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Beltene
(acolyte)
04/26/06 12:04 PM
TW Vulnerabilities  

Hi. I've been thinking. We're all sensitive, nice people here and yet we don't have a peer support group. We need a special thread to talk about our emotions and support eachother without being sarcastic. I have experience as a peer supporter at school so I will listen to you and I will offer advices and make sure you feel much better after our session.

So, who's gonna be the first QT to admit how much the witch of Narnia got him horny?

My ass belongs on your face.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/26/06 03:04 PM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: Beltene]  

In reply to:

We need a special thread to talk about our emotions and support eachother without being sarcastic


You do realize that omits 99% of this forum

If only we could have a thread like this? It would never work on TW, far to many cruel people.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
04/27/06 01:26 AM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

It would never work on TW, far to many cruel people.



Now, diamonddogz, this is a thread about supportiveness. Rather than calling other posters cruel, perhaps you could share your own feelings about cruelty? Like when your dog was crushed to death by an attractive woman in high heels. Did that seem cruel to you? How did it make you feel?

In the interest of my own feelings, I would like to share that it really turned me on in a big way. It made me come so hard to watch your dog die.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/27/06 05:39 AM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: Beltene]  

In reply to:

So, who's gonna be the first QT to admit how much the witch of Narnia got him horny?


*raises hand*

Seriously, she was hot.

Cleaning up TW one post at a time

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/27/06 08:12 AM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

Now, diamonddogz


Learn to spell my name correctly please.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Beltene
(acolyte)
04/27/06 12:09 PM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: Monkeyboy]  

What was it about her that made you think she's hot? Was it her physical appearance or was it something else?

My ass belongs on your face.

Shelle
(cracked actor)
04/30/06 02:40 PM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: Beltene]  

Great idea, Bel. I trust that others here will respect your "No sarcasm" rule so I can open my heart to you.

Here's my problem. There used to be this internet message board I used to spend quite a bit of time at. Nothing too serious, just the usual mudslinging yuks. Some hot guys too, which always helps, and some real droolers it was fun to pick on. All in all, a good mix.

Anyway, I went away for a while. The problem with having a life. But in the back of my mind I always thought I could just come back and pick up where I'd left off.

Anyhoosiers, I went back there recently and it was pretty fucken dead. There were a few good posters there doing their best, a few others who had raised their games a bit while I was away, but other than that, pfd. Purdy fucken dead. What was worse, some of the really bad posters had been allowed to fester into something gargantuanly horrible, without my barbs to keep them in check. Bit like when you neglect a garden for a while and you come back and it's all weeds. One of the weeds had posted the worst thread ever. Marblehead, a boring place to live, an even more boring place to post boring pictures of and write boringly about.

Now, that's not to say I've managed to have no fun since I came back here. I don't want to be a total Negative Nelly. I managed to get the main mod to drop his mask and shout "Yeah, whatever, I hate bitches like you" at me, and I masturbated myself into a coma last night courtesy of some cum shots from another, and I enjoyed reading how you'd run rings around nearly all the mods, but apart from that, slim pickings. Very slim.

Well, you've probably guessed by now I'm talking about TW, you being so smart and all. So my question is, are there any threads I've missed that are worth checking out, that might revise my opinion of what TW has become? Or is it simply the case that without me, TW is just shit?

PS: Please don't send me to read any threads about Bowie. There stopped being interesting things to say about Bowie shortly after he recovered from his heart attack and started getting fat.

"Yeah whatever Shelle. Looky, looky, I'm a hard nosed businesswoman." --- Our Lord and Master, Adam


ladymacbeth
(electric tomato)
05/17/06 04:06 AM
Celebrating man's inhumanity to man new [re: Shelle]  

Hi Shelle,

Welcome back.

It has been very boring around here for the last few months and I had wondered where you'd got to. Having a life and feeling totally apathetic towards the subject matter of TW while you weren't around has stopped me from posting at all. I just lackadaisically trawl through the dross of the message boards, and laugh at the fights and arguments, whilst not feeling moved enough to post anything to those involved in the more interesting threads. There just hasn't been anything worth posting about or replying to, in my opinion. Plus, I've been trotting round Croatia with no time for the net.

Anyway, I just thought I'd explain my seeming absence, say "Hi, nice to have you back", and comment that Beltene looked amazing in that Wild West gun-toting dame photo.

Let's all pour out our hearts. Go forth and spew emotion, TWers. But nothing negative please . It's all about the love, don'tcha know?

Mental health was never my strong point.

icarusboy
(electric tomato)
05/17/06 04:18 AM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

I masturbated myself into a coma last night courtesy of some cum shots from another


How come i miss all the best threads on here....i need to up my game and maybe post some more myself...

iccy



Forgotten_Boy
(kook)
05/17/06 04:30 AM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: Beltene]  

Beltene hi,
I have a rather strange fetish. Normal porn just doesn't seem to do it for me anymore. It might be the meds they've put me, but the only thing that can get me off these days is midget-donkey porn. I was wondering, being one of the TW princess of debauched, if you could suggest, or rather point me into the direction of some of this fine visual eroticy. I haven't been able to cum since that time with Shelle, but she's too busy to play with me anymore, and I think she sold the donkey.
Many thanks, FB.

