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Monkeyboy
(cracked actor)
07/23/03 10:20 PM
A technical problem new  

I have found that my computer slows down considerably when I browse Teenage Wildlife while downloading porn. Oddly enough, this problem is even worse when the porn is a golden shower video. Please fix this immediately.

"That's absiludicrous" - Mr. T from Be Somebody Or Be Somebody's Fool

strangeDivine
(cracked actor)
07/23/03 11:55 PM
A manual problem new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Are you sure it's not because you don't have any hands on the keyboard or mouse?

We all lie in the fun house

Monkeyboy
(cracked actor)
07/24/03 00:40 AM
Re: A manual problem new [re: strangeDivine]  

In reply to:

Are you sure it's not because you don't have any hands on the keyboard or mouse?


I lost my hands in a horrible accident with a cotton gin. I'm only able to type by putting a couple of pencils up my nose and poking at the keys while slowly driving the pencils further into my nasal cavity. Perhaps if I didn't sharpen them that wouldn't hurt so much but I have dignity, damnit.

Anyways, thanks a lot for making a joke about my painful life. I hope you're happy.

"That's absiludicrous" - Mr. T from Be Somebody Or Be Somebody's Fool

SugarPlumFairy
(acolyte)
07/24/03 02:34 AM
Re: A manual problem new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

I lost my hands in a horrible accident with a cotton gin. I'm only able to type by putting a couple of pencils up my nose and poking at the keys while slowly driving the pencils further into my nasal cavity. Perhaps if I didn't sharpen them that wouldn't hurt so much but I have dignity, damnit.


I don't want to give the impression of making fun of your terribly painful life, but those were the best three sentences in the history of TW.
Well, for as long as I can remember anyway.
Which isn't very long, but never mind that.

Access // Amnesia // Interface

strangeDivine
(cracked actor)
07/24/03 09:29 PM
My condolences [re: Monkeyboy]  

I'm such a fucking insensitive pig. I had better learn to keep my mouth shut.

We all lie in the fun house

Dr Evil
(your evil father)
07/25/03 05:44 AM
Re: A technical problem new [re: Monkeyboy]  

The main problem is that you have been downloading too many free previews and I'm afraid that comes at a price.

Remember that link which read "Her tight pussy is stretched open. Download all our quality movies for only $9.95" ?

Well you ought to click on that and sign up, you cheapskate!


Dr. Evil

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E> (evilwebmaster@teenagewildlife.com)

guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
11/21/05 10:42 PM
Re: A technical problem new [re: Dr Evil]  

Paying for porn is like paying for sex, only less gratifying. I oppose.

Knickers to the Prime Minister, balzo.

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.


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