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FredPhelps
(grinning soul)
03/25/05 11:31 AM
Proposed: The Fag Tracker  

Dear People of TW,

A state of emergency is upon us. Over recent months I have noticed a sharp increase in the level of sex-themed topics created in Coffee Shop. Many included graphic descriptions of the sexual act, and spawned frank remarks from several users who deemed it necessary to share with the rest of us the particulars of their own sexual escapades.

I have explicated many times over why this material is offensive and why any Moderator worth their weight in roaming elk would remove such posts immediately.

In the past week, however, something far more sinister has come to light:

The TW London Convention, a get-together of approximately twenty people from this very site, is scheduled for September this year. Some posters have explicitly stated that the impetus for their visit is to solely to engage in sexual relations with other TWers. To the best of my knowledge, only a handful of those who are to attend have met before. They have planned a night of drunken orgies and anonymous sex against a background of Bowie songs. In many ways it is understandable why these people would agree to such a thing, since the people they know in ‘real life’ would immediately dart for the exit if they entered a room, yet alone (God forbid) ever want to marry them.

But as you won’t know them and will be meeting most of them for the first time, I ask the judicious TWer, how do you know they are not attending simply to gratuitously satisfy their own ends? What if the person you have arranged to meet is someone different to their photograph? What if that person hurts you, abuses you, makes you feel horrible, isolated and uncared for? This, I am sad to report, is exactly what happens in most expeditions of this nature.

I browsed the site hoping to find out what would happen in such an eventuality, and the closest I discovered was this, taken from Mr Torrie’s Privacy Policy:

In reply to:

Children's Guidelines
This site is currently being revised to meet the Online Privacy Protection Act guidelines. As of this writing, the following conditions are not met
1. This site allows children to post or distribute any personally identifiable information without first obtaining verifiable parental consent.


A site with such lax controls over the personal information of its users offers pedophiles, perverts and pimps a rich hunting ground of potential victims. On flying over to London, are you not like that little child, naïve and juvenile, waiting to be molested by a filthy fag? In agreeing to meet your abductor in real life you are surrendering what little protection the internet affords, leaving your fate in the lap of God.

For the protection of all the site’s users, therefore, and to satisfy the criteria in the Online Privacy Protection Act, I propose a monitoring system that allows users to personally identify those who have made a name for themselves out of inappropriate, salacious and homosexual remarks. I hope this thread will serve as a chronicle of their activity, so that new users can access the lists of perverts that reside in this site, as well as those who aid and abet them, and quickly learn what lurks within.

The Fag Tracker v1.0 (3/25/05)

1. Diamondogz74 – abuses the trust of his patients by habitually molesting disabled children left in his care.

2. Claude – responsible for most of the site’s pornographic output, including photography of a nude/sexual nature, infringing copyright laws in the process.

3. Blacktropic84 – a fag of the highest degree.

4. ArdentDesir – self-confessed ephebophile, someone who takes an abnormal interest in barely adolescent children.

5. SonofSilence – a cross-dresser who cannot type properly because he’s busy jacking off over his keyboard.

A sketchy start, I admit, although I am responsible for the upkeep of many great sites and can only read so many posts here per day. I hope that the prudent TWer will amend the database as and when TW’s faggots drop further clues as to their identity. This way I hope TW will remain a safe haven for our children.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor Fred Phelps.


godhatesfags.com

schizophrenic
(cracked actor)
03/25/05 11:49 AM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

Don't forget the new guy, GoldenBoy.

And that's what happen when you type while vomiting.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/25/05 12:26 PM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

In reply to:

They have planned a night of drunken orgies and anonymous sex against a background of Bowie songs


Mr Phelps you are making this sound so wonderful, maybe? If you were to join us in London this coming September we could get you drunk and have our wicked way with you

And I just know you're very tempted.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

CloverThePoet
(kook)
03/25/05 02:10 PM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

God said he hated hags, you know the ones that nag all the time. He didn't say he hated fags. I resent not being on that list, although I'm no threat to children I am also a fag of the highest order. I just can't let Mr. Tropic of 84 be the fag of the highest order all by herself. Ya know, its rionic that you should think of something to track someone, when the world is always trackin yo sick ass.

Now the savage days are here

SysiyoModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/25/05 02:21 PM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

I'm not even mentioned? Fred, what a tease you are! I mean, it wasn't all bad, was it?

Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

FredPhelps
(grinning soul)
03/25/05 02:47 PM
Fags Ahoy! new [re: schizophrenic]  

Gee, we’ve only been going a couple of hours, and already time for an update. I knew they wouldn’t be able to restrain themselves.

Schizophrenic, dear loving Christian boy, God will reward you generously for your assistance re. GoldenShowersBoy. I dare say that ‘grassing up’ a fag isn’t easy and you’ll be glad to see the back of him. I will add him to the list anon, and you be sure to keep up the good work, okay?

Dogz, I’m sure many an ardent Baptist would envy your unwavering asexuality. Don’t let me hear that I’m turning you the other way!

