I'm without internet connection ...until when, I dunno.
Lightening struck our phone line and fucked up our modem.

so yeah not that its important but thats why I'm never here.

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Is that you?....WOW!!!

You're beautiful girl!

It's good to see you again!

Yeah.....Lightning is a deadly kill for electronics.


Famous golfer Lee Trevino has been hit by lightning 3 times.

Of course he was carrying a lightning rod as in "9 iron".

But it makes you wonder, how many people could survive 3 lightning strikes?


Altoid

It's amazing that you can still post here without an internet connection. Perhaps the lightning gave you super powers.

Stu has a crush on me.

And now holding the "I'm feeling nawtie!" Diamond_Dave torch for creepy sleaziness, a big hand for Altoid everyone!

Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

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Nah, she's a witch. She turned me into a newt!

Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

Thank You....thanks everyone!

Good to note: I always keep my fans wanting more.


Altoid

LOL uhm, I am at my friends house.
But yes, I do have super powers.

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I know I shouldn't, but I can't help myself faced with this much irony.

Last post I read from you Monkeyboy before I lost interest in this place last year, you were pretty much saying goodbye and were going to a better place with no internet access either.

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*sigh* I wish I had tits to plaster all over the internet whenever I was feeling down about myself.

TW's Top Fag!

One of the interesting things about going away and coming back is you get to see which posters have totally gone to shit (Strawman), which ones are still the same but are in dire need of new material (Beltene, Diamondfrog, Too Dizzy), and which one is still at the very very top of his game (guiltpuppy).

Love you lots, gpup, even if you would be better with tits.

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One of the interesting things about going away and coming back

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Translation: "Because no one liked me when I was here before"

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is you get to see which posters have totally gone to shit

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Translation: "Now I'll come back and pretend to be above everyone else"

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and which one is still at the very very top of his game (guiltpuppy).

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Translation: I'll kiss the ass of the gay guy so I have at least one friend"

Let's put it to another vote:

Remember guys, shelle just lost her dad, so she's feeling a little alone right now. She needs friends.

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*sigh* I wish I had tits to plaster all over the internet whenever I was feeling down about myself.

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...What?



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Well wishing won't make it so, pupperoni.

Start saving those pennies! Have a bake sale/car wash/square dance marathon! Surely there must be several agencies in SF who would give serious consideration to a grant application for a nice pair of tetas de hombres.

They let the retard in the game and he went wild.

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Who would you rather be friends with?
Too Dizzy
Shelle

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What do we do if we think you're both a pair of obnoxious Yankee bastards who are in dire need of a chat with Uncle Ernie down the labour club?

Me? Like you? Like that?!?

Not Uncle Ernie!

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Oooooo, I just don't know.

Maybe go back to posting threads of interest only to other posters who live in your town, that get as many views as a windowless apartment underground, and as many responses as a hooker giving blow jobs to corpses?

schizophrenic has volunteered to be my new sig so...ummm....I give you: Schizophrenic, the first human sig

I don't like Uncle Ernie. He made me eat popcorn from his lap, and he hid an old potato in the bottom as a prank. He's quite good with the kids, though.

Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

Tits don't work for everyone gpup, though you would be popular with the 14 year old boys.

But, for example, I'd still hate to_ditzy even if he somehow magically managed to acquire a pair of mighty meat muffins overnight.

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I don't like Uncle Ernie. He made me eat popcorn from his lap, and he hid an old potato in the bottom as a prank. He's quite good with the kids, though.

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That's just because he works at Camp Hampy (official slogan: "You're WHERE?")

And Forgotten_Boy, I probably haven't complained enough about your Dogz-ish use of gratuitous linked images in almost every one of your posts, but American Dad? Come on, that's just lame.

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Some people pay good money to see that sort of thing, I'd certainly throw a few shillings her way... anyway can you get coleslaw with that?

Oh, by the by... Uncle Ernie really wants to meet you, and he's even willing to bring his mate Herbie and his Whippet to make it even more exciting.

Me? Like you? Like that?!?

Thanks schiz, this one's especially for you.


Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

I can't decide whether F_B is trying to be ironic there or not. Help?



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Yeah, I think he's being ironic. I can't be too sure, though.

Give FB some credit. Only Dogz could be that much of an unintentional caricature, his entire existence steeped in delusional self-satisfaction. In fact, I think it's important to the safety of alot of people and small, photogenic animals that our little aryan twink-obsessed diva stays in his fabulously blissful state for a long time to come.



Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

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As you can clearly see, I don't post anymore.

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'It's benign.' | Mon Espace

I'm in a public library at the moment so I must be careful with what I visist on here..so I can't recall if the "post your pic" thread had anything nasty in it....

But my freind took a nice picture of me here...

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55186764/

Hopefully that works....
I just like it..

Your jeans are on back to front.

NEXT!

LOL no they're not....they're just small pockets. the back are big with rainbows on 'em.

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I can't recall if the "post your pic" thread had anything nasty in it....

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Good, then, that you played it safe by posting beneath the picture of the kangaroo spit-shining his nobbin.

They let the retard in the game and he went wild.

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But my freind took a nice picture of me here...

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Is this your amazingly fat friend you're talking about? Fat people are good at making regular people look good. It's that "longing" thing they have going on.

Stu has a crush on me.

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LOL no they're not....they're just small pockets. the back are big with rainbows on 'em.

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Mormon pants are so weird. Are those meant to scare away potential predators or mates?

TW's Top Fag!

Mormon? I'm not in any religion.....

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Uhm, I didn't see that until afterward.....
Hee.

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No, it was a differnt freind, who..is heavy herself. Weird. The one you refer to I havn't seen in over a year, but keep in loose contact with her.

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I forgive you grrrrl!

My tits iz heavy, will you hold them 4 me?

Get in the middle for a picture, Nessa! Hurry, I need to take my dialysis shot.

My chinz is shiny... I'm ZANY! HAHA! Woot woot.