I'm curious, why have the limerick threads stopped?

I haven't seen coldfyr for years, she was the champion instigator.

Why don't you start one, see what happens?

my face is finished, my body's gone and i can't help but think,
standin' up here in all this applause and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful with their questioning eyes,
that i must above all things love myself

Where is coldfyr?

No doubt living a good life away from the internet, or TW at least. Hopefully still saving the lives of those not so fortunate. She's a good lady, we used to have lot of those on this site.

my face is finished, my body's gone and i can't help but think,
standin' up here in all this applause and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful with their questioning eyes,
that i must above all things love myself

Because limericks are for queers

Je est un autre

I understand that limericks are for queers. However, it's not fair. I get used to hating something, then it's not there to hate anymore. I feel empty.

There once was a young man from Ealing
In explosives the fellow was dealing
But one day through a little mishap
He vanished, poor chap
But still there are wholes in the ceiling.


The only one I know.

And I want to believe that a light's shining through somehow

There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculier feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling



Don't you know that Jesus Christ is a sausage? ~ Malcolm McLaren

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Awwrr! Thanks guys! I've been absentee because of a bout with icky cancer, and a couple of moves. Life is finally getting back to some kind of good routine.
Shall wait and see if the limerick muse returns :)

"A" is for Atonal, artfully adding audible auras

coldfyr, I'm pleading with you, no more limericks, no I'm ordering you and commanding you, no more limericks. Just when this message board was returning to form with posts like "Bedwetting."

copyright to dizzy

I hope you're doing better now, Coldfyr. I'll be sure to toast to the good health of all my fellow TWers on St. Patty's Day.. as I ply myself with liquor, cigs and corned beef.

you're so natural
religiously unkind