Now, the updated list!

The Fag Tracker v1.1

1. Diamondogz74
2. Claude
3. Blacktropic84
4. ArdentDesir
5. SonofSilence
6. GoldenBoy – All his posts so far have been highly suspect.
7. CloverThePoet – Self-confessed Fag; aider and abetter of Fags.
8. Sysiyo – Self-confessed practising Fag; commits improprieties with pies.


This post’s de-fagging award goes to Schizophrenic!


godhatesfags.com

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/25/05 02:59 PM
Re: Fags Ahoy! new [re: FredPhelps]  

In reply to:

Dogz, I’m sure many an ardent Baptist would envy your unwavering asexuality. Don’t let me hear that I’m turning you the other way!


Mr Phelps thank you for reminding me of my asexuality, I almost succumb to the dark side, I am with you sir!


London Bye Ta-Ta...

SysiyoModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/25/05 03:10 PM
Re: Fags Ahoy! new [re: FredPhelps]  

I fail to understan how I'm a practicing fag (presuming that fagness means sexual intercourse with someone of the same gender), but I'm still proud to have made the list.

Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

CloverThePoet
(kook)
03/25/05 04:54 PM
Re: Fags Ahoy! new [re: FredPhelps]  

Now, it's a known fact that I'm too selfesh to aid or abet anybody. Get your fags straight, I say to you there. now, hell

Now the savage days are here

ghostlove
(kook)
03/25/05 05:21 PM
queers keep singing new [re: CloverThePoet]  

In reply to:

Get your fags straight


Why haven't I heard that one before. That is very funny.

ice



sonofsilence
(acolyte)
03/25/05 06:26 PM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

In reply to:

SonofSilence – a cross-dresser who cannot type properly because he’s busy jacking off over his keyboard


yep I even have cling film over the keyboard so the jism doesnt get inbetween the keys.,,,,one has to think of these things you know.

anywya back to teh the wakningg.,,,,,,

Check out My Website The Silent View

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/25/05 07:53 PM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: sonofsilence]  

What About Me?

It Isn't Fair.

I've Had Enough And I Want My Share.

ZIGGY STARDUST - LIVE ON STAGE 14 MAY 2004

indigae
(absolute beginner )
03/26/05 02:32 AM
Re: Proposed: The F** Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

ah, fred phelps... in the flesh? or are you just a cute little representative?? well, anywhom, it looks like you've found something new to do in lieu of protesting aids-victims' funerals, so at least there's that. on the other hand, your firey diatribe is less than welcome here. so shoo.

for someone who claims to be on jesus's side, you've got an awful tendency to go against anything the fella ever said. i mean, if you want into heaven you should prolly get that murderous look off your face and clean up your language a little. when jesus reads these posts (and you know he will), i'll wager he gags just as much as i at your excessive use of the "f" word... and a gagging jesus isn't a very forgiving jesus.

SO SHAPE UP, FREDDY!! "judgment day is upon us," et cetera, et cetera... blah blah blah... yadda yadda... bleghhh. *kisses*



heathenpunkgirl
(crash course raver)
03/26/05 04:19 AM
I'm going so old school here, but.... new [re: FredPhelps]  

Takes one to know one! >_<

-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.


blacktropic84
(crash course raver)
03/28/05 02:59 AM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

CheshireCat and guiltpuppy are also fags (especially Cheshire!).

And how can a bisexual be a fag of the highest degree? Shouldn't a full-time fag be receiving that award? Believe me, I'm as proud as a goose to be offered that purdy title, but I still want to win fairly ....... err ....... silly goose!

And Schizophrenic only named one fag, where as I have named two . . . . . So does that mean I will get the new de-fagger award?

--------------
Tickle My Bunny, Please

Edited by blacktropic84 on 03/28/05 03:04 AM (server time).



guiltpuppy
(electric tomato)
03/28/05 04:23 AM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: blacktropic84]  

I like sex with girls, sometimes, too. Where does that put me? Do I go to hell, but get to spend my Wednesdays and weekends in heaven, or something?

Greater love hath no Bizarro!!

FredPhelps
(grinning soul)
04/03/05 05:15 AM
The Pope has been in Hell for 1 Day! new [re: indigae]  

According to the Beefcake thread, the whole lotta ya are fags bar monkeyboy (who posts likes a fag), Marquid, and some other Welsh sheep-sodomizing nonce.

However since I last posted no steps to fulfil the warning I gave at the head of this thread have been made. I have filed a complaint to WWWThreads.com, the operator of this forum, asking for it to be shut down with immediate effect. I’ve given them note of the recent picture thread and Claude’s typically filthy fag antics which ought to be enough to send it spiralling down into cyber-hell.

In reply to:

indigae -- ah, fred phelps... in the flesh? or are you just a cute little representative??


Of course it’s me, who else could it possibly be? You stupidhead.

