We need to get conflicts with other boards more often. This thread is more fun than a bucket of monkeys.

"You don't Nomi."

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Your ban (like all the others) has been lifted.

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So I try to log in and I get:

Invalid username/password combination. Please try again.

So I say I've forgotten my password, enter my login ID and I get:

No user exists with the username "96dbfreak"

So I try to create a new account and I get:

Sign ups are currently disabled at this forum. Only staff members can create accounts at this time.

LOL. Catch 22.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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Dear monkeyboy,

Our staff has opted not to approve your account, and therefore it has been removed.

(ed: they've also stopped allowing new posters to register at all, which makes this "peace offering" a giant pile of pure bullshit as well.)

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Mind you that this was before I had a chance to post even a single word on your piece of shit, fascist fuckhole of a site. You might want to let people know that while it's free to join, there are certain people who you won't let in at all.

I've sent an email back asking why I wasn't allowed in. I expect our coorespondence to be nothing but cordial. Don't worry, I'll handle this in the same calm, mature, and respectful way that I handle all of my other online disagreements.

Good thing I have my own message board now:

Please visit my Message Board so I can ban you.

...so is there maybe a legal problem with them saying on the site that "anyone" can join when this is clearly not the case? I'm not saying that we should sue or anything but maybe if someone sent a strongly-worded email to the site's host it would be nice. They might want to know that the people they are dealing with is causing their good name to be dirtied by associating with a group of people who advertise one thing and offer just about the opposite.

Oh, and it's been a full five minutes since I sent an email to them asking why I wasn't allowed in. This is inexcusable.

Please visit my Message Board so I can ban you.

To be fair, BowieZone is clearly far cooler than us... after all they even have their own Calendar created by Madman featuring pictures of prominent board members. Just imagine turning the pages of your Calendar to October to find a big picture of Dogz stood feet apart on a Turkish Cruise ship. Wow.

And it's a mere snippet at £7.81. It even has it's own copyright, clearly to prevent anyone from attempting to create the Unoffical Bowiezone Calendar which I'm sure many people would otherwise be tempted to do.

Seriously though, if I were to create an Official TW calendar and market it for about £10... how many of you would buy it? (If I get enough replies I am of course going to make one...)

http://calendars.lulu.com/content/475635

"Don't see what I do not want to see,
you don't hear what I don't say.
Won't be what I don't want to be,
I continue in my way."

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Just imagine turning the pages of your Calendar to October to find a big picture of Dogz stood feet apart on a Turkish Cruise ship.

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Or, better still, Dogz stood feet apart on two Turkish Cruise ships - sailing in opposite directions.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

I wouldn't spend any money on it, but a downloadable calendar that one could print out could be a cute idea. Or at least, not an alltogether awful one. (Kitschy, yes, but not awful...) We could have people pose with Bowie memorabilia and such, but classy-like, like this photo of a certain former TWer.

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Sign ups are currently disabled at this forum. Only staff members can create accounts at this time.

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I wouldn't believe it was possible but those folks there reach new levels of daftness every other day. Incredible bunch.

And I want to believe that a light's shining through somehow

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this could mean that, potentially, Dogz could have access to my personal information. That psycho monster could know my name, know where I live (though actually I’ve moved since, but it wouldn’t take five minutes on White Pages to figure out where to), be able to quote my credit card number.

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Yeah, but this is Dogz we're talking about. By the time he figured out how to operate a complex piece of machinery such as a telephone directory, your children's children's children would be long dead.

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The BowieZone Calendar

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Oh. My. God. That is absolutely priceless!

I think the TW calendar would rotate through Beltene's snatch, Strawman's nob, and tubgirl on a 3 month cycle.

One mans Bisto gravy granule is another mans short video on How To Be A Successful Bee-Keeper In Serbia

What? Only Strawski's nob, what about mine?

"You don't Nomi."