A new year, a new day, a new adventure for Dogz (Ant) ...

A Norwich man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend - a bitch named Effee.

In perhaps a first for Norwich City, Reverend Strawman hosted the wedding of Dogz and Effee.
Thirty of the couple's closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.

"You're my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Dogz's vows read.

The couple decided on the location - and to tie the knot - after stumbling upon a wedding in Norwich's Doggy Park during an afternoon walk.

"I said that could be us," Dogz said.
"She (Effee) didn't say anything so I took that as a yes."

Dogz said as a "religious guy", he could no longer take the guilt of living with Effee out of wedlock.

"It's not sexual," he assured the onlookers.
"It's just pure love."

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The couple is planning a short honeymoon at one of Paris's doggy parks.

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.