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Just because that seems to be par for the course for you. No offense!

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I just want to say that I think your profile pic is fitting in that it a) features Daddy and b) really reflects the arrogant, unpleasant fucking prick that picked it out for a profile pic.

Goodbye yellow-haired toad...

Please provide an itemised list of what BowieClone provides for a typical fan that TW, BWW, BA, BNET, BASSMAN and a host of others do not.

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ADAM VS BOWIE MASH UP PROJECT - | - BOWIE DOWNUNDER

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Oh, if anyone pays a visit to BoZone, be sure to check out the "What will you do when Bowie dies?" thread. Unintentional comedy gold.

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Aw man, and I remember when TW used to have such threads on a somewhat regular basis. No wonder we aren't as fun anymore.

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RabbitFighter said:
Time to open the pm mailbag my good man!

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Unfortunately, I can't do that, since my BoZone account was deleted. But let's just say dear Blammo doesn't care much for this place.

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Stu said:
Hang on, have you been banned from BowieZone or BowieNet? It's confusing these days.

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BowieZone, but Blammo is a mod there too... Apparently, BowieNet's posters weren't sychophantic enough for him/her/it/effee.

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Cuntfaced shit said:
But were you being intelligent, even mildly? Or was it something along the lines of 'fuck blah blah fuck fucking cunt fuck blah fuck blah blah bullshit cunt cunt fuck fucking'?

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I made a friendly topic introducing myself, and dropped ONE curse word in it. Then I made a couple more posts with no more than two curse words each, and I got banned. At the same time, I was having a (probably) curse-free PM conversation with TotalBlamBlam.

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Hypocrite said:
Your ban (like all the others) has been lifted.

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Yeah, for five seconds.

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...Blammo is a mod there too..

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Holy Goddamned motherfucking Christ on a bike! Are you telling me that the famed administrator of the BNet message board is also a moderator at BZone? Does DB know that he's moonlighting for the free opposition?

Which one of the following is he, then?

Madman – Administrator
Kookie - Admin
Twozpots - Moderator (obviously not her, because she’s Melanie from NJ)
Shashkova - Moderator
Sassy - Moderator
MercyWraith - Moderator
Keith - Moderator
Shadowman72 - Moderator

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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...Blammo is a mod there too..

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Hmmm, I was once a member of BNet (I had to join to get tickets for the 2004 gigs) and had to give them my full name, address and credit card details to pay for the membership and receive my Live & Well CD. So, the inherent difficulties of actually proving a breach of data privacy laws on the other side of the planet notwithstanding, and …

a) given their stated antipathy towards me because I had the temerity to be pleased that the poison that was Dogz had finally been banished from TW

b) given the shit that I’ve stirred up across the online Bowie community in the last couple of days, in an effort to find out why I was banned, which has cast BZone in a bad light (at least to anyone with half a brain)

…this could mean that, potentially, Dogz could have access to my personal information. That psycho monster could know my name, know where I live (though actually I’ve moved since, but it wouldn’t take five minutes on White Pages to figure out where to), be able to quote my credit card number.

Time I got off the internet, changed banks and moved states. Goodbye all! I’ve always wanted to live in Queensland. No, Tasmania. No, South Australia. No….

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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Aw man, and I remember when TW used to have such threads on a somewhat regular basis. No wonder we aren't as fun anymore.

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Yeah, but when we had them it was a refreshing mix of comments like:

"Buy his ashes."
"Say, "aw fuck" and then go about my daily life."
"Thank Jeebux that the rest of his catalogue will finally be released."
"OMG HOW COULD YOU EVEN DISCUSS SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!"

I havent been to BoZone, so I'm only speculating here, but I imagine the BoZone thread involves something like the following:

"OMG WHEN IT HAPPENS I WILL TOTALLY WEAR ALL BLACK FOR A YEAR (NOT THAT IT'S HARD COS THATS WHAT I DO ANYWAY LOL)"
"I WILL HAVE TO GET TOTALLY WASTED TO DEAL WITH THE HORRIBLE HOLE THAT WILL BE LEFT IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY"
"I CANT IMAGINE LIVING WITHOUT BOWIE SO WHEN HE DIES I WILL KILL MYSELF"

Tell me if I'm right.

WW

3 months of pregnancy may increase the length of pregnancy, banana. -Spam

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Holy Goddamned motherfucking Christ on a bike! Are you telling me that the famed administrator of the BNet message board is also a moderator at BZone?

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Yes! Outrageous, I know.

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Does DB know that he's moonlighting for the free opposition?

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Hmmm, you know, the last time I registered as "davidbowie" (seemed like a natural progression for "Cuntman")... Maybe Blammo panicked when he/she/it/effee saw my username, thinking I was the real DB, and PMd me to find out. Blammo didn't wanna risk his boss finding out what was going on over there, so hesheiteffee banned me to keep me from reading the forums. It all makes perfect sense!

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Which one of the following is he, then?

Sassy - Moderator

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That one. The full username is * Sassy ( aka TBB ) *. TBB, of course, stands for The Bowienet's Blammo.

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I havent been to BoZone, so I'm only speculating here, but I imagine the BoZone thread involves something like the following:

"OMG WHEN IT HAPPENS I WILL TOTALLY WEAR ALL BLACK FOR A YEAR (NOT THAT IT'S HARD COS THATS WHAT I DO ANYWAY LOL)"
"I WILL HAVE TO GET TOTALLY WASTED TO DEAL WITH THE HORRIBLE HOLE THAT WILL BE LEFT IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY"
"I CANT IMAGINE LIVING WITHOUT BOWIE SO WHEN HE DIES I WILL KILL MYSELF"

Tell me if I'm right.

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Pretty much, yeah. The comments I read went something like:
"omg ill cry for a day"
"yeah well ill cry for more than a day omglol :( SAD"
"ill listen to all his albmus and wtach alll his moves spacially laborenth OMG HES SO HOT IN LABURINT :( SAD."

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Yeah, but when we had them it was a refreshing mix of comments like:

"Buy his ashes."
"Say, "aw fuck" and then go about my daily life."
"Thank Jeebux that the rest of his catalogue will finally be released."
"OMG HOW COULD YOU EVEN DISCUSS SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!"

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That's kind of what I meant, yeah.

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"OMG WHEN IT HAPPENS I WILL TOTALLY WEAR ALL BLACK FOR A YEAR (NOT THAT IT'S HARD COS THATS WHAT I DO ANYWAY LOL)"

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Omg, WildWind, ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

I'm going to go cry now. INTO MY BLACK LACY SHAWL.