http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/01/hoboken-police-confirm-artie-lange-suicide-attempt.html

Just so you know, I love Artie but I can almost taste the 50-some points that this would get me.

"OK, I quit. You win. Last post. The end. Goodbye." - Stu, 1 October 2007

Re: that Artie Lange link:

"...there’s 18 websites that predict my early death."

Does that include Teenage Wildlife?

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Does that include Teenage Wildlife?

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Probably not. I think he's referring to the thousands of Howard Stern Show fansites. His pending death is pretty much a common joke/concern amongst his coworkers and fans.

"OK, I quit. You win. Last post. The end. Goodbye." - Stu, 1 October 2007

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Probably not

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Cunt was on my list last year, probably stabbed himself repeatedly in the first week of January just to piss me off.

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre

Ernest Bognine
Kirk Douglas
Louise Bourgeois
Juliette Greco
Brigitte Bardot
Charles Aznavour
Mick Jagger
Johnny Depp
Keanu Reeves
Elijah Wood

When Bowie meets Satie

Shit, I totally missed the boat here! Does anyone have a massive objection to a late entry?

Everyone seems to think Borgnine and Douglas have one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel. I don't feel lame for recycling some of last year's picks, but I'll give Ernesto one more wank-tastic year.

Kirk Douglas
Angela Lansbury
Elizabeth Taylor
Paula Abdul
Bobby Flay
Fred Phelps
Corey Haim
Marilyn Manson
Chuck Berry
Seth Galifianakis (Zach's "twin brother")

you're so natural
religiously unkind

Jay Reatard's untimely (non-ugly) death was karmic retribution for my picking Leonard Cohen in this thing. I apologize to anyone who was a fan.

YOUR TROUSERS HAVE SET FIRE TO THE ZEBRA.

Woah, Jay Reatard's dead?

Mxy, don't be so sure it wasn't an ugly death. He probably "died in his sleep" because he passed out on a Goonies-esque organ he was wittling out of elk ribs.

you're so natural
religiously unkind

That's beautiful, man.

All his better songs are ripe for puns now. It's like he planned it.

YOUR TROUSERS HAVE SET FIRE TO THE ZEBRA.

Teddy Pendergrass is now dead as well.

2010: like 2009, but with even more dead people.