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96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/05/07 05:24 PM
You're not the only gay in the village [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Nice to see you've traded in the old "Burgerboy" routine for a new batch of hi-larious "Monkeyboy=gay" jokes.


Yes, perhaps I should have gone for “Buggerboy”. Now that would be funny.

It’s just all these clues you keep dropping, Dan. The older man “mentor”. The unwillingness to return to the family home for Christmas because of the unspecified menace from the stepfather cliché. The frequent use of terms like “fag” in an abusive sense (reportedly those who profess vehement opposition to homosexuality are actually doing so in order to suppress and disavow their latent tendencies). Your obsession with abusing Claude and his proclivity for posting softcore gay porn (if it makes you uncomfortable, ask yourself why). Your practice of frequently linking to tubgirl, which you seem to think is funny (it isn’t). The poetry corner at your website (which is not the first thing that a straight guy would think of creating, believe me). Your admitted inability to shake off core Baptist values, much to your apparent chagrin. You’re a thirty year old man, yet in all your posts I don’t think I’ve ever seen you mention ever having had a girlfriend (either now or at anytime in the past). The shaved head.

I mean, really, if you’re building up to coming out just get on with it will you? There are no Baptists here, you won’t be taken to task by bigots, religious or otherwise. Most people here (Strawman probably being the singular exception) are accepting of all people, whatever their orientation. You know this, just bloody get on with shutting that closet door behind you, can't you? Christ you live in California - isn’t that gay central USA?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
02/05/07 07:17 PM
suck [re: 96dbFreak]  

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The older man “mentor”.


Aren't most mentors older? I have/had one. So...sorry?

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The unwillingness to return to the family home for Christmas because of the unspecified menace from the stepfather cliché.


Your research is failing you, Stu. I don't loathe Christmas because of him, it's because of my entire family's ignorance of our dysfuntional/abusive past in light of a holiday that we don't even really celebrate, being non-Christian. That and I hate the capitalist orgy that ensues in this country starting around Halloween. Add to this my BPD mother's birthday two days after Christmas and how it all adds up to a two month shit fiesta of epic proportions. My sister hates it too and she's happily married with two kids.

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The frequent use of terms like “fag” in an abusive sense


"Fag" is a funny word. But alright, fair enough.

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Your obsession with abusing Claude and his proclivity for posting softcore gay porn


Abusing? I simply register my annoyance and give him a little friendly shit for it. Besides, we have different taste in men...er, I mean...FAG!

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Your practice of frequently linking to tubgirl, which you seem to think is funny


It is funny. Either way, I don't see how it makes me gay. Just kind of sick, if anything.

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The poetry corner at your website


In which there are no posts.

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(which is not the first thing that a straight guy would think of creating, believe me)


Well, let's forget about the blatant sexism of that statement for a moment and remind you that it wasn't the first thing I thought of. It was about the third.

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Your admitted inability to shake off core Baptist values, much to your apparent chagrin.


Only in the sense that if you go to a religious school early in life it manages to stay with you in some small way. I doubt I'm the first case of this.

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You’re a thirty year old man, yet in all your posts I don’t think I’ve ever seen you mention ever having had a girlfriend (either now or at anytime in the past).


Alright: I've had a girlfriend. A few, actually. I posted a picture of me with the most recent serious girlfriend. Anyone after that has been more of a passing thing and I just don't feel comfortable shoving their faces online, especially since anything I post here is (rightfully) up for ridicule.

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The shaved head.


It's called male pattern baldness. I've decided to embrace it rather than, well, look like you.

If I were gay, I would be happy to admit it - here and everywhere. I can't think of anyone in my life (not even my stepfather) who would have a problem with it. And while you might think I'm homophobic, my many gay friends find my antics (yes, even here) to be funny.

But keep calling me gay if you want and I'll keep pretending it's funny and/or relevant. I promise.


Please visit my Message Board so I can ban you.

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/05/07 07:26 PM
Re: suck [re: Monkeyboy]  

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It's called male pattern baldness. I've decided to embrace it rather than, well, look like you.


What, with my No.2 blade razor cut? Oh yeah, huge difference. A whole two or three millimetres.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Persilot
(acolyte)
02/05/07 07:29 PM
Re: You're not the only gay in the village [re: 96dbFreak]  

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The poetry corner at your website (which is not the first thing that a straight guy would think of creating, believe me)


Oi! What the hell is your problem with poetry? If Lord Byron was still alive he'd kick the shit out of you for a comment like that!

You sit there in your comfort, you don't believe I'm real. But you cannot buy protection from the way that I feel!

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/05/07 07:39 PM
Re: You're not the only gay in the village [re: Persilot]  

I have no problem with poetry. I just think that including a poetry corner at a website indicates a certain feyness on the part of the webmaster, (whether he's prepared to admit it to himself or not). Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anyway, Byron was a raving queen.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
02/05/07 08:02 PM
Small hint [re: 96dbFreak]  

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(whether he's prepared to admit it to himself or not)


I'm taking a ballet class, Stu. I think it's occured to me.

Please visit my Message Board so I can ban you.

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/05/07 08:10 PM
In this age of self delusion [re: Monkeyboy]  

I'd forgotten about that. Poetry and ballet? Plus the only band that you like from this century is the Scissor Sisters. And still you think you're straight?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
02/05/07 08:44 PM
Re: In this age of self delusion [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Plus the only band that you like from this century is the Scissor Sisters.


And I have AIDS!

Please visit my Message Board so I can ban you.

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/05/07 09:01 PM
Re: In this age of self delusion [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

And I have AIDS!


If you're joking, that's not funny.

If you're not joking, there is a God and karma! Who knew?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/05/07 09:18 PM
Re: You're not the only gay in the village [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

The frequent use of terms like “fag” ...


...which always reminds me of the old joke....

"I watched that film 'Tom Brown's Schooldays'. It was all about this bloke who stands at the top of the stairs yelling "fag", but no one ever gives him one."

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder



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