TW Census

How many people do you think regularly visit this place excluding known alter ego’s. It can’t number more than 50 can it?



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How many people do you think regularly visit this place

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I reckon about 3 and that's including alter ego's



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Name: Persilot
Number of Alters: 0
Am I a real person: Yes
Prove it!: You couldn't make this crap up.
Interesting fact: I can open beer bottles with my teeth.
Religion: Drunkard
Occupation: "" ""

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That’s one hell of an occupation “” “” I here it pays well you’ll be living up in Darris Hall soon what kind of company car do you get?


The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

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...I here...

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You? There?

I suppose it was too much to hope you'd realise the significance of a ditto...?

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I suppose it was too much to hope you'd realise the significance of a ditto...?

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It's the way you tell 'em.

yes, yes it was.

The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

Please count me as 1 (one).

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

Name: Beltene
Am I a real person: Yes
Prove it!: Not falling for this one.
Religion: I am my own god
Occupation: dialing busy
My Status: (ab)User

Share Zi Love

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Interesting fact: I can open beer bottles with my teeth.

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You would be very useful to me right now. I've been tearing holes in my shirt all night witth those damn caps.

Ths is my first drunken post at TW, i do believe. You guys, I think i should just say it now. I'm a lesbian.


Psych. It's just that most normal drunkards end up making some juicy admission (or if your Claude, emission) during their late night drunken post sprees but I don't realy have anything.

Oh okay jere's soething pathetic.The reason i'm drunk is coz my mom freaked out on me for opening this package from barnes and nobles because i wanted to be a sneaky bastard and check our my christmas presents. yeah i'm a douche, anywaym she caught on when the tape was peeling back. and man, she really made me feel like the antichrist. she's the queen of guilt trips. she said i took away the joy of christmas for her. but it's just that i'm not much into surprises and i'm vbery impatient and iknew she was getting me that Moonage Daydream book nreally wanted to look at the pics. so yeah, i suck at life and i killed kris kringle and i guess i should just keep drinking unntil i can't remember any of this.

Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.

Awesome!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Name: Arlequino
Number of Alters: 0
Am I a real person: I hope so...
Prove it!: I drunkenly claimed to like JoJo's song - whatever it was - last year. I wouldn't even make that up sober.
Interesting fact: I'm nurturing an addiction to Kellog's Crunchy Nut Crisps. Seriously.
Religion: I worship on the altar of the bar.
Occupation: Student

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

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Interesting fact: I can open beer bottles with my teeth.

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I believe people use bottle tops to play bingo with up t'north.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Name: ladymacbeth
Number of alters: 0
Am I a real person? Yes
Prove it: how?
Interesting fact: I have never played the part of Lady Macbeth but I have played Titania
Religion: sex
Occupation: sex. Wait, no, I meant PR/marketing. Nearly as bad

"Wide eyed and open mouthed, you look a little lost and found."

Name: EJSunday, formerly known as ErichJohann
Number of Alters: Zero.
Am I a real person? Yes.
Prove it: Witnesses are the TWers NoGame, LadyNoGame, Adam, Dara and th0mas who I had the pleasure to meet personally.
Religion: Werder Bremen

And I want to believe
In the madness that calls 'now'

Name: FastChanges
Number of Alters: 0
Am I a real person?: Yes
Prove it!: you've seen me and you've heard me, do you need more?
Interesting fact: I'm a sex-addict
Religion: sex and music
Occupation: too complex for you and... sex

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Name: Wabbit, that's all i'm going to give you in order to defend myself from terrifying old queens.
Number of alters: 0 Yes, I'm ashamed but I think i've pissed off more than few people around here anyway.
Prove it!: Few members have met me, even though they all seem to have gone now, even Sysiyodelido.
Interesting Fact: I've never passed out in a pub toilet which is rather remarkable. I just don't like sleeping on someone's urine.
Religion: A healthy mix of drunken bastardy and miserabilism.
Occupation: Student, boozing is just a beloved hobby now.

I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries

Name: Kati
Number of Alters: 0
Am I a real person?: Yes
Prove it!: I've met Sys. And also a few other Finnish members of this board, who I think are more ex-members these days. I don't remember who they are, because I think they were pretty much ex-members already, when I met them.
Interesting fact: Refering to Ladymacbeth's playing Titania -fact, I've also played Titania. Not in the Shakespeare play, but in another one, where the character was also the queen of the fairies.
Religion: atheist
Occupation: media consulting

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten

And you a fellow lady! We shall have to swap Titania stories.

