I demand that Mr. Potato head be executed for his heinous crimes against humanity. Join me or die.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Who is he? Some British celebrity?

En attendant je fais des vents, des pets, des poums.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

You do know you are going to regret this in the morning and not have any recollection of making this thread?

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I object! This thread is in the wrong forum!



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

Why wouldn't Mr. Potato Head let his daughter marry Dan Rather?



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

Because he was just a commentator! Get it? Commentator? Common tater!



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

What's wrong with Don Rickles?

Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

Mr. Potato Head warned his daughter about going off to Europe and to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland and even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

He also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out west because she could get Scalloped.



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

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He also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out west because she could get Scalloped.

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I look like a llama.