That's a case of chronic onanism if I ever saw one.

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly

That was such a great mental image that I felt it deserved to be made tangible.



(That's the shit coming out of Dogz' mouth, which he is in turn hurling at you, Percy. I love the apologetic look on your face. You almost look like Gary Sinise in Of Mice and Men when he's introducing Lennie to their employer for the first time.)

Don't become a victim of yourself. Forget about the thief waiting in the alley; what about the thief in your mind? - Jim Rohn

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Oh doggy boy. I wish I had a pound for every piece of shit that comes out of your mouth

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I'd also love a pound every time you mention Newcastle

You are northern aren't you?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

In the last 200 mentions on Newcastle on this board,

JamieSim 27 times
Strawman 20 time
DD74 14 times
Persilot 13 times
b_mardle 10 times

So Persilot doesn't mention Newcastle as much as the Norfolk brigade.

You whine more than a girl. © Dixie Hick 2006

Thanks Alan, that makes a lot of sense


London Bye Ta-Ta...

What is the fascination among retards for Newcastle?

Is it like the cultural capital for tards or something?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues