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to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 09:56 AM
You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: ]  

HI, this thread is in response to all the "You know you're a redneck when..." jokes. I don't like rednecks.

You know you're an intellectual when:

You'd rather listen to the Smashing Pumpkins than watch the Super Bowi.

You spend a lot of time thinking of chord progressions when you're at work away from your instrument

You'd rather look like an emaciated British rock star than a weightlifter.

You prefer coffee and a telecaster to beer and chicken wings.











to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 10:12 AM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

You will only wear black, leather shoes with jeans, never sneakers.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 10:30 AM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

You'd much prefer to wear a Lou Reed t shirt than get a tattoo.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 10:50 AM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

You'd rather drink hot tea and research the great rock albums on the internet than attend an alcoholic fueled party.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 11:06 AM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

You really don't encounter anyone like you in your daily life.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 11:17 AM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

When an interestinv movie comes out, you very much enjoy going to Metacritic to read the professional reviews.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 11:19 AM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

There's nothing more boring to you than a car chase scene in a film. Unless it's a long shootout, or a huge explosion.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 12:03 PM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... [re: to_dizzy]  

You will live forever but you will be alone.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 12:44 PM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

You must read while you eat dinner. You never eat unless you are reading at the same time.



to_dizzy
(stardust savant)
03/06/11 12:49 PM
Re: You know you're an intellectual when.... new [re: to_dizzy]  

You know you're an intellectual when:

You attract women by the way you act.




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