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power2charm
(kook)
05/17/06 08:01 PM
Shelle's tongue in, "My Life in Dara's Ass" new [re: Shelle]  

So Shellebert, now that you've accepted correction from your lord and master, is Adam on your "friends" list, or is he still on your "enemies" one, but you are going to quit making an ass of yourself about it? [Lafftrack Setting: conclusion of 'Dick Van Dyke Show' appreciative chortles and applause]


____
Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/18/06 10:55 AM
Did Adam send you to ask if it's safe to come back new [re: power2charm]  

You've caught me in the middle of one of my charitable "Be Nice To Tards" periods, so I'll try to resist the easy temptation to just mock you in my usual witty manner and explain what actually happened. Since you just proved again you can't follow even the simplest thread.

So, all that happened is that Dara posted two compelling arguments. One, that there's no point fighting someone who refuses to fight. Two, that Adam's interpretations and what not are enjoyed by a segment of the TW populace and I should not jeopardize their enjoyment in pursuit of my own.

The fact that Dara did this with his characteristic gentle kindness makes it easier for me to swallow, but fact is if any of the other intellectual heavyweights here had come up with these arguments, I'd have accepted them too. Not that you need concern yourself with this, since you're incapable of following a coherent and compelling argument, much less come up with one without tripping all over yourself.

Now, to answer your query on behalf of your timid friend, you can tell him it's safe to come back. All I've done is move him from my To Do list to my To Don't one.

But should I ever feel he's being an ass again, either to me or anyone else, I reserve the right to go offense again.

And by the way, good idea on the laugh track. If there's anyone here whose output sorely needs a laugh track, it's you.

Me like bison flesh
Roast on fire for make eat safe
Keep bone for make tool
Guiltpuppy's haiku



power2charm
(kook)
05/18/06 08:48 PM
Adam asked me to ask you to fetch his slippers new [re: Shelle]  

Thanks for the tortured reply, Shelle. It's right up there with the long-and-winding post you wrote clarifying "but still".



In reply to:

So, [deep breath] all that happened is that Dara posted two compelling arguments. One, that there's no point fighting someone who refuses to fight. Two, that Adam's interpretations and what not are enjoyed by a segment of the TW populace and I should not jeopardize their enjoyment in pursuit of my own.


Actually, among the non-sequiturs, Dara stated his two points forthrightly - and they aren't anywhere near as far reaching as those you attributed to him:

"My point is that failure to get drawn into [arguments] should not be interpreted as a sign of weakness or frailty.

My other point is that if others come forward, in your view, to "defend" Adam, it is not necessarily at Adam's request."


I bolded the parts that should have tipped you off to his points.

What you've attributed to Dara are your conclusions about how he would like you to behave, and your compliance is as funny as it is predictable - good Shelle! But what do you suppose are Dara's motives for neutering you?

Okay - you accept that he didn't post at Adam's bidding. Did he feel Adam nonetheless required a defender, that your sappy accusations affected him in the slightest? No, nothing in his post suggests that he's worried about Adam's psyche. I guess it all boils down to thinking two of your premises were logically deficient. Why Dara condescends to you in particular is unclear, but one can reasonably conjecture he agrees you've made such a fool of yourself that it became prudent to nudge you off your monomania about Adam. In short, he was embarrassed for you.

Don't be upset, Shelletoid, you can still draw a valuable lesson from this thread: In the future, you will be sure to vet your enemies list against Dara's and get his approval before you commence your tantrums.

____
Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
05/19/06 03:37 AM
Re: Adam asked me to ask you to fetch his slippers new [re: power2charm]  

Oh, p2c, why must you revile beauty?



to_dizzy
(electric tomato)
05/19/06 08:08 AM
Re: Adam asked me to ask you to fetch his slippers new [re: power2charm]  

I only hope and pray that "Shelle" is the nastiest of alter egos. If she is real I am aghast. There could not be a more obnoxious person.

I hate the way Shelle constantly refers to her "fuck buddies," as if this makes her sexy and independent, a leader. Even the trashiest of girls, the dregs of society, don't talk or behave this way.

I hate the way she constantly refers to herself as the desire of every male at TW, and the only reason she gets no respect from them is because she has rejected their advances. She seems to be living in her own world, a world where a homely, heavily made up girl, is as attractive as a Kate Moss.

I hate the way she constantly reminds you that she is a witty, successful businesswoman, and if you forget, she will remind you about this again. Shelle is the faithless wife, the cheating girlfriend, that every man and woman despises.

I honestly feel that "Shelle" is the product of a male at TW who is not getting enough attention in his regular persona.



Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/19/06 11:24 AM
Should have known you were his manservant new [re: power2charm]  

In reply to:

Dara stated his two points forthrightly


Dara made more than two points. I'm confident I interpreted the ones he made in his first three or four paragraphs correctly, even if you can't process them.

Memo to Dara: Abstraction is a little beyond lower simians like p2c, who aren't capable of understanding any point you might make unless you start the sentence with "My point is...".

In reply to:

tortured


Not the first time you've let slip a hint of your voyeuristic fantasies of violence toward women and young girls. Some other time I might be able to help you examine them, but unlike you, who seem willing to devote 100% of your TW time to me, I've got you on a strict quota, and you've used it up for today.

Me like bison flesh
Roast on fire for make eat safe
Keep bone for make tool
Guiltpuppy's haiku



Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/19/06 11:34 AM
You hate the way I beat you every time new [re: to_dizzy]  

Oh dearie, I do seem to attract the ire of the male virgins here who like their females as young naive slasher prey exclusively, don't I?

In reply to:

"Shelle" is the product of a male at TW who is not getting enough attention in his regular persona.


No.

I'm not you, nor p2c.

Me like bison flesh
Roast on fire for make eat safe
Keep bone for make tool
Guiltpuppy's haiku



Forgotten_Boy
(kook)
05/21/06 04:11 AM
Re: Adam asked me to ask you to fetch his slippers new [re: to_dizzy]  

In reply to:

the only reason she gets no respect from them is because she has rejected their advances.


I'd actually like a list of the people that Shelle has supposably "rejected". Should make for interesting reading. Is there some underlying frustration in that comment dizzy?

"You know that they refused Jesus too"
"You're not him"


Arlequino
(cracked actor)
05/21/06 06:21 AM
Re: Adam asked me to ask you to fetch his slippers new [re: Forgotten_Boy]  

Not that I ever particularly agree with anything to_dizzy posts, but I think he was actually referring to Shelle's claims that the only reason people 'disrespect' her is because she's rejected them.

Just a thought.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



EJ
(byroad singer)
05/22/06 05:10 AM
Any Secret Knowledge There? new [re: to_dizzy]  

In reply to:

I honestly feel that "Shelle" is the product of a male at TW who is not getting enough attention in his regular persona.


I would never think so.

And I want to believe that a light's shining through somehow



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