I was indeed the queen of the fairies but I was a punk queen of the fairies. And Oberon was Elvis... Strange drama teacher. I have photos somewhere. Hugely amusing photos.

What was your play about? Did you have a Puck?


"Wide eyed and open mouthed, you look a little lost and found."

I want to see your photos!!!

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What was your play about? Did you have a Puck?

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No, it didn't have Puck. It didn't really have anything to do with the Shakespeare play . The central point of the plot was a wedding, and all the characters were guests at the wedding. I was the leader of the creatures from the forrest, which included at least an owl, a rabbit and a cat (I have no idea, what a cat had to do in the forrest). But I was also completely sick of living in the forrest. The other guests at the wedding came from the town, and I was envious of them. They included a movie star, a reporter, a feminist radical and... I don't remember anymore.

I know I have photos of it somewhere, but they're at my mom's place, and I have no idea where. But, my mom was kind enough to take this photo and send it to me



We performed the play at a stage that's at Esplanadi, which is this big park avenue thing at the Helsinki city center (which pretended to be Norway on one episode of the Love Boat). It was kind of a carnival thing, and we all wore masks that suited our characters. We made them ourselves, and that one in the picture is the one I wore.

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten

Hi, I'm Claude....

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Claude

Hi Claude. How did you come up with your username?

Fag.

godhatesfags.com

I was the lead King in the three kings in the 1992 Christmas school play. Then the next year I was demoted to the in keeper, still pisses me of to this day.




The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

Name: schizophrenic
Number of alters: 1 (retired)
Am I a real person: Yes
Prove it!: I love you.
Interesting fact: ...
Religion: Atheist
Occupation: What, you mean this doesn't count?

I tink there's about 12 people that are regulars, but what do I know?

name: vanessa
Occupation: college/nursing home
I am so real. I can't prove it, but damn it, believe it.
religion: I don't have one, but I do believe theres a god.

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce"
Vanessa

If I can get to a scanner, I will get some of these 'funny' photos of me scanned in and posted up.

I look like Keith Flint of The Prodigy.

I have no shame .

PS I like your mask. Carnival masks are so appealing.

"Wide eyed and open mouthed, you look a little lost and found."

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I look like Keith Flint of The Prodigy.

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Cool... Can't wait to see them!

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten

I didn't know they were touring.

Out!

Name: CloverThePoet
Am I a real person:
Prove it!: The only openly black fan who still dares to post on this wasteland of a fan site.
Religion: I make God up as I go along
Occupation: It's changing, so I'm not telling yet.
My Status: Stressed out Bowie fan



Now the savage days are here

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The only openly black fan who still dares to post on this wasteland of a fan site.

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As a closet negro, I applaud your bravery.

Someday you'll thank me for all this scary love

I didn't know Clover was black. Not that it makes any difference.

Name: Frank
Number of alters:huh? oh, i'm not religious
Am I a real person: yes
Prove it!: look right here!
Interesting fact: ... i have a bifurcated tongue
Religion: huh?
Occupation: retired marine

I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream ...

Name: Carsten
Number of Alters: 4 (Four), but only I show up here
Am I a real person: As a borderline character, I'm not completely sure about this fact.
Prove it: Some former TWers have met me at concerts, so I guess I exist. Strangely none of them shows up here anymore. Some internet search engines also think I'm a real person.
Religion: Mortal, guilty, but to me The entirely beautiful.

Carsten
Can you see the Real Me, Mother? Can you see the Real Me?

Name: Brewster Jennings
Number of Alters: I'm afraid that's classified sir, ma'am.
Am I a real person: That's classified too sir, ma'am.
Prove it!: You ever visited Guantanamo Bay, sir, ma'am?
Interesting fact: None of this is true.
Religion: Christian.
Occupation: Classified.


Brewster Jennings
Be pure
Be vigilant
Behave!

Name: Keren
Number of Alters: -1 (I'm barely here myself)
Am I a real person: God I hope so
Prove it!: Is that a philosophical thing?
Interesting fact: I can get the entire Israeli Air force not to function with my own hands if I want to.
Religion: Atheist (I'm sorry Monkeyboy)
Occupation: military service (but not for long )

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stop that!
that's SILLY!
It started nicely with old women beating up young men
But now it just got silly - Monty Python

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I can get the entire Israeli Air force not to function with my own hands if I want to.

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Prove it.

The only Doors song I can stomach is The End and I hardly ever listen to it unless I'm fucking my mother

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I can get the entire Israeli Air force not to function with my own hands if I want to.



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Prove it.

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I’ve had communication with my counterparts over at Mossad and I strongly advise you not to take that suggested course, ma’am.

