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ziggfried
(acolyte)
11/07/06 04:15 AM
DC Superheroes Show Us The Way  

Whilst ploughing through a bunch of Batman comics from the 90s (), I came across some vintage public awareness adverts:



I’m not sure which is more disturbing: the crafty, knowing look on Alfred’s face when he’s talking about “casual contact” or the implications of Robin’s “To get some facts” line at the end.



ziggfried
(acolyte)
11/07/06 04:17 AM
DC Superheroes Show Us The Way new [re: ziggfried]  



I think Flash drew the wrong end of the stick here. While the other members of the Justice League are off saving the world or battling Darkseid or Luthor or whatever, Flash is stuck on AIDS detail. He has to roam around playgrounds and stuff and clear up any misconceptions if he overhears kids talking about AIDS.

Or maybe he likes hanging around a primary school of his own free will, which frightens me. If there's one guy you don't want to have hanging around schools and following kids around, it's The Flash. I mean, what does he say at the end??? “Save me a sip of that soda. Jack's right it IS hot out here”?? And the big smile on his face when he says it doesn’t help things…



ziggfried
(acolyte)
11/07/06 04:18 AM
DC Superheroes Show Us The Way new [re: ziggfried]  



What a classic example of Superdickery. Superman’s demanding that we help out with the flood relief efforts. Well, I say Fuck You Superman! You could have blown those tidal waves back with one blow of your powerful super-breath. Hell, you could have reversed the rotation of the Earth and stopped the flood from happening in the first place!

I also can’t resist pointing out that this advert was made when Superman was sporting a mullet, no doubt to make him look more edgy and contemporary and less of a goody two-shoes. Of course, looking back on it now, it just makes him look like more of a dick. And I find offense that he says "It's the American way" as if the rest of us watch people and property destroyed by natural disaster and just have a good laugh.



White Prism
(cracked actor)
11/07/06 05:09 AM
Subliminal MDMA advertising? new [re: ziggfried]  



Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

ziggfried
(acolyte)
11/07/06 05:17 AM
Fucktard Update new [re: White Prism]  

I should point out that Dogz, in his interminable style, has been criticising me for this thread via PMs.

Perhaps jokes about kiddie-fiddling are too close to home for him.



RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
11/07/06 05:19 AM
Re: Fucktard Update new [re: ziggfried]  

Might be the aids thing too. It wouldn't surprise me if he molested terminal patients at work instead of taking a coffee break.

Culture, alienation, boredom and despair



sonofsilence
(two inch thoughts)
11/07/06 05:22 AM
Re: Subliminal MDMA advertising? new [re: White Prism]  

that kid has obviously been doing acid at an illegal rave somewhere.

my site - updated Oct 06

ziggfried
(acolyte)
11/07/06 05:29 AM
Re: Fucktard Update new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

Might be the aids thing too. It wouldn't surprise me if he molested terminal patients at work instead of taking a coffee break.


Careful, man. More talk like that and the silly fucktard might try to sue this site again!



RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
11/07/06 05:32 AM
Re: Fucktard Update new [re: ziggfried]  

I doubt it. It's hard to contact your lawyer when your hands are trembling out of disgust!

Culture, alienation, boredom and despair



ziggfried
(acolyte)
11/07/06 05:42 AM
Re: Fucktard Update new [re: RabbitFighter]  

I wonder what kind of dodgy lawyer would actually have Dogz for a client.



Lionel Hutz maybe?




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