Evan, I think you have to reset all the posts.
Save only the last six monthes.
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Claude

Claude, do you want to fix my computer for me?

I've just spent five hours fucking around with my internet connection (for some reason my modem locks up windows if you connect it before it comes on) and I've only just regained any kind of connection.

The good news is with my upgrade I can click on one of your threads and it now loads before I complete my usual ritual of a coffee, shower, shit, shave by the time all your piccies have loaded.

(If you agree I'll let you search for lots of porn afterwards )

I'll shut the fuck up when you start talking some sense.

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coffee, shower, shit, shave

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You shower then shit!? Well that's just damn counter-intuitive!



I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

What's exactly your problem?

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Claude

Actually, you're right. I was just listing words when I had no idea what they meant.

Claude, if you find the technical lingo a struggle, perhaps you can draw a diagram instead.

I'll shut the fuck up when you start talking some sense.

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What's exactly your problem?

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Actually, Claude, I would imagine everyone's asking the same question of you.

You really aren't right in the head.

Hunky Dory. The internets best kept secret.

WhAT ARE you saying?

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Claude

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shower, shit, shave

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You left out the shag and the shoeshine.

Slan leat,

Dara

"Life, except for the favoured few, like poets and children and athletes and saints, is pretty much of a bore" - Dr. George Sheehan

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WhAT ARE you saying?

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Strawie just PMed me to tell me he wants to fuck you senseless.

He's a bit shy though and he doesn't know how to approach you, be patient and he'll come out.

He also wants to know if you're top or bottom. Cuz he's bottom.