Recently, a dumbfuck has registered the username "planocraft" and has begun to answer posts in which he poses as pianocraft, answering questions as pianocraft.

I ask the mods to put a stop to this. This is identity theft.

I agree. Such a thing isn't befitting of my fans.

Bye-bye, we love you

what a terrible thing

unless planocraft has big tits

What's the matter sam, can't handle the competition?

You can't hurry love

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unless planocraft has big tits

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Which are not particularly big. They have the potntiantial to grow biggr tho


A fart is a fart is a fart...

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I ask the mods to put a stop to this. This is identity theft.

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This has happened to quite a few of us, don't let it bother you we can spot the joker easily enuff, look upon it as an accolade



London Bye Ta-Ta...

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This has happened to quite a few of us, don't let it bother you we can spot the joker easily enuff, look upon it as an accolade

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Okay, as long as everyone can spot the difference. It is well known that pianocraft had trouble logging in. I don't want anyone to think that "planocraft" is the new username for pianocraft.

Already, wraith2 has addressed this new imposter as "craft?" and the new asshole has encouraged this identity theft.

I'm sorry that the mods can't step in and stop this. Stealing another's identity is not the same thing as freedom of speech.

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Okay, as long as everyone can spot the difference. It is well known that pianocraft had trouble logging in. I don't want anyone to think that "planocraft" is the new username for pianocraft.

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The regular users know who you are ok? and the new planocraft duz not have your style, rest assure they will tire of this alter ego.

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I'm sorry that the mods can't step in and stop this

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Im really not that sure what the mods can do about this problem? try PMing Sys or EJ they will let you know.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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try PMing Sys or EJ they will let you know.

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What a stroke of brilliance. You aren't a crisis counselor, are you?

Here comes my moment of glory: You can also try PMing Adam or ohramona.

Christ, I'm good.

"Now if only I had His level of support..." - Constantine, 313 A.D.

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What a stroke of brilliance. You aren't a crisis counselor, are you?

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Thank you for the compliment Monkeyboy

Im sure Adam has much work to do the being the administrator and I really can't remember the last time I saw ohramona on here? so the obvious solution in a helpful way was for Sys or EJ to be contacted and hopefully get pianocrafts problem fixed.

Unless you know a better way?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

You remind me of someone I once bludgeoned with a backpack full of 8 hardbound textbooks.

"Remember: there is nothing wrong with striving for fifth or sixth place in life." - Muhammed Sibaz Moqito, addressing the graduating class of 2004

It's not identity theft. Identity theft would be someone guessing pionacraft's pass, and posting AS him.

This is just carefully spelled screenames, pretending to be someone...

-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.

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It's not identity theft. Identity theft would be someone guessing pianocraft's pass, and posting AS him.

This is just carefully spelled screenames, pretending to be someone...

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I disagree with that. As pianocraft, I had trouble logging in, and members suggested that I create another username. When planocraft made its appearance, members here thought it was still me, with a similar username, and this new imposter facilitated this deception.

Edited by to_dizzy on 02/20/05 09:31 AM (server time).

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pretending to be someone

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Isn't that the main constituent of identity theft after all?

Acer computers' customer service sucks

Come on, Diz, haven't you ever heard that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?

Depends on which side of the creepy and gettin' some fence I'm on

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Okay, I'll admit it took me two posts to catch on

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I think that is the crux of his objection, the interloper did such a good job, it really was an accurate impression of Pianocraft.

Acer computers' customer service sucks

Except that pianocraft's post would probably have been longer and more elborate.

Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

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Except that pianocraft's post would probably have been longer and more elborate.

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I defy you to find a single, long, elaborate post by pianocraft.

Perhaps not really long as such, but if you compare these three to the planocraft thread I think you'll see the difference:

Tony Visconti's poor production
The failed mission of Major Tom
Ziggy Stardust telling lies

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the interloper did such a good job, it really was an accurate impression of Pianocraft.

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I don't think the imposter has "given an accurate impression" of pianocraft's posts, considering the examples given.

Here’s something, maybe TWers can guess who I am, or rather of whom I’m doing an impression, just to see how easy it is to confuse other users, by mimicking a simple trait of one of our regular posters, and perhaps in the course of which disclosing my true identity, by a certain grammatical irregularity, which as you may have guessed is an excessive use of commas when one might have hoped I would have shut my cake hole many eons ago. If this is not obvious enough, I hope that I might help with a further clue, and that is something I read in one of the leading cannibal weeklies, which ran along the lines of that as stereotypes have long hinted, over 25% of the most warped, sick, depraved cannibals have upon their upper lip a tuft of hair so unsightly that even fellow cannibals suffer bouts of violent vomiting and hysterical laughter at its infiltration into their eye line.

