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Beltene
(stardust savant)
08/23/05 11:59 AM
An Open PM To The Administration  

Adam, if I ask you to delete the accounts of the people that bug me, would you do it for me? I know you'd do it for other people so you better be willing to do it for me. Don't make me come to Oceania to spank that rosy ass of yours. I want everybody who I find annoying and everybody who makes fun of me to be gone by tomorrow! Here, I'll make the list for you cause you probably can't read thoughts.

1. ElsieTheCow, my public enemy #1. I want her gone by 5pm today, or else.
2. The Pope, he keeps bugging me to give him my little brother's phone number.
3. planocraft. he says my chest is harrier than his. He's probably right but still.
4. The Anonymous who wants me to donate my kidney.
5. TixxForSexx - he wants me to showcase his anus Goatse style.
6. FurryBoy. For the same reason as plano
7. JesusHChrist. I'm actually a new born Christian and I think this is a blasphemy. Yeah.

and the list goes on and on but I need to go shit now so I'll finish it later.

ps Can you pimp my title for me, I'm tired of being a stardust savant, it sounds like a fat person's title. I like to be a Young Vulgarian from now on.


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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/23/05 01:27 PM
Re: An Open PM To The Administration new [re: Beltene]  

In reply to:

ps Can you pimp my title for me, I'm tired of being a stardust savant, it sounds like a fat person's title.


Actually Beltene now that you mention it! I thought that too, reminds me of some fat thing in a piece of chiffon


London Bye Ta-Ta...

planocraft
(wide eyed peoploid)
08/24/05 01:20 AM
Re: An Open PM To The Administration new [re: Beltene]  

In reply to:

3. planocraft. he says my chest is harrier than his . He's probably right but still.


It is, baby. I wax twice a day and four times on Sunday.



guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
08/24/05 05:47 AM
Re: An Open PM To The Administration new [re: planocraft]  

I like girls with hairy chests. And dicks.

I hoped he got raped in the ass by 50 men, with dicks wrapped in barbed wire dipped in acid. - Vanessa_Y

ghostlove
(electric tomato)
08/24/05 05:52 AM
A mouthful new [re: guiltpuppy]  

You have to admit that a hairy dick can be uncomfortable at times And it's just plain weird!

ice



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
08/24/05 11:44 AM
God damn it. new [re: ghostlove]  

In reply to:

You have to admit that a hairy dick can be uncomfortable at times. And it's just plain weird!


Oh sure, find something else wrong with me.


Imagine the above be-(*BOOM*)

JarethsGirl
(cracked actor)
08/24/05 08:51 PM
As a friend new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

Oh sure, find something else wrong with me.


Your back is covered in hideous skin tags.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollah, dollah bill y'all.

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
08/24/05 09:34 PM
Re: As a friend new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

Your back is covered in hideous skin tags.


Get out of my house.

Imagine the above be-(*BOOM*)

Shelle
(kook)
09/08/05 02:37 PM
Re: An Open PM To The Administration new [re: Beltene]  

In reply to:

5. TixxForSexx - he wants me to showcase his anus Goatse style.


Ah, so you've been getting those "special" PMs too.

TixxForSexx gives drooling perverts a bad name.

"Shelle, your mind works like a beautiful train wreck."



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