I demand that Mr. Potato head be executed for his heinous crimes against humanity. Join me or die.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Who is he? Some British celebrity?

En attendant je fais des vents, des pets, des poums.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

You do know you are going to regret this in the morning and not have any recollection of making this thread?

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I object! This thread is in the wrong forum!



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

Why wouldn't Mr. Potato Head let his daughter marry Dan Rather?



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

Because he was just a commentator! Get it? Commentator? Common tater!



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

What's wrong with Don Rickles?

Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

Mr. Potato Head warned his daughter about going off to Europe and to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland and even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

He also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out west because she could get Scalloped.



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

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He also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out west because she could get Scalloped.

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Racist

I look like a llama.

That's "nigger racist" to be precise.



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

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I demand that Mr. Potato head be executed for his heinous crimes against humanity. Join me or die.

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I say he should be mashed.

This guy walks into a bar and notices his friend walking out the door surrounded by a bunch of women. He pulls his friend aside and asks what his secret is for getting all the ladies. "Don't tell anyone this," his friend confides, "but all you have to do is stuff a big Idaho spud down your pants."

The next night he does just that, but at the bar he notices everyone steering clear of him, even the men. He spots his friend and asks what's the deal? His friend looks down at his potato and says "You're supposed to put it down the front."



... oh god, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother’s vagina ...

Leave him alone and pick on someone of your mental age


London Bye Ta-Ta...

I suppose if I was going to shoot him, I'd need a potato gun...

Pablo... how did you know I was drunk when I posted this? For all you know I could have a completely valid reason for despising Mr. Potato head.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Just an educated guess.

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But you're not educated.

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But you're not educated.

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And you're neither legendary nor a cowboy. What's your point? This is TW, the land of make-believe with the happy flying magic muffins and unicorns.

So far I have yet to see a single magic muffin or unicorn.

Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

You are still new, not all the forum is open to you yet

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Yeah sure he's evil but he's no post man pat. Theres one evil cunt bet he steals the post too.

don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)

I love it when Jamie tries to be funny, because he always fails miserably.

I think you could be mistaken...

dam-right

don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)