When in a crowded place where celebrities might appear: "Isn't this [insert recently deceased celebrity] there?"

Alternate version: mention someone whom no one can recall if they're dead, or still alive but a bit idle lately, like Ariel Sharon or David Bowie.

Fashion makes you look pretty ugly.

Q: What's do fags and K-mart have in common?
A: They both have little boys underwear half off.

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One
fag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?"
"Sure."
"Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!"
"No shit?" Bruce asked.
"Well, hardly any."

How do you know when you’re in a fag church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray!


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Fag.

Fashion makes you look pretty ugly.

It's a pun but it's in English:
If someone farts and I return the favor, I tell them that this is the Revenge of the Shit.

Another one, when I take my dogs out before bedtime, I refer to it as Long Piss Goodnight.


It's LABRYNTH, idiot!

Nice, thanks for sharing!

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... and that's why we won the war.

Je est un autre

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Nice, thanks for sharing!

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I've been dying to showcase those for a long time, thanks for giving me the opportunity.


It's LABRYNTH, idiot!

Anytime anyone asks me what time it is, I tell them "Time to get a watch."

Like a Nun on the Run, I'm terrible fun.

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Anytime anyone asks me what time it is, I tell them "Time to get a watch."

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That's so old! But I use it on people too... So I can't complain.

The movie version of A Prairie Home Companion has a song dedicated to tasteless jokes. I smile when I watch the movie or listen to the soundtrack because it's so bad. For example:

When God created woman,
He gave not two breasts but three.
When the middle one got in the way
God performed surgery.
Woman stood before God,
With middle breast in hand.
Said "What do we do,
With the useless boob?"
And got created man.

or the classic...

Gramps turned 80 the other day,
He never did find his way.
He dressed up in a brand new suit,
Sitting in a big lawn chair.
When a beautiful young naked woman,
Stood up in front of the group.
She offered gramps some super sex ,
And he said, "I'll take the soup!"



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Jareth's speech: Love Me, Fear Me, Do as I say, and I will be your slave. Heathen track: Show me who you are And I would be your slave
Coincidence? I think not.

Hey, Percy, welcome back! I thought you were dead, not a post in 5 weeks... Were you pissed all the time?

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