A final word of warning to all those who are thinking of participating in The Great TW Fag Meeting ’05: I strongly suggest you start reading the whole of Leviticus on a daily basis if you want to save your soul from eternal torment. If you have the money and time to squander on filthy fag exhibitions, perhaps you ought to seriously consider finding a new hobby, one that returns eternal awards. Such as joining the WBC. See, tomorrow I will be doing a spot of door-to-door canvassing around Kansas, where I hope to meet these very pious ladies.




godhatesfags.com

Claude
(big brother)
04/14/05 05:51 PM
Re: You are a great BIGOT! new [re: FredPhelps]  



___________________
Claude




Remade/Remodeled
(stardust savant)
05/09/05 03:19 AM
Additions to the list new [re: FredPhelps]  

Any male TWer with long hair should be included, just to be on the safe side.

Also, obviously, p2c. He's, what, 50 and not married.

Do I have to paint a picture?

Shane McGowan: I could have been someone
Kirsty MacColl: Well, so could anyone...

EJSundayModerator
(heroic dolphin)
05/09/05 04:30 AM
Group Pressure new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In reply to:

Also, obviously, p2c. He's, what, 50 and not married.


Country music people and football stars share the same problem: They belong to a community where being gay is just not accepted.

And I want to believe
In the madness that calls 'now'


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/09/05 08:01 AM
Re: Group Pressure new [re: EJSunday]  

In reply to:

Country music people


Why are these people so anti-gay? I just don't get it, I do know they are mosty right wing hicks, but time moves on.

In reply to:

football stars share the same problem


They are ignorant people.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
05/09/05 04:35 PM
Chasing your own tail until you pass out new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Why are these people so anti-gay? I just don't get it, I do know they are mosty right wing hicks


You're kidding, right?

Are you sure you want to leave that statement in your post?

"Why did the Nazis hate the Jews so much? I mean, I know that they thought the Jews were fundamentally evil and were subhuman rat-like creatures, but I really don't understand the hatred."



"Stay in school." -- Mr. T

Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
05/09/05 05:18 PM
Re: Group Pressure new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

right wing hicks


Not all country singers are red necks or right wing hicks. I know a country band that can't get radio airplay for their anti Bush and anti Iraq war sentiments. You know who I'm talking about. And there are other's, as well.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/10/05 08:17 AM
Re: Chasing your own tail until you pass out new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

You're kidding, right?


NO I am not kidding, what states these people have to be homophobic? I don't believe in the obvious.

In reply to:

Are you sure you want to leave that statement in your post?


Quite sure thank you.

In reply to:

Not all country singers are red necks or right wing hicks. I know a country band that can't get radio airplay for their anti Bush and anti Iraq war sentiments. You know who I'm talking about. And there are other's, as well.



I know precisely who you are talking about Tristan and yes I've read of their problems with anti Iraq war sentiments, Im quite sure there must be lots of others, I just find it odd that it has to be this way, perhaps it's an american thing? I really don't know.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

ghostlove
(electric tomato)
05/11/05 02:38 PM
Mama, don't let your babies grow up.... new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Mr. Willie Nelson just got denied having a highway or something named after him in Texas because republicans of that state didn't like his dope smoking ways and him voting for liberal Dennis Kucinich in the presidential election. Republicans are big fat jerks!

ice



FredPhelps
(grinning soul)
08/27/05 05:36 PM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

This list is in need of an urgent update. Certain persons from the immoral quagmire of southern European countries have infested the site and need to be branded - indeed banned - to prevent their contamination among the healthy, morally stable members of the site.

These persons are:

Lorenzo (he looks like a fag)
Fabio (an immoral pervert who fiddles with children)

I call on the decent moderators to lock the horrible thread they have created in coffee shop and ban them. TW is NOT a fag chat room!

godhatesfags.com

Fabio
(grinning soul)
08/27/05 05:40 PM
Re: Proposed: The Fag Tracker new [re: FredPhelps]  

I don't fiddle with the children, I would fiddle with you, youre' hot.

Fabio

FredPhelps
(wild eyed peoploid)
11/26/05 04:50 PM
Know Your Fags! new [re: FredPhelps]  

I thought I'd resurrect this thread for my latest missive.

First of all I encourage all my brothers and sisters in Christ to rejoice at the joyous news that God smote the London Convention! Just as I anticipated, such a vile conglomeration of perverted and demented minds couldn't possibly assemble in one place lest it be a foretaste of the apocalypse itself. However, I'm in two minds about whether a select number of this pestiferous clique should've met despite this fact: on one hand, many a virgin asshole of the under 4s has been saved from the relentless bowel-banging of Claude and EJ Sunday; but on the other hand I was rather hoping those ill-fated Teenage Wildlifers may, by chance, have been traveling on the tube on 7th July and been blown to smithereens by God's might. Let me spell out clearly that you have been warned and God will topple you unrepentant sodomites!

Also in this edition: I append JamieSim's name to the Fag Tracker list. He's the biggest raving homo this forum has ever produced.


godhatesfags.com


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