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The older man “mentor”.
Aren't most mentors older? I have/had one. So...sorry?
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The unwillingness to return to the family home for Christmas because of the unspecified menace from the stepfather cliché.
Your research is failing you, Stu. I don't loathe Christmas because of him, it's because of my entire family's ignorance of our dysfuntional/abusive past in light of a holiday that we don't even really celebrate, being non-Christian. That and I hate the capitalist orgy that ensues in this country starting around Halloween. Add to this my BPD mother's birthday two days after Christmas and how it all adds up to a two month shit fiesta of epic proportions. My sister hates it too and she's happily married with two kids.
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The frequent use of terms like “fag” in an abusive sense
"Fag" is a funny word. But alright, fair enough.
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Your obsession with abusing Claude and his proclivity for posting softcore gay porn
Abusing? I simply register my annoyance and give him a little friendly shit for it. Besides, we have different taste in men...er, I mean...FAG!
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Your practice of frequently linking to tubgirl, which you seem to think is funny
It is funny. Either way, I don't see how it makes me gay. Just kind of sick, if anything.
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The poetry corner at your website
In which there are no posts.
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(which is not the first thing that a straight guy would think of creating, believe me)
Well, let's forget about the blatant sexism of that statement for a moment and remind you that it wasn't the first thing I thought of. It was about the third.
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Your admitted inability to shake off core Baptist values, much to your apparent chagrin.
Only in the sense that if you go to a religious school early in life it manages to stay with you in some small way. I doubt I'm the first case of this.
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You’re a thirty year old man, yet in all your posts I don’t think I’ve ever seen you mention ever having had a girlfriend (either now or at anytime in the past).
Alright: I've had a girlfriend. A few, actually. I posted a picture of me with the most recent serious girlfriend. Anyone after that has been more of a passing thing and I just don't feel comfortable shoving their faces online, especially since anything I post here is (rightfully) up for ridicule.
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The shaved head.
It's called male pattern baldness. I've decided to embrace it rather than, well, look like you.
If I were gay, I would be happy to admit it - here and everywhere. I can't think of anyone in my life (not even my stepfather) who would have a problem with it. And while you might think I'm homophobic, my many gay friends find my antics (yes, even here) to be funny.
But keep calling me gay if you want and I'll keep pretending it's funny and/or relevant. I promise.
Please visit my Message Board so I can ban you.
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