"You know that they refused Jesus too"
"You're not him"


ladymacbeth
(electric tomato)
05/17/06 07:21 AM
Spewing forth... new [re: ladymacbeth]  

In reply to:

Go forth and spew emotion, TWers.


Substitute 'emotion' for 'jizz' actually.

Mental health was never my strong point.

Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/17/06 01:47 PM
Re: Celebrating man's inhumanity to man new [re: ladymacbeth]  

Awrrr, thanks LadyM.

You're one of a number of posters I've missed seeing here since I got back. Also missing Marquis, Twister and a few others.

"Yeah whatever Shelle. Looky, looky, I'm a hard nosed businesswoman." --- Our Lord and Master, Adam


Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/17/06 01:55 PM
I actually ate the donkey new [re: Forgotten_Boy]  

In reply to:

I haven't been able to cum since that time with Shelle



Well, there goes my reputation as a lady. I shall never be able to show my face again in polite company.

"Yeah whatever Shelle. Looky, looky, I'm a hard nosed businesswoman." --- Our Lord and Master, Adam


guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
06/07/06 04:35 AM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: Beltene]  

Hi Beltene,

I would like to see Adam Wildlife's penis. Do you think he will ever post a picture here?

Thank you,
guiltpuppy

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AdamAdministrator
(cricket menace)
06/07/06 05:48 AM
Sorry new [re: guiltpuppy]  

After your recent thread in Coffee Shop, I'm not going to risk alien interogation of my genitalia.

BOWIE DOWNUNDER

Beltene
(acolyte)
06/07/06 03:00 PM
Re: TW Vulnerabilities new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

Do you think he will ever post a picture here?


[puts thinking cap]

I think so but I don't think he'll ever do it under his Adam screen name. You may think I'm comfortable with showing my privates and well, now I am. So I'll see what I can do for you, puppy.

My ass belongs on your face.

Beltene
(acolyte)
06/08/06 09:33 PM
Re: Sorry new [re: Adam]  

Adam, have you ever pissed on a photograph?

I have. By accident.

Life is a bitch, really She is and I hate bitches but somehow I can never quite see who the real bitches in my life are because they're everywhere! And you know why I can't look at myself in the mirror unless I put make up? Because I see a bitch!

A menstruating dominating psychobitch who's ready to take over the world and well...love it.

My ass belongs on your face.

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
06/10/06 04:43 AM
Re: Sorry new [re: Beltene]  

I once pissed on a copy of The Doors of Perception.

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Beltene
(acolyte)
06/10/06 04:55 AM
Re: Sorry new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Do You want to tell Us about it?

My ass belongs on your face.

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
06/10/06 06:14 AM
This is new love new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I want details and photographic evidence! I've always romanticized the act of taking mescalin and smearing one's own faces all over Aldous Huxley's portrait.

I will drug you and fuck you
On the permafrost



ladymacbeth
(electric tomato)
06/15/06 09:15 AM
Stealing my Magazine, eh? new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Hey, that's my signature!

You've nicked it! Relinquish it right now!

You may want to smear your faces all over Aldous Huxley but I want to smear faeces all over you!

I will drug you and fuck you, on the perma-frost.

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
06/15/06 11:37 AM
Different Magazine then new [re: ladymacbeth]  

Jesus, you're right. Surprisingly enough that was unintentional.
Still, I must ask: has Diamond_Dave given you tips on cyber sex? That sounds like an invitation to me...

edit: Fuck, I actually managed to make a typo when describing the act of smearing my own shit on someone. I'm getting rusty.

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly

Edited by RabbitFighter on 06/15/06 11:38 AM (server time).



ladymacbeth
(electric tomato)
06/16/06 05:41 AM
Re: Stealing my Magazine, eh? new [re: ladymacbeth]  

Hell no, I've been lucky enough never to have received any correspondance from that creep, thank fuck!

I wouldn't mind Howard Devoto drugging and fucking me on the permafrost, even though I don't know what permafrost is (I imagine it to be like astroturf), and as long as I get to choose the drugs and the positions.

What a coincidence we picked the same signature though . It's ridiculous but pleasing at the same time. Our minds must have been on the same wavelength (and obviously listening to the same music) at the same time! Put it there, partner

I will drug you and fuck you, on the perma-frost.

Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
06/16/06 07:53 PM
Re: Stealing my Magazine, eh? new [re: ladymacbeth]  

i was curious about the word permafrost. here is what i found:


looks cold.


Permafrost Deposits of Northern Siberia

In geology, permafrost or permafrost soil is soil that stays in a frozen state for more than two years in a row. Most permafrost is located in high latitudes, but alpine permafrost exists at high altitudes.

So, it looks like the drugging and fucking will happen in high latitudes on frozen soil! Looks like you have to drug and fuck just to stay warm.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
06/17/06 05:54 AM
Re: This is new love new [re: RabbitFighter]  

The details are, the book was sitting on the back of the toilet, and I was too drunk to aim carefully. The same thing actually happened with The Catcher in the Rye, once, for the same reasons. In both cases the book belonged to someone else. I didn't mention it to either of 'em; I hate people who read.

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