Megabite isn't dog food, it's dog meat. It's quite good actually but never made it into heavy market, mainly because child molestors protested.

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Oh really? I'd love to try the dachshund flavour.

Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness - and it's all over much too quickly.

Is that a Mork-ism?

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I'm willing to give up my foul vegetarian ways if you can provide me with some genuine Cairn terrier meat.

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There is no such thing as "pantyhose" in England. We call them "tights" or "stockings". They are normally sold in the "hosiery" department of a store. Tights work on their own. Hold-up stockings stick to the top of your leg, but regular stockings require a suspender belt to hold them up. Doesn't matter if they're opaque, patterned or whatever. End of.

Why this varies between English speaking countries, I've no idea. It's just silly semantics my sweet .

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Bog: in Polish, means God.

Bog: in English, means marsh-like ground or slang for toilet/WC).

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There is no such thing as "pantyhose" in England.

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But we use to have panteloons...

By God those were the days.

Laughing Poker

In Australian, to 'bog in' is to start eating whilst 'bog standard' means basic or unadorned. The terms 'Bog', 'Spag' and 'Spag Bog' are also used to shorten the words spaghetti bolognaise.

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'Spag Bog'

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This from the country who gave us Yahoo Serious.



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Like I said - Aussie's and their shortening of words. Either way, it's hard to imagine a dish referred to 'spag bog' as anything approaching bon appetite. 'Spag bog'.....could be a spaghetti bolognaise or a volatile cocktail of saliva and turd.

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