Teenage Wildlife

IMPORTANT: Use your registry nickname as your username when logging in to Conversation Piece!


Free for All
   >> Coffee Shop
Thread views: 8167 *Threaded Mode

Pages in this thread: 1 | 2 | 3 | (show all)
infidel
(cracked actor)
02/04/10 10:58 AM
Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp? new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

Surely sticking your finger up anyone or anything's arse would stop it from attacking whatever it was fixated on but several seconds later result in a new target getting completely mauled?


The idea is that it would stop the pit bull for a few seconds, thus giving you enough time to hit back or hopefully for a quick dash to safety.
(There’s always the chance that the pit bull might like it).

Before the finger . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After the finger
.

....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


Seriously though, the only chance you would have against a pit bull, would be to poke your fingers (or punch) into its eye/s.

Most animals, if poked in the eye back off..... No animal will keep attacking if its getting badly hurt.
There have been surfers attacked by a shark and have been able to save themselves by poking the sharks in the eye.




to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
02/04/10 09:24 PM
Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp? new [re: infidel]  

I think that's just what the chimp would be doing!



EuropeanCanon
(cracked actor)
02/06/10 07:29 PM
Skippy Balboa new [re: to_dizzy]  

Everyone knows that the true Guv'nors of all fighting animals are kangaroos with boxing gloves on. Admittedly, with aforementioned boxing gloves on, they'd be unable to stick their marsupial fingers up a pit bull's hoop but, frankly, they'd just simply jab their way to glorious victory against either foe.

God's footballer hears the voices of angels
Above the choir at Molineux


to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
02/07/10 07:16 AM
Re: Skippy Balboa new [re: EuropeanCanon]  

You're right, I never thought of the dangerous kangaroo. The kangaroo would easily outpoint an enraged chimp or pit bull.



infidel
(cracked actor)
02/07/10 12:07 PM
Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp? new [re: to_dizzy]  

The following website ... 'Interspecies Conflict' gives the win to the chimpanzee.

Yet this site 'here' seems to suggest it’s a victory for the pitt-bull.

Either way it will be a gruesome fight, both animals instinctively go for tremendous mutilation.

....................................................................................................................................................................................

I have no big sympathy for Pit bulls or chimpanzees, which shouldn't be owned by people as pets.

Both creatures are vicious animals and extremely unpredictable. There have been many cases of these 'pets' turning on their owners and maiming or killing them. Having a chimp or pit-bull at your home is like having a tiger in your home. It's not really very different, they’re all very dangerous beasts.

Frightening story 'here' of what a chimp can do to a human in a few seconds.




MarkIsolar
(grinning soul)
02/07/10 12:10 PM
Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp? new [re: to_dizzy]  

A SWAN WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF BOTH NO PROBLEM
THEY CAN BREAK A MANS ARM IN AN INSTANT AND THEY WOULD FLY AROUND AND PICK THEM UP AND DROP THEM FROM A GREAT HEIGHT END OF STORY
SWANS ROCK
MAYBE A GOOSE WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THE SAME
CHICKEN OBVIOUSLY WOULD LOSE HENCE THE NAME CHICKEN COZ THEY NEVER WIN ANY FIGHTS



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
02/07/10 01:01 PM
Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp? new [re: infidel]  

Do you mean there's a site devoted to this subject? That's barbaric and tasteless. Whom can I contact about this?



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
02/07/10 01:10 PM
Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp? new [re: MarkIsolar]  

Oh fuck you what would a swan do? Throw its feathers against a pit bull? Oh that's scary. I hope it doesn't tickle the thug to death.




Pages in this thread: 1 | 2 | 3 | (show all)
*Threaded Mode
Jump to

Teenage Wildlife Davie Bowie | Email Us! Forums powered by WWWThreads v5.1.5perl

Teenage Wildlife Home Page Bowie's music Info on Bowie Other Media Have your say! Search the Site Help me!


Toolbar (Interact)

Etete Systems