Look, everybody!

Come online now and claim your FREE custom title!

Wow!

Fumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch, and my life is a mess
And if I never make it home today, God bless

At 5000 you get a good custom title, you slime bucket.

It's hard to imagine that you are over 5000 now.

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Tickle My Bunny, Please

Hey even saw the Diamond dogs tour

fixxlevy, Fulghum, Sydney, The Piper, Wing'd Icarus are my idols.

The question I've always asked myself is, "If I were to ever get to 5000 posts would I actually be bothered to claim a custom title or would I simply blow out my brains after suddenly realising the large percentage of my life that I had wasted online?"

"It's only at the turning point that you find out how to fight"

Oh and that arbitary post limits just reward quantity and not quality, which is why rather than Edit my last post I might as well just hammer this one out.

I remember a time when I had more posts than DD74!

"It's only at the turning point that you find out how to fight"

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I remember a time when I had more posts than DD74!

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Aaaaahhhhhh, the good old days!

I'll take Band Intro, please.

"Stay in school." -- Mr. T

Was I dreaming or did you have a custom title for one post last night?

fixxlevy, Fulghum, Sydney, The Piper, Wing'd Icarus are my idols.

Twas no dream, pablo. Seems like a certain unnamed mod decided it would be funny to abuse hir moderative powers by doling out custom titles to a few dimbulbs and yours truly.

This shit wouldn't fly at Hunky Dory, let me tell ya!

Fumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch, and my life is a mess
And if I never make it home today, God bless