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Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
06/12/07 06:20 PM
blahh  

I'm without internet connection ...until when, I dunno.
Lightening struck our phone line and fucked up our modem.

so yeah not that its important but thats why I'm never here.

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

Altoid
(kook)
06/13/07 09:00 AM
Re: blahh new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

Is that you?....WOW!!!

You're beautiful girl!

It's good to see you again!

Yeah.....Lightning is a deadly kill for electronics.


Famous golfer Lee Trevino has been hit by lightning 3 times.

Of course he was carrying a lightning rod as in "9 iron".

But it makes you wonder, how many people could survive 3 lightning strikes?


Altoid



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
06/13/07 06:55 PM
Someone has to say it, may as well be me new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

It's amazing that you can still post here without an internet connection. Perhaps the lightning gave you super powers.

Stu has a crush on me.

Forgotten_Boy
(kook)
06/14/07 11:11 AM
Re: blahh new [re: Altoid]  

And now holding the "I'm feeling nawtie!" Diamond_Dave torch for creepy sleaziness, a big hand for Altoid everyone!

Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

Forgotten_Boy
(kook)
06/14/07 11:14 AM
Re: Someone has to say it, may as well be me new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Perhaps the lightning gave you super powers.


Nah, she's a witch. She turned me into a newt!

Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

Altoid
(kook)
06/14/07 12:11 PM
Re: He He new [re: Forgotten_Boy]  

Thank You....thanks everyone!

Good to note: I always keep my fans wanting more.


Altoid



Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
06/28/07 10:32 PM
Re: Someone has to say it, may as well be me new [re: Monkeyboy]  

LOL uhm, I am at my friends house.
But yes, I do have super powers.

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

Shelle
(stardust savant)
06/29/07 10:03 AM
What goes around still goes around new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

It's amazing that you can still post here without an internet connection


I know I shouldn't, but I can't help myself faced with this much irony.

Last post I read from you Monkeyboy before I lost interest in this place last year, you were pretty much saying goodbye and were going to a better place with no internet access either.

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guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
06/29/07 11:40 AM
Re: blahh new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

*sigh* I wish I had tits to plaster all over the internet whenever I was feeling down about myself.

TW's Top Fag!

Shelle
(stardust savant)
06/29/07 12:51 PM
Ain't that poster love? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

One of the interesting things about going away and coming back is you get to see which posters have totally gone to shit (Strawman), which ones are still the same but are in dire need of new material (Beltene, Diamondfrog, Too Dizzy), and which one is still at the very very top of his game (guiltpuppy).

Love you lots, gpup, even if you would be better with tits.

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to_dizzy
(cracked actor)
06/29/07 02:08 PM
Re: Ain't that poster love? new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

One of the interesting things about going away and coming back


Translation: "Because no one liked me when I was here before"

In reply to:

is you get to see which posters have totally gone to shit


Translation: "Now I'll come back and pretend to be above everyone else"

In reply to:

and which one is still at the very very top of his game (guiltpuppy).


Translation: I'll kiss the ass of the gay guy so I have at least one friend"




Shelle
(stardust savant)
06/29/07 02:21 PM
Re: Ain't that poster love? new [re: to_dizzy]  

Let's put it to another vote:


Who would you rather be friends with?
Too Dizzy
Shelle

View the results for this poll


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to_dizzy
(cracked actor)
06/29/07 02:24 PM
Re: Ain't that poster love? new [re: Shelle]  

Remember guys, shelle just lost her dad, so she's feeling a little alone right now. She needs friends.



Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
06/29/07 02:35 PM
Re: blahh new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

*sigh* I wish I had tits to plaster all over the internet whenever I was feeling down about myself.



...What?



http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
06/29/07 03:01 PM
How to be a mechanical animal new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

Well wishing won't make it so, pupperoni.

Start saving those pennies! Have a bake sale/car wash/square dance marathon! Surely there must be several agencies in SF who would give serious consideration to a grant application for a nice pair of tetas de hombres.

They let the retard in the game and he went wild.

Persilot
(the man who would deserve a custom title)
06/29/07 03:14 PM
Re: Ain't that poster love? new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Who would you rather be friends with?
Too Dizzy
Shelle


What do we do if we think you're both a pair of obnoxious Yankee bastards who are in dire need of a chat with Uncle Ernie down the labour club?

Me? Like you? Like that?!?

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
06/29/07 03:24 PM
I'm not exactly sure what I'm implying here new [re: Persilot]  

Not Uncle Ernie!



Shelle
(stardust savant)
06/29/07 11:59 PM
Uncle Ernie indeed new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

What do we do if we think you're both a pair of obnoxious Yankee bastards who are in dire need of a chat with Uncle Ernie down the labour club?


Oooooo, I just don't know.

