Would it be possible to build a "Who's online" function for the message board? I mean especially for helping Strawman in finding the buggers who made fun of him last week. By checking who's online constantly, we could probably catch the culprits and punish them.

Of course, nobody would be allowed to use this function against the Great Strawman, because it seems only fair that he can bully everyone all the time without suffering a backlash, ever.

Thanks in advance to all our kind moderators.

"Drink the milk explosion"

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That was fast, thanks a lot! Now we can start hunting down the immature pricks who've been bullying my Strawman. He's really upset, you know? He's always done his best to make TW a better place and look what he gets in return. He can't bear such meanness. The culprits will be slayed.

"Drink the milk explosion"

I want a "who's offline" feature.

Poopicaca!

I want to make the invisible visible there lies the culprit/s I'm sure, another thing about these jerks who've been resurrecting old threads then deleting their names, why doesn't it say post delted by whomever?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I want to make the invisable visable

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Maybe that will be possible when these words appear in the English dictionary.

Alabama Spaceboy
"Homos"

The only time you get the "post deleted by" message is when someone has already replied to it. Otherwise it just disappears

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It has been corrected thank you Mathieu

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The only time you get the "post deleted by" message is when someone has already replied to it. Otherwise it just disappears

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That is a loophole that needs mending, anyway thanks Alan


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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That’s a good suggestion, even for an alter like you, Sheiie.

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Of course, nobody would be allowed to use this function against the Great Strawman, because it seems only fair that he can bully everyone all the time without suffering a backlash, ever.

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Yeah right, like I never set myself up for ridicule:





minge

That is very true Shelie.



By the way, if you change the skin of the site, it is much easier to see the clones, because the font it different.

Thanks, Pabs

Christ only knows why you're not site moderator already!

minge

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Left out a semi-colon, there.

Poopicaca!

It should have read "font is different".

Ah, that's why -- You're gonna have to shape up, Alan.

minge

Now we have Shelle, Sheiie, Shelie and I think there even was a Sheile here yesterday.

Alabama Spaceboy
"Homos"

I Think

I Think dildos are really a huge problem
I Think sailors are too much on my mind
I Think buttplugs have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Wilde line, which won't let go of my brain
Like David Bowie's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn

I Think wankers are gonna drive us all crazy
And bullies make me feel like a child
I Think faggots will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Wilde line, which won't let go of my brain
Like David Bowie's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like David Bowie's smile, cruel and cold
Like Wilde's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn

Alabama Spaceboy
"Homos"

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Now we have Shelle, Sheiie, Shelie and I think there even was a Sheile here yesterday.

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I think one of them must be an impostor.

Join the smoking revolution! Light up an embassy!

I have different tribute acts now? Wow. Am I the only one to be so honored? I think even Bel only has one.

To be honest, I pay as little attention to my tribute acts as I imagine Bowie does to his, but it's pretty cool to think I've spawned not just one but several. Talk about being a legend!

"Drink the milk explosion"

Thanks for that feature, K. Everytime I look at it, I'm on top. Which is as it should be.



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

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Then you never look at it while I'm here, because whenever I am, I'm on top.

Which is also how it should be.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Huh uh. I just looked, and there you were, right under me. Don't say you didn't like it.



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

Nuh uh.

OK, you can claim a victory of sorts by making me look again, but I just did, and there I was on top.

I guess the age before beauty thing doesn't apply here.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Shelle, turn your monitor right-side-up.





... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

Look Momma, don't make me post a screen cap!

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Somthing in this vein would be really hot! 'Kay?!





... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

That's a striking way to post a screen cap, but looks time consuming.

There must be an easier way. Probably involving the Print Screen button.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Y'know, FastChanges, I struggle among appreciating you because you're comptetent; admiring you because you appreciate Seal; and loathing you because you're French.

Help me reconcile.

WW

If you don't know who the Yardbirds are, put your head in the oven right now and set it on broil. Because you are a turkey. -Alice Cooper

I know you won't read this before summer, but anyway - what's your problem with French people? Is it the fact we're all smart, hot and friendly? I know it can be annoying to some.

They can't put you away for saying weird things.

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Oooh! Exposed one more time! I mean for those who still had doubts.

They can't put you away for saying weird things.

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Exposed one more time!

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You wish!

I was kinda hoping you'd have thought up at least one new joke while I was away but I guess that was too much to expect from you.

You being French and all.

You guys still find Jerry Lewis hilarious, I hear.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.