRUNK......
PARDON ME!!!!

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Monkeyboy, for some reason your pic doesn't show up for me. (It does show up when I paste the address into the navigation toolbar directly.)

Anyway, so here's another photo of my costume with me wearing it.




I'm supposed to be a creepy doll. If any of you have seen the indie horror flick May, that's where I got my initial inspiration. (You can see the whole costume a bit better here.)

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Yikes, dogz, please don't sexually harrass people on this thread. Seriously.

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I apologize, your costume was very good.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

You complete and utter fuck-wit Strawman, that is exactly the kind of shit Starlite specifically didn't ask for. She wanted this thread to be cool like her and Wraith2.

When are you going to realise that people are fed up with your goonery?

Cunt.

NEXT!

Never seen a ghost in a shower cap before.

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Never seen a ghost in a shower cap before.

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It seems a lot of strange things go on in Norfolk...


Temperature's rising, but any idiot would know that...

Listen here, prick, I try my best to be flexible here at TW by doing my utmost to cater for all tastes, ages, colour, creed etc.. One mans Bisto gravy granule is another mans short video on How To Be A Successful Bee-Keeper In Serbia & all that..

Starlite & Wraith2 have every right to think it's "cool" to dress up like fuckwits on Halloweens, or on any other occaision for that matter, but I personally think that kind of crap is for kids, or very young teenagers at the very least.

Still, who the fuck am I to judge, and who the fuck are you to lay judgement on my contribution?

Question your own notions of what maybe entertaining or not before judging others, you ultra piss-flap.

Okay, point taken.

NEXT!

So you were a humorless cunt for halloween?! The likeness is remarkable!

Dogz (allegedly) fucks children and fingers his dog's balloon knot.

Do you wear that jacket out of the house?

Don't act like you're above somebody if they insult you. Stop implying that monkeys only eat bananas - by Schizophrenic

Seriously though, Atonal, what in a good fucks name does that have to do with Halloweens?

listen here, strawfucker, did you win $50 for wearing a bunch of trash yesterday? no? well then shut the fuck up.



meow

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Goddamit, Strawman, now I can't post about my admiration of your photo series without it sounding like sucking up or needlesss flattery.

So I'll just say: wanker.

Monkeyboy: don't be silly. Dolls don't have vaginas.

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Dolls don't have vaginas.

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The good kind do.

One mans Bisto gravy granule is another mans short video on How To Be A Successful Bee-Keeper In Serbia

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Do you wear that jacket out of the house?

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Only when I'm attending the National Convention of Cheesy Gameshow Hosts. You haven't lived till you've seen my drunken Bruce Forsythe impression.


"Don't see what I do not want to see,
you don't hear what I don't say.
Won't be what I don't want to be,
I continue in my way."

Well, my birthday is 11/4, so I was showered with leis just before we went to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I had thought of taking over the Pride of Aloha, you know, that ugly cruiser that sits in the Honolulu Harbor every weekend. But, my pirate buddies talked me out of it.

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I would've thought that lady in the photo sitting behind you might've won the prize money?


She looks kinda spooky..

you are very very bad.

too bad that big plastic ghost didn't catch you and gobble you up.

meow

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too bad that big plastic ghost didn't catch you and gobble you up.

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Careful - I might supply a picture of that.

If you know what I mean?

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If you know what I mean?

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hob-noblin wit de goblin...i wouldn't put it past you strawski.

meow

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I found the pictures with the ghost and shower cap hilarious.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Friedrich Nietzsche

....right Schizo?

Goblin Girl Lyrics
by Frank Zappa


Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl
From da mystery world
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
She's black 'n green
'Cause it's Halloween
Raggedy black
Is the way she dress
Little green shoes
'N her hairs a mess
On Halloween night
At de costume ball
She's a Goblin Girl
An' she can gobble it all
She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
I been hobblin'
'Cause of the Goblin
Goblin Girl. . .
Goblin Girl
Some girls like
To dress like a witch
Some girls like to dress like a queen
Best way a girl
Can dress for me
Is in a Goblin suit
(They look so cute...)
When they're a goblin
There ain't a problin
When they're a goblin
I start a-wobblin'
Pink all over
Some is tan
Goblin Girls
From every land
They look good
From any which-a-way
Every Halloween
You can hear me say:
"Goblin Girl, take it away. . ''
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl
From da mystery world
(TRICK OR TREAT NOW. . .etc.)
Talkin' 'bout the bad girls
All the Goblin Girls
Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls
The little Goblin Girls
Some are called Doreen
Some are dressed in green
They're tricking your treat
But they're bad girls
They're very bad girls
(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT. . .etc.)
They make your face look like you got scales on it
But that's okay.. .
When the green light shines down
On the black guys in the band
Everybody in the audience
Thinks they're seeing something
That looks like it's made out of Fish skin
But Coy leaves the green gels in the truss
Because he knows the guys in the front
Really enjoy looking like they've got
Scales all over their body. . .



meow

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Hallowhat?

Salad Insane V2

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I love you.

I'm a kid
And I love CANDY!!!

oh geez. err...uh...i love you too, dude! ...uh, awkward...




meow

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I STILL LOVE YOU!

I'm a kid
And I love CANDY!!!

okay, okay, sheesh, stop yelling at me!

silly canuck.

meow

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I AM SO VERY DRUNK!
Please help me........

Schizo

I'm a kid
And I love CANDY!!!

oh i get it, you're Claude now.

um...at this point i enjoy throwing fake and/or broken italian phrases at Claude, shall i treat you to that as well?

well, here's one to grow on anyway, cucina amore! Mangia piu mosso!

meow

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Photos. Of your costumes. Post them. Now.

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In the arab world its Halloween everyday.

<---Me, though I cut out my freinds 'cuz I didn't know if they'd want me posting them.

that and some of you guys are mean bastards :)

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Friedrich Nietzsche