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(electric tomato)
03/22/06 05:40 PM
Do Not Fret Or Die TWFers!! ! ! new [re: Black Prism]  

I will save you TW! !! ! I will Resuscitate you! !! I will give you Artificial Persperation! !! !


(stardust savant)
03/22/06 05:43 PM
Re: Diamond Duh - Tool of the Week new [re: Black Prism]  

In reply to:

'backdoor burglary' jokes

Wait, is that a robbery reference or a gay reference? 'Cause, y'know, it works either way.

(crash course raver)
03/22/06 07:25 PM
Re: Diamond Duh - Tool of the Week new [re: schizophrenic]  

I think it has to do with homosexual rape.

cra ck

(band intro)
03/22/06 08:39 PM
Re: Diamond Duh - Tool of the Week new [re: Black Prism]  

In reply to:

cuz Dave's gonna save us!

You know, the thing that really makes my hemorrhoids flare is that I think Dave will likely see all of the mockery we've thrown at him as simply mean-spirited business as usual from people who are "the problem" with TW instead of considering whether we might have a point or not. Regardless of whether he stays, goes, or what wounds we may or may not have afflicted, I would hate for him to miss out on the larger arguments we've offered. If history has taught me anything here, though, it's that people like to conveniently forget whatever important points they might need to in order to think they were right all along.


(crash course raver)
03/22/06 09:20 PM
Re: Diamond Duh - Tool of the Week new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I know. He tried this stance before a few months ago if I recall. I don't think there is anything wrong with TW and actually there hasn't been a whole lot of this 'mean spiritedness' shit he's talking about for a while. My guess is that he comes from a background of a good upbringing and not much deviation from 'normal' life circumstances. He's kind of being prejudice if you think about it in that way. A Right-winger in disguise trying to shape up a bunch of screw-ups.

cra ck

03/22/06 11:28 PM
Re: Smarter than p2c thread: Beltene & Shelle are in! new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Doch froh ist unser Sinn,
Ist unser Sinn;

This inspired me to translate this into English. I have no idea what it is but my German spidey sense says its something from Goethe. Now my German is getting a little bit rusty (I had to say this in case the heroic dolphin is secretely reading this thread)

Whether its stormy or snowy
Whether the sun at us laughs
The day glowing heat
Or the icecold nite
With mesmerized looks on our faces
We're jumpin off the fridge
Jumping off the fridge
And gay is our sin
Is our sin

Equipped with superfast motors
Faster than the speed of light in vacuum(that's 3.0x10^8 for all you non Germans)
We're jumping off the fridge for ___(insert stupid cause/country here)
Against our enemies(cockroaches and dead fruit flies)

It sounds like this has been written for p2c. Is this possible, historically?

You see, darling...my ass does belong on your face! You just don't know it yet.

Black Prism
(cracked actor)
03/23/06 01:22 PM
I wanna do you, ped! new [re: schizophrenic]  

I was half-referencing this thread (you'd have been well-advised to over look it ), but also referring to Dave's well-known closeted homosexuality. Why would he write such a thing in the first place if he wasn't hoping for others to 'twig' the slew of gay innuendos in that post?

Also of note is his behaviour beyond that thread:

- in picture threads of yesteryear, he's posted pictures of himself in heavy make-up to attract the bi-curious and the site's asexual.
- he likes Suede, the band of choice for bona fide poofters, like Strawman.
- in the post referenced above we learn he cohabits with someone with a gender-ambiguous name like 'Mel', (Melanie?) whom he boinks on a regular basis.

But perhaps I was too cruel in my previous post. We should, as a community, provide a safe and comforting environment to encourage those that find it difficult to grapple with their true identity (this is why, I think, Dave is always defensive and feels 'threatened') regardless of their 'developmental difficulties'.

EDIT: It seems that today he's started another thread about someone who's hacked into his account. Another blatant insinuation of a back-door entry if ever there was one!

[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

Edited by Black Prism on 03/23/06 01:39 PM (server time).

(stardust savant)
03/23/06 01:54 PM
Re: I wanna do you, ped! new [re: Black Prism]  

Now that bring it up, I find it interesting that Dave would choose to go with the androgynous look. Particularly because I think he's physically incapable of pulling it off.

I mean he's almost 30, not particularly skinny, not particularly effeminate, and wears the kind of shirts that you usually see on drunken American football jocks. What is he trying to prove, exactly? That he can look like Tintin in his declining years?

03/25/06 06:49 AM
Re: I wanna do you, ped! *DELETED* [re: Black Prism]  

Post deleted by strawman

Black Prism
(cracked actor)
03/25/06 07:19 AM
I apologise when Suede apologises to Stan Brakhage [re: Strawman]  

Almighty and beneficent Strawman,

I humbly beg your pardon for suggesting that you were a homosexual. There is nothing the slightest bit gay about liking Suede or bookmarking photos of me.

Yours truly,

Black Prism

[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

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