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Come on, I'm sure you can find new jokes.

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Sometimes I feel the need to apologize to the board that jokes never get old to me - if I'm the one telling them. It's a character flaw and I know it. So sorry. But you're all better off getting used to the monkey washing the cat clip pretty fast is all I'm sayin'.

I used to have a clever signature.

I was wondering the same thing on Sunday, Nov. 27th, when it was MY birthday! I'm very hurt about it. (sniffle)

Okay... I'm over my fit now. Here's other people born on Nov. 27th: Bruce Lee, Caroline Kennedy, and Jimi Hendrix - so I'm in good company. So, according the the horoscopes, we're both Sagittarians, aka The Archer - born November 23 to December 21.

Traditional Sagittarius Traits

Optimistic and freedom-loving
Jovial and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical

Does the above sound like you?






"I have harnessed the cosmic rays and caused them to operate a motive device." - Nikola Tesla; Brooklyn Eagle, July 10th, 1931.

You think that just because he's French he will stand for you invading his birthday thread?

Wait...yeah, you're probably right.

(French surrender joke count: 546. My fellow gun-totin' patriots would be proud.)

I used to have a clever signature.

Optimistic: no
Freedom-loving: who isn't?
Jovial: no
Good-humored: sometimes
Honest: yes
Straightforward: yes
Intellectual and philosophical: far too much

Other people born on Nov. 29th: Louisa May Alcott, Billy Strayhorn, Jacques Chirac, Joel Coen, Don Cheadle, Anna Faris (and the same year!), my colleague Mark.

People who died on Nov. 29th: Monteverdi, Puccini, George Harrison.

Do you just want to lose weight, or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?
I want to look good naked!

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French surrender joke count: 546

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546 only?

Do you just want to lose weight, or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?
I want to look good naked!

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Do you mean that moderators are useless?

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In this case yes, as it is a technical matter which is not necessarily part of the secret mod knowledge. There may be some mod here (K) who knows more about that IT issue and I think it has been addressed here before - but basically we will have to wait until the administrator clears things up. Not to mention the webmaster.

And I want to believe
In the madness that calls 'now'

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546 only?

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Well, I only started counting last week.

I used to have a clever signature.

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I received a French edition, as you can see on the picture.

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Very nice

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i bet i won't be up there on the 30th

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Up where?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Freedom-loving: who isn't?

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Terrorists?

Hop fences, jump over benches
When you see me coming get the fuck out the entrance

A typical Capricorn answer.

Do you just want to lose weight, or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?
I want to look good naked!