Honestly pianocraft,sometimes I think you've never met a real junkie;the things you say about Bowie in his cocaine era, are hilarious
~Cucumber

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Here’s something, maybe TWers can guess who I am

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I know your not the real hanniball lecter because silence of the sheep was a movie starring anthony hopkins who acted the role of hanniball lecter.. ...........................................................................................................................Dont tell me your the real anhtony hopkins.



mel x

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silence of the sheep

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Lambs, not sheep

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Identity theft really only works if the person imitating you does such a good job that they appear indistinguishable from you. In which case, which of the two of you has really lost their identity?

Slan libh,

Dara

"The definition of insanity is to keep repeating the same actions and to expect different results" Dr. Istvan Bagoli

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Identity theft really only works if the person imitating you does such a good job that they appear indistinguishable from you.

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Not nesercelery munchkins. Supposing the person who is imitating themselves is purpoesly doing a bad impersonation on purpose? If so, why would they do that? I hear your the King of TW and the man with an answer to everthing.


mel x

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Supposing the person who is imitating themselves is purpoesly doing a bad impersonation on purpose?

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Then anyone with an IQ over 50 will clock it pretty fast, so what's the point?

Slan leat,

Dara

"The definition of insanity is to keep repeating the same actions and to expect different results" Dr. Istvan Bagoli

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Then anyone with an IQ over 50 will clock it pretty fast, so what's the point?

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Did you read that Pa6lopicasso?

Acer computers' customer service sucks

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so what's the point?

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Pre-cisely. That is why i asked. There is no point is there. Really silly really. I know people think i'm a dumb bimbo but this place really confuses me.

mel x

Edited by Sysiyo on 02/21/05 10:41 AM (server time).

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Identity theft really only works if the person imitating you does such a good job that they appear indistinguishable from you.

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Really? Give out your password then. You shouldn't have a problem with that, according to your logic.

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Give out your password then.

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Okay, why not. It's "tiocfaidharla".

Slan leat,

Dara

"The definition of insanity is to keep repeating the same actions and to expect different results" Dr. Istvan Bagoli

planocraft?

he must be an architect...or town planner perhaps

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he must be an architect...or town planner perhaps

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Or an aviation mechanic.

Slan libh,

Dara


"The definition of insanity is to keep repeating the same actions and to expect different results" Dr. Istvan Bagoli

I'm gonna make a stupid joke, okay?

pretty soon someone's going to rip out beltene's twat and claim it as their own...



Throw it against the wall.
Stamp on the fish!

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Supposing the person who is imitating themselves is purpoesly doing a bad impersonation on purpose?
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Then anyone with an IQ over 50 will clock it pretty fast, so what's the point?

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parody?

Hell, if waking up in the morning felt like this song sounds, I think I'd appreciate every day of my life a hell of a lot more. (guiltpuppy on 'Speed of Life')

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pretty soon someone's going to rip out beltene's twat and claim it as their own...

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They could use it for a purse but they'd surely lose their money.

Only the lord on high knows why the fuck I wrote that.


A mans gotta delete, what a mans gotta delete

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Only the lord on high knows why the fuck I wrote that.

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'Cause she deserves it?

SEX! Now that I have your attention, read what I just posted.

So I came across a bit of interesting information at a lecture yesterday - lord knows it happens very rarely - that should put the situation in it's proper perspective: Apparantly online identity theft is now considered to be a real threat to a persons mental equilibrium by leading psychiatrists. There has been several cases where people have spun into deep depression because of it, stating a feeling of violation similar to rape or mugging.

Planocraft - this is people's lives you're messing with!

A ritual in search of a philosophy

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SEX! Now that I have your attention, read what I just posted.

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Damn, that actually works.

I've Found A New Way To Walk

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Damn, that actually works.

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Yeah, that was a good sig.

And that's what happen when you type while vomiting.

I guess this is as good a place as any to say that planocraft, besides being the best "imitator" since shyster, is all-around one of the more consistently funny posters lately. Kudos to you, whoever you may be!

Now they wanna mitigate the gusto
It's like askin' the cast of Watership Down to fuck slow