Name: Mxy
Number of Alters: 47. Here: none.
Am I a real person: You, JamieSim? Probably not. Me? Yes.
Prove it!: Cyclops sucks.
Interesting fact: Shelle likes to fuck a lot.
Religion: Pineapples.
Occupation: Costumed vigilante.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

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JamieSim? Probably not

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I’m more real than you will ever be. I'm not the one hiding my profile


The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

OH, SNAP!

Wait, what you said was lame. Sorry, nevermind.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

Name: Feisty
Number of alters: 1 (inactive)
Am I a real person: I surely hope so, otherwise someone's been sleeping with a ghost. O.o
Prove it!: See above.
Interesting fact: It's the autumn season, an average of 50 degrees everyday, and all I own is summer clothes.
Religion: I follow my own religion.
Occupation: Living.

Feisty- the former sad, self-obsessed, shallow, telling-you-to-eat-shit, homophobic whore of TW.

Hi Mousey.

yeah what ever

The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

*smiles*

It's not like I was trying to hide it.

Feisty- the former sad, self-obsessed, shallow, telling-you-to-eat-shit, homophobic whore of TW.

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I’m more real than you will ever be.

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That has to be - and this is impressive - the most retarded thing you've ever said. Jamie, you put the "moron" in "clueless".

I’m more real than you will ever be. - JamieSim on his...real...ness?

Name: Muhammed Shibaz Moqito
Number of Alters: 9
Am I a real person: yes
Prove it!: there, I just proved it by pinching myself
Interesting fact: I have an enormous penis
Religion: Post-Modernist
Occupation: Projectionist, modern american history tutor, and gym...uh, guy. And I write.

"I’m more real than you will ever be." - JamieSim on his...real...ness?

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Interesting fact: ... i have a bifurcated tongue

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That's hot.

Name: Jarethsgirl
Number of alters: Just enough for a quasi-satisfying twist ending.
Am I a real person: If you define real as being capable of exhibiting human emotion, then no. If you define real as having never participated in an impromptu gang bang with three roadside Christmas tree salesman disguised as The Blue Man Group, then certainly not.
Prove it!: Like I just said, I'm dead inside.
Interesting fact: ... i have a bifurcated bung
Religion: Candy bars.
Occupation: Professional joint roller for Willie Nelson, though I'm currently on a 3-month suspension.

Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.