OK, you're not stupid - just jealous.

"The challenge of modernity is to live without illusions and without becoming disillusioned" - Antonio Gramsci

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damn, k. is this all you can talk about?

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Yes.

Though note that this thread was meant for talk about other artists! Like Prince apparently. And BWO. I count it as a good try when it's anyone other than Mika at the moment.

"why, instead of semen, couldn't men ejaculate strawberry jam or something?"
--jareth's tights
"I have had contact with a vagina."
--strangeDivine

and when evening paints the streets it's like walking on a trampoline

That's not the sort of poster you put on your wall. That poster was made for the ceiling.

TW's Top Fag!

Then how on earth are you supposed to shoot your load on it?

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else

by employing the use of a vastly complex and massive rube goldberg machine designed to deliver jizzum from the tip of your baster, to a spot of your liking on the prince poster hanging on the ceiling.

i'm thinking a little bucket on a little pulley with a little scooper at the top that scoops and flicks!

doesn't have to be complex and massive at all -- after all, it's not the size of your rube goldberg, it's whether it hits the spot.

and when evening paints the streets it's like walking on a trampoline

The only thing more disturbing than thinking about that poster is thinking of someone trying to jizz all over it with a bucket-like device.

Thanks, TW!

feliz navidad.

Thanks for the ideas. I'm about to go to a hardware store in order to get everything I need for the hellish contraption.

Anisette's bucket scheme has simplistic charm to it and I think I'll rig something like that to my parent's house...

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else