The New TW for dummies

Buy this thread now from all good thread shops.
Are you a relatively stupid or lazy member of TW maybe a newbie just passing through.
Finding it harder to understand the contemporary internal workings of TW.
Don’t know who your friends or you're enemies, well this is the thread for you.

TW for Dummies - will tell you all you need to know. Questions like this will be solved in a simple easy to understand format.
E.g what the hell was that handbag fight about between Monkeyboy and EJ all about. Who are the Dark forces?
A simple step by step plan on how to detect an Alter. Learn where to place yourself in the TW circle, will you ally yourself with Monkeyboy or maybe join forces with Beltene Kinky Gang of Attack Robots.
What to do when the bullies start to attack you. All will be solved in this thread.

Anyone prepared to help construct a TW for Dummies thread? So that Lazy and new members can understand this site better? It would be good if some people can write some mini essays on there specialist topic.

Jamie


The British Ministry For Sarcasm Our Motto “Like we need your help”!

Who are the 'holy cows'?

I could be a genius if I just put my mind to it.

Oh crap, Jamie. This would actually be such a good thread if you could only spell and punctuate correctly so that I could actually bear to read through that bundle of word diarrhea you typed out.

Edited by Starlite on 11/04/05 03:38 PM (server time).

Yeah, too many question marks is confusing.

Alabama Spaceboy
Always enjoying the same crash (auf der Autobahn)
"Homos"

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Yeah, too many question marks is confusing.

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Could you repeat that please?????????????????????????

And don't gang up on Jamie, I like him.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Yeah, you two play in the same league. I wouldn't be suprised if he wore a blue shirt all the time.

Alabama Spaceboy
Always enjoying the same crash (auf der Autobahn)
"Homos"

For Starlite's benefit here is an edited version I've done without Jamiesims permission (but he can pay me later)

TW for dummies.

Are you losing the thread... literally?
Do you find it a struggle to plough through the chaff and idiocy of the TW boards? Perhaps you're a newbie, still fresh faced and Bowie enamoured wondering why people are so disrespectful around here?

Well here is the answer you've been looking for.

TW for Dummies will tell you all you need to know, about absolutely everything (including how to get chewing gum out of the carpet). Learn direct from the knowledge of the masters and make new friends and influence people whilst you do so.

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"Look mate, jus cos I'm wearing a Berghaus jacket and asking you for tabs, don't mean I'm a chav." - Anonymous Chav.

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Alter Ego’s

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Shirley you meant "Alter Egos"?

Alabama Spaceboy
Always enjoying the same crash (auf der Autobahn)
"Homos"

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Shirley you meant "Alter Egos"?

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Well I wanted to put something in that reflected the spirit of the original poster... and speaking of spirits I've knocked back enough to excuse the occasional lapse of grammar.


"Look mate, jus cos I'm wearing a Berghaus jacket and asking you for tabs, don't mean I'm a chav." - Anonymous Chav.

I just had four pints and I know that if I go to bed I will puke, so I guess I'll forgive your faux pas.

Alabama Spaceboy
Always enjoying the same crash (auf der Autobahn)
"Homos"