There are many people who feel that the US borders should be better guarded so that Mexicans can't sneak in. I'm not sure about that, it's a heated debate.

However, recently there have been at least two limericks written by Coldfyr that have sneaked into Coffee Shop. These limericks are like illegal immigrants that cross the border at night.

It's okay I guess if Coldfyr and 'tones keep their limericks where they belong, at Artiste Forum. But when these lame limericks start finding their way into the main forums, soon they will take over.

Let's keep limericks out of our area, or like a fungus, they will spread.

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or like a fungus, they will spread

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Wise words, but too late.

I have a counter suggestion.

Since they have already infected the Coffee Shop, let's accept the inevitable and make it mandatory that from now on, all posts there *must* be in limerick form.

Who is with me?

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

I agree 100%, and all of Anusexpress's posts should also be confined to this poxy forum

minge

Careful not to get the hump, Strawman.

Dizzy gets sexually excited by humps and other freaknesses.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

Or we could counter them with a threat... after all we could always go in the artistes forum and post tub girl.

"Look mate, jus cos I'm wearing a Berghaus jacket and asking you for tabs, don't mean I'm a chav." - Anonymous Chav.

But isn't that art?

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But isn't that art?

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Isn't everything?

"Look mate, jus cos I'm wearing a Berghaus jacket and asking you for tabs, don't mean I'm a chav." - Anonymous Chav.

Yeah, there's a lot of crap in coffee shop that belongs in artiste's. People changing words of Bowie songs to make them "amusing" TW "tributes". A few limericks by a few people, too.

EJSunday claims the biggest thing he has to do as a moderator is move threads into the relevant forums. But, ya know, he 'asn't.

I could be a genius if I just put my mind to it.

I do most certainly agree
With your heart-felt and passionate plea
To keep these "poems" in their place
And out of your face
Keep Coffee Shop limmerick-free!

Out!

Don't like them ? Then don't read them..


We've been here on TW longer than all of you.
Deal with it




"A" is for Atonal, artfully adding audible auras