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(stardust savant)
02/25/06 08:58 PM
Self improvement programme  

I was just listening to some crap on the radio about how facing your weaknesses and using self evaluation was the way towards a better, healthier more well adjusted you. So in order to improve my performance at TW I intend to do just that. So here is my self evaluation audit.

Name: Persilot

Spelling and grammar: Usually good, except for the strange habit of dropping ellipses everywhere...

Quality of posts: I don't tend to post meaningless crap... well occasionally I do, but on the whole I'd say most of my posts have a purpose.

Strengths: Erm, I try to be funny on occasion (try being the motive word) and I think carefully about what I'm posting (except when drunk, Mr. Potato head being a good example) Iíd like to imagine that some of what I write bounces along quite nicely.

Weaknesses: Iím guilty of massive skimreading of other peoples posts and I never get involved in serious discussions which I could probably contribute to if I tried. Also my Bowie related thread output is next to nothing. Recently Iíve not been posting as much as I used to, the quality of my output seems to have dropped. Oh and I tend to be a bit Brit centric at time.

My targets: Get involved in a serious discussion (but in a valid and insightful way) and have some discussions about music.

Anyone else brave enough to search the depths of their soul and be brutally honest with us?

A scholar and a gentleman. Well at least one of them...

02/25/06 10:02 PM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

Spelling and grammar:

Pretty good for someone who learned English from reading other people's private correspondance.

In reply to:

Quality of posts

My posts are awesome! And here's what other people have said about my posts in the past:

"Beltene's posts are awesome!" - Anonymous, 2004

In reply to:


After all these years, I still manage to come up with groundbreaking theories.

In reply to:


I should put more thought into my marketing strategies.

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My targets

World piece.

You see, darling...my ass does belong on your face! You just don't know it yet.

(stardust savant)
02/25/06 11:13 PM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: Persilot]  

Name: schizophrenic

Spelling and grammar: Doing just fine, thank you very much.

Quality of posts: Variable. I think my really good posts are few and far between.

Strengths: I have no idea, to be honest.

Weaknesses: As Strawman duly pointed out, my recent contributions to the board have basically been "dropping in on the odd thread with counterproductive one-liners". I can't really cargue with that.

My Targets: I can't even remember the last time I actually started a semi-decent thread, so I'll probably try and do that at some point.

02/26/06 08:02 AM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: schizophrenic]  

Name: diamondogz74

Spelling and grammar:
Better than it was and improving all the time.

Quality of posts: I think my posts define my quality by themselves, interesting.

Strengths: Determination.

Weaknesses: I can be argumentative at times.

My Targets: To keep this site thriving with Bowie related news.

London Bye Ta-Ta...

02/26/06 08:48 AM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: Persilot]  

Name - Marcus Antonius Mardellskin

Spelling & Grammar - Not bad considering I left school 30 years ago.

Quality of posts - Average to outstanding, never dire.

Strengths - Besides my obvious attributes, I have the ability to realise that while others are inferior to me they should be given a fair crack of the whip.

Weaknesses - I'm enormously partial to being a complete cunt because I'm extremely childish for a man my age.

My targets - To reach the 5000 post mark & become Doctor Wankenstein.

02/26/06 08:55 AM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: Strawman]  

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Doctor Wankenstein.

A mighty fine title, but it has to be Bowie related, maybe the word wank out of "Time" would allow you this custom title?

London Bye Ta-Ta...

02/26/06 09:01 AM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: diamondogz74]  

Ricky Gervais said it within The Office series and Bowie loves Gervais & The Office, so there's the Bowie relativity.


02/26/06 09:18 AM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: Strawman]  

Then a great custom title you shall have

London Bye Ta-Ta...

02/26/06 09:22 AM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: diamondogz74]  

There you go Strawman, it has been approved by the powers that be.

Illustrated Discography

(electric tomato)
02/27/06 10:58 AM
Re: Self improvement programme new [re: Persilot]  

Name: NomDePlume

Spelling and grammar: Decent given that I'm far too important and you're all far too unimportant for Me to bother proofing what I type.

Quality of posts: Unparalleled in the history of TW. All the most intelligent posters here know this to be true: that the least of My posts bests the best of anyone else here.

Strengths: Every department.

Weaknesses: Occasionally I waste too much time reading Strawman's feeble attempts at humour or Beltene's feeble attempts to show she's more than just an almost pretty face and an insatiable gash. Too much time in this case means more than half a second.

My targets: To continue being an example to you all.

I am your God, and I shall never let you forget it.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

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