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Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
08/03/07 10:24 PM
I've moved  

While by age it is about time, I finally moved out. i have gradated and need to find a GOOD job, preferably.

I did pay rent to my parents but I am over whelmed by what food alone costs, and that was even being very cheap. I'm on a fixed budget 'till I get a job.... I dunno, packing and unpacking and going to a larger town I don't know is freaking me out.

yeah, I know, this is something we all do but...shit.

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
08/04/07 06:20 AM
Re: I've moved new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

Become a stripper now while you still have some financial stability. If you wait until you're desperate, you'll be forced to jump straight into prostitution.

TW's Top Fag!

Persilot
(the man who would deserve a custom title)
08/04/07 09:47 AM
Re: I've moved new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

I don't know what the situation over in the states is like, but over in Blighty, getting on the property ladder is a right arse. The entire housing market is over priced and mostly owned by fat bastards who only buy property so they can rent it out to desperate students doing media studies degrees.

Of course the alternative of living at home doesn't even bear thinking about, personally I'd take a cardboard box at the end of a dank alleyway any day (so long as it has internet access)

Me? Like you? Like that?!?

Strawman
(chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature)
08/04/07 09:50 AM
Re: I've moved new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

You've moved? More than can be said for your obese friend, the fat fucker - when was the last time that idle bastard put one foot in front of the other? < Only kidding - I use to have a thing for fairly weighty girls when I was a virgin.

In reply to:

I did pay rent to my parents but I am over whelmed by what food alone costs, and that was even being very cheap. I'm on a fixed budget 'till I get a job.... I dunno, packing and unpacking and going to a larger town I don't know is freaking me out.


Similar to that is what I keep stressing to my sons everytime they quivel about having to pay twenty quid a week a piece to live at home - between them they eat nearly as much as your pal does - they change their clothes more often than RabbitFighter changes his hairstyle, which bumps up the electricity & water bills, as does the leaving on of TV's, Hi Fi's, computers and even fucking taps & showers, when they go out - they're both on college courses, which I fund, and they both have reasonably paid part-time jobs, yet still they whinge about having to part with a measly 20.00 20.00 which I'm keeping back for the fuckers for when they do eventually leave home.

I believe I'm the best dad in the world.

Spitting and swallowing are both so passe. I like to snort it back and shoot it through one nostril at my lover's face. ~ JarethsGirl


Persilot
(the man who would deserve a custom title)
08/04/07 09:52 AM
Re: I've moved new [re: Vanessa_Y]  

Also, here at some great tips for saving money on food.

1) Buy a large bucket and brew up a gigantic portion of porridge. Add plenty of salt and allow it to solidify into a sort of oat cake. Have a slice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. After two weeks you'll bound to be in hospital, where the food may taste shit, but is actually like eating manna from heaven after what you've just been eating.

2) It's amazing what people throw out, rummage through some dustbins till you find some half eaten pizzas or even better the tasty dust you get at the bottom of crisp packets.

3) Eat your parents, thus solving two problems in one go. Not only will you inherit their house, solving all your financial problems but you'll be able to enjoy a tasty and extremely rare treat!

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Persilot
(the man who would deserve a custom title)
08/04/07 09:55 AM
Re: I've moved new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

twenty quid a week a piece to live at home


Will you adopt me?!?

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Vanessa_Y
(cracked actor)
08/04/07 05:38 PM
Re: I've moved new [re: Strawman]  

Yeah, I also have to think of paying loans, bills that I pay ( credit card, my fault, cell phone, doctor bill...) so...what your kids have going now..wow.

They need a swift kick in the ass if they whine too much.

My one heavy freind lived in the dorms at Iowa City and gets her bills everything paid. The other lives at homefor now because she flunked college so much that she cannot get financial aid and she WAS in the dorms, bills paid. She pays for NOTHING.
So, when I was in college, I wanted to go to the dorms, but dad said if that failed, I would have no home to go to. So he charged me rent so I couldn't save up for my own place, refused to ever teach me to drive..I had a hell of a time getting away. I couldn't afford a car, and had to sell the one I was gonna learn to drive in so I could go to college.

Blah. But I'm out now.

http://shynsweetlilme.deviantart.com/

RabbitFighter
(incestuous and vain)
08/04/07 06:06 PM
Confession time new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

yet still they whinge about having to part with a measly 20.00 20.00 which I'm keeping back for the fuckers for when they do eventually leave home.


Let me just say that your idea is more or less a stroke of a genius. Around four years ago I was living with my parents and working full time as a telemarketer (I had a knack for talking old ladies into subscribing magazines they didn't need so the pay was more than adequate). Besides that, I cashed in an insurance worth 3000 euros that my parents had gotten me when I was a toddler. Needless to say, I spent all that money on records, cigarrettes, booze and drugs to some extent. (I don't regret getting the records though, except for the Chumbawamba best of I bought during a binge)
So yeah, if you're willing to pay the flight, I'll come over and convince your offspring that their father is a saint.

In reply to:

more often than RabbitFighter changes his hairstyle



You were saying?
If it wasn't obvious, I'm planning to form a Sigue Sigue Sputnik tribute group. If you look good or plain ridicilous in pink jumpsuit, let me now...

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else



guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
08/05/07 04:10 AM
Re: Confession time new [re: RabbitFighter]  

So the hairstyle changes. What about the facial expression?

TW's Top Fag!

RabbitFighter
(incestuous and vain)
08/05/07 08:42 AM
Re: Confession time new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Unlikely. Steven Seagal is my personal hero when it comes to showing emotions.

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else




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