Hay prodigious TWfers! Time to start a new Dead Pool!

Begin to compile, and let's do 12 this year.

Our CS rules (perhaps no death shall pass ambiguously this year):

1. Post 'em and leave 'em by end of day, your time zone, 1/10/2012.

2. Celeb must die between posting deadline and 11:59:59, 12/31/2012, according to the time zone the celeb dies in.

3. Score = 100 - celeb's age.
So yes, if you choose a celeb over 100 and he dies you'll wind up in the hole! That would be like a grave! Then you have to dig your way out!

4. If you pick a celeb with a terminal illness who dies, your point value for that celeb's death will be decreased by 1/2. And you will be called gay. Whether you like it or not. If you state you are not gay, then 2 more points will be deducted from your score.

"Drug-related" is not a terminal illness.

5. Moderator's Choice: Any death caused by machinery will earn 7 bonus points. Machinery is broadly defined and may include ice-skate blades, trains, commercial blenders, swordfish probosci and conveyor belts, but not guns. Deaths occuring due to guns are scored regularly.

6. Deaths caused by posters do not count. Don't try it.

7. Most of all TWfer boys and girls, have fun playing! It's a game!



let them eat opiate

Read my lips! (oh wait, you can't, they're sewn shut!)

George Bush (the elder)

What *not* to eat!

Guy Fieri

Fair and Balanced? No, cremated.

Rupert Murdoch

Joining her career...

Lindsay Lohan

100% Dead

Matthew Sweet

I know it's gonna happen, someday

Morissey

Last train to Clarksville

Mickey Dolenz

More than a pair of tits

Dolly Parton

The end of the world as he knows it

Michael Stipe

Taking the big one for The Gipper

Peggy Noonan

Pardon my french

Gérard Depardieu

Pathetic little fat man, no one's bloody laughing

Rush Limbaugh















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Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

Since I don't own a TV set anymore, I have no idea who the next Amy Winehouse will be. So I stick to most of the last years choices, old people and world's worst actor who should have died 30 years ago.

1. Fats Domino
2. Leonard Nimoy
3. Margaret Thatcher
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Radovan Karadžić
6. Mariah Carey
7. Ringo Starr
8. Jean Paul Belmondo
9. Hugh Hefner
10. Steven Tyler
11. Muhammad Ali
12. Hayden Christensen


Among all these wolves...

I think this is profoundly disrespectful, predicting who will die. Nonetheless, let me predict Jerry Lewis, Keith Richards, and the fat guy from Cheers.

My method will year will be looking at th0mas' list and naming the first person who comes to mind.

1. The fat guy from Modern Family (Dom DeLuise's son?)
2. William Shatner
3. Alan Moore
4. Mary Kate Olsen
5. Sacha Baron Cohen
6. J-Lo
7. Richard Hawley
8. Famke Janssen
9. Pamela Anderson
10. Mary Tyler Moore
11. Mike Tyson
12. David Prowse

http://bizarrewebcomic.com

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Billy Graham
4. Snooki (please please please)
5. Olivia deHavilland
6. Dick Van Dyke
7. Fats Domino
8. Ray Bradbury
9. Lemmy Kilmister
10. Peter O'Toole
11. Madonna

And I really hope not but I'm throwing it in anyway...

12. David Bowie

1. Cathy Rigby

2. Leonard Cohen

3. Dick Cheney

4. Jerry Stiller

5. Bam Margera

6. Mary Tyler Moore

7. Regis Philbin

8. Q E II

9. Stephen Hawking

10. Whitney Houston

11. Deepok Chopra

12. Jon Voight






let them eat opiate

1. John Hurt
2. Carol Channing
3. Jared Swilley
4. Phil Spector
5. Mikhail Gorbachev
6. Stan Lee
7. MCA (Adam Yauch)
8. Steve-O
9. Imelda Marcos
10. Jean-Luc Godard
11. Franco Harris
12. Roger Ebert

The textbook definition of Damn-He-Nice

Pastor Phelps
Cheney
Maggie
Mugabe
Khamenei
Berlusconi
Than Shwe
Abdullah II
Lord Howe
Tebbit
Kissinger

and Kessinger publishing.

Yeah, they're all well over the hill and what have you, but I reckon there should be bonus points if I get some kinda accumulator going.
< superfluous, sarcastic smilie, for old time's sake.


Rather than words comes the thought of high windows

1 Paul Gascoigne
2 Henry Kissinger
3 Ron Wood
4 Helmut Kohl
5 Casey Kasem
6 Ian Paisley
7 Woody Allen
8 Linda Ronstadt
9 John Travolta
10 Gladys Knight
11 Carole King
12 Geoff Hurst

TW GOD OF FOOTBALL