Brewster Jennings
Be pure
Be vigilant
Behave!

Name: Shelle
Number of Alters: 12575 (yah, mothafuckaers, you're all my alters now)
Am I a real person: No, I'm unreal
Prove it!: Pie eats MC Squared
Interesting fact: I like to fuck a lot.
Religion: Hedonism
Occupation: Self employed.


I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

Name: Mxy
Number of Alters: 47. Here: none.
Am I a real person: You, JamieSim? Probably not. Me? Yes.
Prove it!: Cyclops sucks.
Interesting fact: Shelle likes to fuck a lot.
Religion: Pineapples.
Occupation: Costumed vigilante.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

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JamieSim? Probably not

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I’m more real than you will ever be. I'm not the one hiding my profile


The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

OH, SNAP!

Wait, what you said was lame. Sorry, nevermind.

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Name: Feisty
Number of alters: 1 (inactive)
Am I a real person: I surely hope so, otherwise someone's been sleeping with a ghost. O.o
Prove it!: See above.
Interesting fact: It's the autumn season, an average of 50 degrees everyday, and all I own is summer clothes.
Religion: I follow my own religion.
Occupation: Living.

Feisty- the former sad, self-obsessed, shallow, telling-you-to-eat-shit, homophobic whore of TW.

Hi Mousey.

yeah what ever

The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

*smiles*

It's not like I was trying to hide it.

Feisty- the former sad, self-obsessed, shallow, telling-you-to-eat-shit, homophobic whore of TW.

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I’m more real than you will ever be.

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That has to be - and this is impressive - the most retarded thing you've ever said. Jamie, you put the "moron" in "clueless".

I’m more real than you will ever be. - JamieSim on his...real...ness?

Name: Muhammed Shibaz Moqito
Number of Alters: 9
Am I a real person: yes
Prove it!: there, I just proved it by pinching myself
Interesting fact: I have an enormous penis
Religion: Post-Modernist
Occupation: Projectionist, modern american history tutor, and gym...uh, guy. And I write.

"I’m more real than you will ever be." - JamieSim on his...real...ness?

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Interesting fact: ... i have a bifurcated tongue

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That's hot.

Name: Jarethsgirl
Number of alters: Just enough for a quasi-satisfying twist ending.
Am I a real person: If you define real as being capable of exhibiting human emotion, then no. If you define real as having never participated in an impromptu gang bang with three roadside Christmas tree salesman disguised as The Blue Man Group, then certainly not.
Prove it!: Like I just said, I'm dead inside.
Interesting fact: ... i have a bifurcated bung
Religion: Candy bars.
Occupation: Professional joint roller for Willie Nelson, though I'm currently on a 3-month suspension.

Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.

I am currently trying to work out all the double negatives in "If you define real as having never participated in an impromptu gang bang with three roadside Christmas tree salesman disguised as The Blue Man Group, then certainly not".

I may be some time

Name: FastChanges
Number of alters: Just this one
Am I a real person: Mais oui
Prove it!: Fuck Off Simpleton.
Interesting fact: ... I once shoved 10 pineapples up alan-picasso's arse.
Occupation: Professional pineapple up the arse shover.



I look like a llama.

Well you have just proven what a faker you are FC, it was 11!!!

Poor FC has always had terrible trouble distinguishing his fantasies from reality.

Let's concentrate really hard and try to send him positive keep-taking-the-medication vibes.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

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Well you have just proven what a faker you are FC, it was 11!!!

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No, it was 10 pineapples and a box of waffer thin mints.


I look like a llama.

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I can get the entire Israeli Air force not to function with my own hands if I want to.
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Prove it.

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Hey, I said I can do it, I didn't say I can get away with it...

How 'bout, I give you the administrative passwords for all the servers and you bring them down?

Actually, I have other plans that are more interesting and destructive. You have no idea how much time I spend thinking "it can be so easy to blew this place up...".

It makes no sense doing it now, I have 31 days left for freedom.
But for the right price....

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stop that!
that's SILLY!
It started nicely with old women beating up young men
But now it just got silly - Monty Python

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You have no idea how much time I spend thinking "it can be so easy to blew this place up...".

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Why don't you "blew" up Beirut, Damascus, Bagdhad, Tehran and Kabul and do us all a favor?

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Mxy said:
10/26/05 04:42 PM
OH, SNAP!

Wait, what you said was lame. Sorry, nevermind.

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JamieSim said:
10/26/05 05:39 PM
yeah what ever

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I can picture Jamie staring at my post with his mouth open for almost an hour, trying to think of something to say.

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