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Monkeyboy
(band intro)
05/13/06 06:17 AM
Re: Some self awareness at last new [re: Adam]  

In reply to:

sexist, cannot hold down a girlfriend, susceptible to tantrums


Aren't these qualifications for any hetero male member of TW?

"I cannot stick my head in the sand" - Dogz, on world events

NomDePlume
(electric tomato)
05/13/06 08:36 AM
They don't like getting it in the mouth from you new [re: power2charm]  

In reply to:

Out of necessity, I'm back for while



I guess getting a life wasn't an option, then.

The desire of the man is for the woman. But the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man.

ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
05/13/06 09:06 AM
Resistance is futile new [re: Adam]  

In reply to:

I've been told I'm short, fat, dumb, sexist, cannot hold down a girlfriend,


You can hold me down anyday, Adam.



let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. i mean, after all, it's the thing that makes AMERICA great!

Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/13/06 10:30 AM
Adam = Diamond Dave wannabe new [re: Adam]  

In reply to:

Or maybe after months of you jibing at me, I throw one back at you and it's a case of miss hard nose going off sulking. Now let's see - I've been told I'm short, fat, dumb, sexist, cannot hold down a girlfriend, susceptible to tantrums, have made rejected advances on you and Beltene and that I have a dull signataure and dull website.


You know as well as I do that I only started jibing at you after you made it abundantly clear that you disrespected me, and I only got as far as short, fat and dumb before you blew your top and decided to reveal your well hidden chauvinism.

Likewise, I chose to reveal my spurning of your advances only after you decided to get sexist, mainly to point out your hypocrisy.

I come here to amuse and edify myself. Mostly amuse, I must admit, because while there are a handful of finely tuned minds here who always write stuff worth reading, it is only a handful. But I can still amuse myself with the others, either thru jovial banter, or all out verbal sparring.

My code is this: I don't attack until attacked. I challenge anyone to find a single instance where I have gone on the offensive against someone who didn't go on the offensive against me first. But once they do, it frees me up to vent all my wit and bile on them, to my own immense amusement. I'm happy to go either way; it's really up to every poster here to choose whether they'd rather fuck or fight.

When I came here first, I made it clear who I considered as friends (people I either found interesting to read, or banter with) and who were the enemies that had crossed my line, and how it was possible to move from friend to enemy (by being dumb and insulting or dissing me in a dull way), or from enemy to friend (by raising your game and getting entertaining with the insults, as Emil and Marquis both did, for example). I even had the lists in my sig, which has been confirmed by those people with the best senses of humor here as one of the funniest jokes ever in TW history.

Now I admit that once someone does go offensive on me, I feel quite within my rights to escalate. Any body picking a fight with me needs to be aware of this: you might make a mild sexist slur and expect one back, but you'll get a much more hurtful one back. Because when I'm in a fight, I'm in it to win it.

So Adam, if you intend to go on treating me offhandedly and insulting me and communicating your lack of respect for me to others, you need to remember this. If you think this is as ugly as it could get, you ain't seen nothing yet. I have you down as someone who is pretty fragile mentally so I've pulled my punches a lot to date.

The only reason you don't get into more fights is not because, as you'd have us all believe, you're a nice guy, but because you're just so dull and lifeless when it comes to fighting. You're bad at it; really really bad at it.

In reply to:

you may as well keep it up


Oh, I will. I was about ready to give up on it because of your apparent Olympian reserve, until your facade slipped and you confirmed in the post now immortalized in my sig that I was getting to you. Now I've seen you squirm, and others have too, I'm looking forward to inducing more squirms, and going on pointing out your inadequacies to those here smart enough to see them.

Thing is, Adam, while you're nowhere near as big or as bad a rogue as your friend and fellow Aussie Diamond Dave is, you do have several of the same tendencies. In many respects, you're just a less successful version of Dave. If I can point that out here to your friends, they may not be quite so keen to welcome you with open arms and let you blodge off them on your next triumphant World Tour, just as the sterling work of Beltene, riley and others here have cramped Dave's style a bit for future excursions.

In reply to:

your ultimately dull signature


Yah, well, normally my sig has better writers, but for now it serves its purpose quite nicely, I think.

"Yeah whatever Shelle. Looky, looky, I'm a hard nosed businesswoman." --- Our Lord and Master, Adam


EJSundae
(mortal with potential)
05/13/06 10:32 AM
Re: Some self awareness at last [re: Adam]  

It wasn't these women who called you these things, Adam.

It was me. I got jealous of your constant flirting with those naughty manhating nymphomaniacs. What do they have that I don't, huh? My breasts are definatelly bigger than theirs.

I want you, adam, badly. Even if you don't want to be cut into
Leberwurst...



Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/13/06 10:40 AM
And he doesn't like you cuz he knows you're not? [re: power2charm]  

Way to fail to respond to even one of my points, lightweight. I'm forced to conclude that you either can't understand the points, or you can but you can't answer any of them. I'm reliably informed you're just about smart enough to realize the importance of intelligence, but not quite smart enough to recognize it in others, or its absence in yourself.

So you leave me with no choice but to mock you again, which it seems is your only useful purpose to me.

In reply to:

But let me handle it; comic posting isn't your strong suit


You handling a comic post is about as useful as getting Dogz to handle your cock. And I say that with all due respect to Dogz, who is a much better player than you'll ever be.

Now, scoreboard, chalk another one up for Team Shelle.

"Yeah whatever Shelle. Looky, looky, I'm a hard nosed businesswoman." --- Our Lord and Master, Adam


to_dizzy
(electric tomato)
05/13/06 12:16 PM
Re: Adam = Diamond Dave wannabe *DELETED* [re: Shelle]  

Post deleted by to_dizzy

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/13/06 12:23 PM
Re: Adam = Diamond Dave wannabe [re: to_dizzy]  

In reply to:

Shelle, you're such a prize, why don't you just walk away? Instead, you carry on whining and nagging like the annoying skank that you are. No wonder your mom abandoned you.


Kindly leave Shelle alone please Sam.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

to_dizzy
(electric tomato)
05/13/06 12:25 PM
Re: Adam = Diamond Dave wannabe [re: diamondogz74]  

I decided to. But the main reason I deleted my post was because I don't want this hateful skank tracking me down somehow with her dangerous friends.



CharlieManson
(kook)
05/13/06 12:25 PM
Re: Adam = Diamond Dave wannabe [re: diamondogz74]  

Why, is she your fag hag?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues



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