Maybe go back to posting threads of interest only to other posters who live in your town, that get as many views as a windowless apartment underground, and as many responses as a hooker giving blow jobs to corpses?

schizophrenic has volunteered to be my new sig so...ummm....I give you: Schizophrenic, the first human sig

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
06/30/07 03:35 AM
Pockets full of butterscotch new [re: schizophrenic]  

I don't like Uncle Ernie. He made me eat popcorn from his lap, and he hid an old potato in the bottom as a prank. He's quite good with the kids, though.

Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

Forgotten_Boy
(electric tomato)
06/30/07 07:14 AM
Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Tits don't work for everyone gpup, though you would be popular with the 14 year old boys.

But, for example, I'd still hate to_ditzy even if he somehow magically managed to acquire a pair of mighty meat muffins overnight.

Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
06/30/07 03:06 PM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: Forgotten_Boy]  

In reply to:

I don't like Uncle Ernie. He made me eat popcorn from his lap, and he hid an old potato in the bottom as a prank. He's quite good with the kids, though.


That's just because he works at Camp Hampy (official slogan: "You're WHERE?")

And Forgotten_Boy, I probably haven't complained enough about your Dogz-ish use of gratuitous linked images in almost every one of your posts, but American Dad? Come on, that's just lame.



Persilot
(the man who would deserve a custom title)
06/30/07 05:02 PM
Re: Uncle Ernie indeed new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

a hooker giving blow jobs to corpses?


Some people pay good money to see that sort of thing, I'd certainly throw a few shillings her way... anyway can you get coleslaw with that?

Oh, by the by... Uncle Ernie really wants to meet you, and he's even willing to bring his mate Herbie and his Whippet to make it even more exciting.

Me? Like you? Like that?!?

Forgotten_Boy
(electric tomato)
07/01/07 02:45 AM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: schizophrenic]  

Thanks schiz, this one's especially for you.


Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
07/01/07 03:09 AM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: Forgotten_Boy]  

I can't decide whether F_B is trying to be ironic there or not. Help?



TW's Top Fag!

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
07/01/07 03:58 AM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Yeah, I think he's being ironic. I can't be too sure, though.





JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
07/02/07 01:56 AM
mighty meat muffins new [re: schizophrenic]  

Give FB some credit. Only Dogz could be that much of an unintentional caricature, his entire existence steeped in delusional self-satisfaction. In fact, I think it's important to the safety of alot of people and small, photogenic animals that our little aryan twink-obsessed diva stays in his fabulously blissful state for a long time to come.



Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
07/02/07 11:34 AM
Re: Ain't that poster love? new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Diamondfrog


As you can clearly see, I don't post anymore.

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'It's benign.' | Mon Espace

Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
07/06/07 03:21 PM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: schizophrenic]  

I'm in a public library at the moment so I must be careful with what I visist on here..so I can't recall if the "post your pic" thread had anything nasty in it....

But my freind took a nice picture of me here...

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55186764/

Hopefully that works....
I just like it..

Shyster
(crash course raver)
07/06/07 03:39 PM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

Your jeans are on back to front.

NEXT!

Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
07/06/07 04:11 PM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: Shyster]  

LOL no they're not....they're just small pockets. the back are big with rainbows on 'em.

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
07/06/07 04:34 PM
File under "B" new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

In reply to:

I can't recall if the "post your pic" thread had anything nasty in it....


Good, then, that you played it safe by posting beneath the picture of the kangaroo spit-shining his nobbin.

They let the retard in the game and he went wild.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
07/07/07 08:53 AM
Bada-buh-buh-buh new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

In reply to:

But my freind took a nice picture of me here...


Is this your amazingly fat friend you're talking about? Fat people are good at making regular people look good. It's that "longing" thing they have going on.

Stu has a crush on me.

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
07/08/07 05:05 AM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

In reply to:

LOL no they're not....they're just small pockets. the back are big with rainbows on 'em.



Mormon pants are so weird. Are those meant to scare away potential predators or mates?

TW's Top Fag!

Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
07/09/07 04:50 PM
Re: Gp + Boobs = :-D ? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Mormon? I'm not in any religion.....

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
07/09/07 04:50 PM
Re: File under "B" new [re: Marquis]  

Uhm, I didn't see that until afterward.....
Hee.

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
07/09/07 04:51 PM
Re: Bada-buh-buh-buh new [re: Monkeyboy]  

No, it was a differnt freind, who..is heavy herself. Weird. The one you refer to I havn't seen in over a year, but keep in loose contact with her.

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

LooseTits
(absolute beginner )
07/10/07 00:18 AM
Re: Bada-buh-buh-buh new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

I forgive you grrrrl!

My tits iz heavy, will you hold them 4 me?

NessasFatFriend2
(absolute beginner )
07/10/07 00:23 AM
Re: Bada-buh-buh-buh new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

Get in the middle for a picture, Nessa! Hurry, I need to take my dialysis shot.

My chinz is shiny... I'm ZANY! HAHA! Woot woot.


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