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to_dizzy
(cracked actor)
06/25/07 08:19 PM
When a man gets down on one knee  

We all cherish the image: A man gets down on one knee, looks up, and asks the woman that he loves to marry him. What is he saying when he does this?

When a man gets down on the floor and looks up at the woman standing high above him, he is saying, "I am really not worthy of you. I would be the luckiest man in the world to marry a prize like you."

Meanwhile the woman is looking down at this man. She is losing her attraction for him. She doesn't know why, but the reason is, he doesn't propose a challenge for her, nor does he have any mystery. She has reeled him in and the sport is over.

Have you seen the E Harmony.com dating commercial? The man gets down on one knee and proposes. The woman says, "You're so sweet." The man asks, "Does that mean yes?" No, it doesn't mean yes. It means "You're such a bore. You disgust me."



anisette
(acolyte)
06/25/07 08:23 PM
Re: When a man gets down on one knee new [re: to_dizzy]  

In reply to:

A man gets down on one knee,


well, could it be, he's only got one knee?

and when evening paints the streets it's like walking on a trampoline

riley
(crash course raver)
06/26/07 06:04 AM
Re: When a man gets down on one knee new [re: anisette]  

you're right. he should be on both.



RabbitFighter
(incestuous and vain)
06/26/07 04:23 PM
Re: When a man gets down on one knee new [re: anisette]  

I love you.

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else



guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
06/26/07 06:47 PM
Re: When a man gets down on one knee new [re: to_dizzy]  

When a man gets down on both knees it means he's about to make me come.

TW's Top Fag!

bippity
(grinning soul)
07/02/07 05:29 AM
Re: When a man gets down on one knee new [re: to_dizzy]  

When you say 'knee', are you really meaning 'penis'?



Signed,

Confused

Float on a river...forever and ever...

Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
07/02/07 03:35 PM
Re: When a man gets down on one knee new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

When a man gets down on both knees it means he's about to make me come.


I didn't know you had male customers, guiltpuppy.

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'It's benign.' | Mon Espace

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
07/02/07 10:41 PM
Blown away new [re: Diamond Frog]  

I didn't know you weren't one of them! ..You learn something new everyday..

Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

Shelle
(stardust savant)
07/03/07 10:50 AM
From Paris to Perez Hilton new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

I didn't know you weren't one of them!



Looks like I need to bring you up to date on the goss, girlfriend.

Here's the dealio. Froggy Starlust fell in love with Gpup because he heard he had hairy balls, and therefore thought he was really me. Gpup led him on, as he always does, the swinish tease, and forced him to change his name to Diamondfrog and get a "Gpup's bitch" tattoo on a prominent part of his forehead.

Diamondfrog rather tragically thinks Gpup is a tart with a heart of gold, but Gpup is just using the poor Quebecer.

Now you're good.

"The Irish are the one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. When in psychic trouble, they go to poetry, go to storytelling, go to escapism - they have no interest in picking apart their own brains"Sigmund Feud

Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
07/03/07 06:01 PM
Re: From Paris to Perez Hilton new [re: Shelle]  

Froggy is no more.

Mon Espace


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