First Michael Jackson, now Corey Haim. How many other friends of Corey Feldman have to die before we realise that someone out here has an insidious plot to kill all of Feldman's close acquaintances? Will we wait till after Corey's exiled himself to Mars??

I really need Lindsey to come through for me now. Go Lindsey: Drink, smoke, inject, upchuck that mochacinno you had for lunch, you fat thing!

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Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

... awesome.



let them eat opiate

No one picked Malcolm McLaren?

Please. This is probably his first relevant career move in decades.

It's a shame he's not around to claim that he created death from cancer.

I knew you would say that, ziggfried...
I have a confession to make. I was a big fan of McLaren's Buffalo Gals, But you'll have to understand that I was only 12 at the time.

It's SAILER, idiot!

Ronnie James Dio is dead. The ex-Rainbow and Black Sabbath singer died of cancer at the of 67.

He was a great shouter and his debut solo album is a mighty fine hard rock record.

TW GOD OF FOOTBALL

Gary Coleman has died of a brain hemmorhage at the age of 42.

"What's Tonga?" - Christopher Meloni

Willis is the only kid from that show left.

And even he's lucky to be alive. He came precariously close to getting a baseball bat up the ass.